Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 8, 2017
The Greater Crime
  • yetanotherjohn

    He man women hater club will now come to order.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Well throw a bucket of water on them and get them in here, they are late for the meeting.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Nancy and Chuck called in sick, they both have TDS.

    • Mary Gehman

      Or IBS…or an STD…we report, you decide…

  • yetanotherjohn

    They have him out numbered, surrounded and they still aren’t a shadow of the man.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Resist? They are having trouble to exist.

  • Elwood P. Trump listens to advice from a six foot tall invisible pooka.

    • yetanotherjohn

      At least a six foot tall invisible pooka would be an improvement over the usual swamp critters.

      • Smarter AND better looking!

  • Rdm42

    “As I was sitting in my chair. I met two dems who weren’t there! They weren’t there again today, Oh how I wish they’d go away!”.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Resistance is futile…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “So…how do you like my ‘carpet diem’….toupee or not toupee…???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Did I just see a pig fly over a frozen hell over there?”

  • Scorpion

    I was just told that Hillary’s ad hoc memorial service for Ron Brown & Vince Foster was running a little late.

  • Vagabond661

    “Can I have their desserts?”

  • Rick Adams

    I guess they’re both out scromiting.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The bigger the hair, the closer to heaven.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Could somebody please get Chuck and Nancy a booster seat?

  • “That’s not a glory hole, Chuck. That’s a spittoon.”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Is Gloria Steinham a glory hole?

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…to both the glory hole AND the spittoon!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Fake news, fake minority leaders … is this a great country or what?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I wonder when the press will pick up on Trump ordering fava beans and Chianti for lunch.

  • Rick Adams

    “Don’t let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you…!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let’s see, we have the US Flag, the presidential flag, the vice -presidential flag, the US army flag, the US navy flag, the US marine flag and the US air force flag. Now if someone can just flag down the democrats we would be all set.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What a nice and thoughtful gift that Chuck and Nancy gave Donald for Christmas, their absence.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Did Trump take a page from the Clinton play book and go to the ‘Vince Foster School of dealing with enemies’?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Of course when Obama was president, they weren’t even invited to the White House.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Please see the Prague defenestration of 1419.

    • Yo Jezebel…..

      (and, pathetically, I didn’t have to look up defenestration to know what it meant)

      • yetanotherjohn

        I suspect a little defenestration would help our federal bureaucracies.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently changing the congressional salaries to the $15 minimum wage has some unexpected benefits.

  • DJD60_TX

    I see Ms. Pelosi has left her “mark” again. Can someone get a new chair and some Lysol?

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…but a good caption!

  • Retired military

    What do you call a presidential budget meeting with no liberals there?

    A good start.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Table for three

  • yetanotherjohn

    There is something sinister in the direction he is looking.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One if by land, two if by sea, three if the democrats can be bothered to show up.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Funny. . . I don’t hear Dave Weigel apologizing for photographing these empty seats.

    • cathymv

      ohhhh fast one!!! that just happened!! and its still appropriate!!! sweet!

    • jim_m

      Boom!!!

  • cathymv

    Honey, I shrunk the leftists!!

  • Mary Gehman

    “Looks like the twins I met at Speed-Dating aren’t going to show up for our date…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Good riddance…and the same to the broom that you didn’t ride in on…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently they can both run and hide.

  • “Where are Schumer and Pelosi? Pelosi was so old and dry she crumbled to a pile of dust when I touched her. Chuck saw that and is still under the table losing his cookies.”

  • Scorpion

    Hmm. Schumer was last seen walking around in his bath robe. I wonder if that is a coincidence.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently the democrats attempts to connect with the common people by ‘pressing the flesh’ has gone horribly wrong.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Where’s the beef?

  • yetanotherjohn

    There is no there there.

  • They would benefit more from an inverse decimation, starting at the top.

  • Pete Peters

    Where’s Nancy? And where’s that broom that was leaning against the wall gone?

  • #MiniMeTwo

  • “Dilley dilley!”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Looks like me, myself and I are all I need to accomplish anything at this meeting…”

  • fustian24

    Trump surprised to find that Pelosi and Schumer look a LOT smaller in real life than they do on TV.