Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 8, 2017
The Greater Crime
  • yetanotherjohn

    Everyone who really matters in this town came to the meeting.

  • Paul Hooson

    Just recognized Paul Hooson as the Jewish capital of housefire jokes?

  • Retired military

    Nancy and Chuck left after they walked in on Trump playing 3D chess while they were discussing Old Maid.

  • Rick Adams

    He’s wondering why all the Christmas lights on the wall are arranged next to letters of the alphabet.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Just to show, the left never learns the lessons of history. The soviets tried not showing up in the 50’s and ended up with the UN voting to stop North Korea.

  • fustian24

    The only thing that can possibly explain this is Russian collusion.

    • Mary Gehman

      …or, Melania’s shoes are inappropriate…

      • yetanotherjohn

        Or Melania’s Russian shoes are colluding.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One is the loneliest number

  • yetanotherjohn

    The buck stops here … but not Chuck or Nancy.

  • Rick Adams

    “They don’t pay me enough for this shit.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’ll have what she’s having…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I shaved my back for this???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “This is the one thing I love about Nancy and Chucky…their absence.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Who do I have to grab around here to get some lunch?”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I see right through you…”

  • Mary Gehman

    It seems Santa Claus came early this year…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Dear God…is that damn white turkey still wandering around?”

  • fustian24

    Neither Nancy or Charles would come until Melania’s footwear could be verified.

    • fustian24

      Inspired by (stolen from) a comment Mary Gehman made to one of my other captions.

      • Mary Gehman

        Thanks! I needed that! Now, I’m off to DSW…with your Mastercard… 😉

  • yetanotherjohn

    Looks like Trump has got a little wood there.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump not only cuts taxes, he cuts the cheese.

  • Retired military
    • Mary Gehman

      ew…that’s just wrong…

      • Retired military

        Yes my mission is done for this weekend.

        • Mary Gehman

          Oh, I think you’ve got at least one more ‘ew’ in y-ew! 😉

    • Paul Hooson

      How can you tell if a customer at a strip club is a Jew?

      He’s the one putting coins on the stage…

      • Mary Gehman

        Good to know…

        • fustian24

          Has it been a problem for you? Recognizing Jews at strip clubs, that is?

          • Mary Gehman

            I accept nothing less than 20’s, so it’s not an issue for me. You’d be surprised how much folks are willing to pay to watch pole-dancers with cankles! 😉

          • fustian24

            If I ever start frequenting strip clubs, I’ll keep all this in mind.

          • Mary Gehman

            I’m in the “Fetish Room’…strictly cash and carry…not credit cards, no debit cards, no checks accepted…just an FYI… 🙂

          • fustian24

            Anybody putting coins up on stage?

            That’d probably be Paul. I’ve been starting to wonder if he might be Jewish…(grin)

          • yetanotherjohn

            What do you do at a vending machine? You put a coin in the slot to receive the prize. I see nothing wrong with putting coins in slots.

          • fustian24

            Okay, that rates an “Ewwwwwwww”.

            With an outlook like that, you could be a democrat or a Hollywood producer!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Or a politician or a news media bigwig. Don’t limit my career choices.

          • Mary Gehman

            What is WRONG with you people? The going rate for strippers has increased with inflation…and nobody like coins or anything else in any slots…Just sayin’…

          • fustian24

            That include bitcoin?

          • yetanotherjohn

            I’ll bite, where do you stick the bitcoin?

          • fustian24

            In the digital wallet, silly!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Have you never seen the wonder in a child’s eyes when you produce a coin from their ear? Of course that is removing rather than inserting.
            So given inflation, where do you stick the folding money?

          • yetanotherjohn

            ‘nobody likes … anything else in any slots’. sad

  • fustian24

    Trump turned them over to the Saudis. Right now Nancy and Chucky are hanging upside down with Prince Alaweed.

  • yetanotherjohn

    A watched chair never fills.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump said they were having turkey for lunch and they weren’t brave enough to show.

  • yetanotherjohn

    First the Russians kept Hillary out of Wisconsin and now they are keeping Chuck and Nancy out of the White House. Is there nothing they can’t do?

  • stan25

    Chuck and Nancy are in the cloak room doing their Peter Pan act.

  • SicSemperTyrannus

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I consider this to be the biggest event since that yuge 1969 event!”.

    “Oh, the Moon landing?”.

    “No, Connie Kreski, the first PLAYBOY Playmate to show pubic hair…”.

    • Mary Gehman

      how do you just KNOW this stuff!

      • Paul Hooson

        It wasn’t as dramatic as the “One step for mankind”, nor did she get a phone call from President Nixon…

        • Mary Gehman

          I dunno…’One step for mankind’….’One schtupp for mankind’…both are equally dramatic, depending on who you are in each scenario! 😉

  • Paul Hooson

    Amazing how a few refried beans really clear the place…

    • Mary Gehman

      yuck…

  • fustian24

    It seems the democrats had a housefire, and apparently nobody bothered to save either Chuck or Nancy!

    • yetanotherjohn

      I blame the British.

  • Paul Hooson

    Proof that he respects the opinions and advice of no one?

  • Paul Hooson

    The presidency 2017? Toupee boy…

    The presidency 1962? Marilyn Monroe in the center of a Kennedy brother sandwich…

    • Mary Gehman

      another ew… 😉

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s worst than wet fart jokes?

    Wet farts…

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

  • Paul Hooson

    Watching the birds from the nest on his head fly south for the Winter?

  • Paul Hooson

    “By the way, I’m also the Hair Club President…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Did Congress gavel to order yet this morning? Any new resignations…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    The Madame Tussaud’s wax figure isn’t bad. But, the animal on his head is too small…

  • Paul Hooson

    The Donald boasts in the Oval Office, “If not for my money, I wouldn’t be here…”.

    Melania, “If not for your money, I wouldn’t be here…”.

  • Mary Gehman

    “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’ve got multiple personalities, and none of them like Chuck or Nancy.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “They can run, but they can’t hide…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Come together, right now, over me.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Worst remake of ‘Waiting for Godot’ ever.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Of they don’t show up for work, do we have to pay them?

  • yetanotherjohn

    If it was Obama sitting there, the press would be gushing about the racism of the GOP and constitutional crisis … I guess things haven’t really changed.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What we have here is a failure to communicate

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m not getting a ‘harrumph’ out of anybody.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The democrats have a seat at the table, just no power … because Hillary lost.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump wouldn’t let anyone else speak – this is CNN.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Maybe they got the date for the meeting from CNN and will show up in ten days after the results of the meeting are public knowledge.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Putting Nancy on his left, clearly because she’s female.