Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 8, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ inspired a lot of captions-so many that we have three winners per place. I guess not having to listen to or look at Pelosi and Schumer is something to celebrate! There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – Schumer and Pelosi would have been here except for one little detail…

Hillary still not President!

(Kenny Moore) – Not what I had in mind when I demanded transparency.

(Rock ThisTown) – Funny. . . I don’t hear Dave Weigel apologizing for photographing these empty seats.

2) (jim_m) – Trump sits with all the democrats who want to see America be a great country.

(engineer) – New York Times headline: “Dems catch Trump ogling Nancy Pelosi’s breasts; call for his resignation.”

(yetanotherjohn) – Let the minutes show that there was no dissent and that the vote to build the wall was unanimous.

3) (Stephen_Macklin) – Clint only did this with one chair. Sad.

(cathymv) – Schumer must be dead, he is never fashionably late for a photo op

(Olsoljer) – Like Diogenes still looking for an honest man. (Won’t find one there).

4) (Joe_Miller) – Guess who couldn’t afford the tolls on I-66?

(Scorpion) – I was just told that Hillary’s ad hoc memorial service for Ron Brown & Vince Foster was running a little late.

(Mary Gehman) – “…they must have gotten the address wrong…”

5) (RadiCalMan) – So, Nancy let’s hear about your plans to “Make America Great Again”!

(stan25) – The Donald is checking the trapdoors underneath Schumer’s and Pelosi’s seats

(Par4Course) – Trump finds this meeting with Chancy (Chuck and Nancy) much more pleasant than all the others.

6) (Rdm42) – “As I was sitting in my chair. I met two dems who weren’t there! They weren’t there again today, Oh how I wish they’d go away!”.

(Wild_Willie) – “Chucky, if you get up on your booster chair the camera can see you.”

(Blues Harper) – “that chair will be emptier today when Pelosi sits in it.” – Dennis Miller

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “Looks like they had a Kennedy drive them here.” (Thank you, my fellow posters!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(DJD60_TX) – I see Ms. Pelosi has left her “mark” again. Can someone get a new chair and some Lysol?

(rodney dill) – “That’s not a glory hole, Chuck. That’s a spittoon.”

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(Retired military) – Meanwhile in another part of the WH

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Retired military

    Woohooo

    Best reuse award again. THanks all

  • jim_m

    Woohoo! 2nd! Or 4th? It’s hard to tell with multiple winners. Still, it’s always a thrill to have my name up there regardless of the place.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Second, definitely second … just second with friends … and behind first with other friends. The trick is for every 100 captions they spontaneously add another set of winners. So you can think of yourself as second of the first 100 while I would be second of the third 100. And don’t worry the prize money is the same no matter how many people get a position.

      • jim_m

        Yes, because I am only in this for the prize money

        • Mary Gehman

          Me, too! Still waiting for a check!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Would any of us who turned pro not be doing this if the prize money wasn’t significant and paid promptly?

          • Mary Gehman

            And, remember…NO COINS! 🙂

          • yetanotherjohn

            The gold and silver medals are kind of coin like, don’t you think?

    • Retired military

      you left out 3rd.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Its not enemy action. Its not enemy action. Hooray for silver. Great captions all around.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Sneaked into the winner’s circle w/11th-hr dig at WaPo FN. Thanks, Sarah & congrats to all!

  • Brian Brandt

    Congrats to all you winners. I looked at this week’s picture and drew a complete blank.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Don’t feel bad. Two out of three people in the picture were a complete blank.

  • Thanks Sarah

    Not sure how funny it was, but it was definitely innappropriate.

    • Mary Gehman

      Rest assured, it was both funny and inappropriate!

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 4th…and 12th! Lots of great captions from a lot of great folks! Had a lot of fun with this one! Congrats to all, God Bless, and let’s do it again this Friday morning!

  • Joe_Miller

    Sarah, you got the DC Regional event reference! Are you in the DC region?

    • Mary Gehman

      She’s Redskins Fan…

      • Joe_Miller

        Nobody’s perfect.

        • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

          Especially our #$$#Y* coach, dammit.

  • Scorpion

    Thank you Sarah. Outstanding captions, as usual.

  • Retired military

    Darn I just thought of a Sweeney Todd reference that would have been perfect for this one. Oh well. Maybe next time.

  • DJD60_TX

    Thanks Sarah. But seriously, someone needs to move that chair, the smell is – distinct.