Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Open Thread, Department of Injustice Edition
On The Projections Of The Left
  • yetanotherjohn

    A duplicitous caption contest.

  • yetanotherjohn

    oil can …oil can

  • yetanotherjohn

    Maybe the plant needs more sunlight. It doesn’t seem to be growing.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Jinx

  • Joe_Miller

    “These hands were made by God to gently caress your bum.”

    • Mary Gehman

      “This bum was made by God to gently caress your face…as in ‘kiss my ass’…”

      • Scorpion

        LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

        • Mary Gehman

          Thank y-ew! 🙂

  • yetanotherjohn

    Union Jack Off

  • Mary Gehman

    “I am a ‘repeat offender’…!”

    “Me, too!”

    • Brian Brandt

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I’m schizophrenic
      And so am I

      • Mary Gehman

        Me, Myself and I really enjoy your poetry… 😉

  • Mary Gehman

    “Is there an echo in here?”

    • yetanotherjohn

      No, but I’m seeing double.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Fool me once; shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Wiz Bang.”

  • I was a pilot in the RAF. My call sign was “Ginger Peachy”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Based on the hands and the hoop, its not going to fit.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We have now officially done twice as many captions the second time. What is wrong with you people?

    • Mary Gehman

      Exactly the same thing that’s wrong with you! 😉

      • yetanotherjohn

        I’ve got an excuse, I’m me.

      • I take umbrage at the thought that anything wrong with me is like anything thats wrong with yetanotherjohn

        • yetanotherjohn

          Well Mr. Dill, I guess we are in a right pickle then.

          • Just don’t be gherkin me off

          • yetanotherjohn

            Aren’t you sweet.

          • yetanotherjohn

            I guess he didn’t relish this conversation.

        • Mary Gehman

          You’re both whacked! And, so am I…so get over ‘the umbrage’! 😉

  • Mary Gehman

    “Normally, I just drink till I get the bed-spins…this time, I’ve got double vision, too…”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Rumor is the next James Bond will be Roy Moore…”.

    • Mary Gehman

      Shaken…not stirred…

  • Paul Hooson

    CNN WISHES TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS MISTAKEN PHOTO OF THE NEXT PRINCESS AND FUTURE WIFE OF PRINCE HARRY. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9fd995d8aa06bbd6d1d267633718bd99f3121a0273a943855f9d40d5f1208293.png

    • They’ll apologize after they stop laughing

  • Paul Hooson

    …Meanwhile in Alabama, qouth the raven, “Never Moore”…

    • Mary Gehman

      Gotta love Edgar! If you weren’t depressed when you picked up a book of his poetry, by the time you finish reading, you wanna slit your wrists with a paper cut from the last page…

  • Paul Hooson

    A British royal has a housefire. The first thing he does is invite the firefighters to tea and biscuits…

  • Paul Hooson

    “You know, your Al Franken? A funny man. He may no longer be senator. But, it’s hard to forget the people he touched…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The heir and the spare was supposed to refer to the two brothers, not using and reusing the picture.

  • Paul Hooson

    Prince Harry? “Heir Apparent” to the throne…

    Melonia? Wife of the “Hair Apparent”…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I can tell you one thing. I’m not inviting an arsonist again to the church wedding. Last time I invited an arsonist to church, he got bored, excused himself during the service, and set a fire in the back of the church…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    A Saturday night joke to reward all the fine captions.

    An older woman was in hospice with cancer talking about he life. She described her first husband as a hard charger investment banker who worked impossibly long hours, pulled down multiple million dollar bonuses and died at his desk before thirty due to a heart attack. She then talked about her second husband who was almost the total opposite. He was an actor who loved nothing more than to be on the stage. Tragically he died in a freak prop accident when a backdrop fell on him. Her third husband was different yet again. He was a pastor who was passionate about the Lord. She loved studying the Bible with him and was immensely saddened when he died in an auto accident. She then took the hand of her fourth husband. She said it was convenient that her fourth husband was an undertaker given the circumstances. She sighed and summed up her love life.
    One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and the fourth to go.

    • fustian24

      And here’s a poem:

      See the happy moron,
      He doesn’t give a damn!
      I wish I were a moron,
      My God, perhaps I am!

  • fustian24

    So, this guy told me I was wrong and that I needed to go back and check my facts.

    So what does this guy do? Moron gives me a link to CNN!

  • Paul Hooson

    How can you tell when it’s holiday season?

    Repeats on TV and on the Caption Contest…

  • Scorpion

    During a break in the caption buffoonery, Harry asked what the family’s plans were for Christmas morning. “We’re doing something different this year. Donald’s going to tweet that we’re planning on watching 12 hours of CNN, MSNBC, ABC and CBS’s heads exploding instead of the usual 8”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Is this like one of those MAD Magazine “Fold-Ins” where Harry’s hands move to the left?

  • yetanotherjohn

    This doesn’t look consensual.