Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Sunday night (-ish).

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Breaking The Blue State Advantage
  • yetanotherjohn

    Thumb and thumber

  • yetanotherjohn

    3 out of 4 republican leaders wear an American flag lapel pin.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why doesn’t Mitch wear an American flag lapel pin? Out of respect for his first girlfriend Betsy.

  • D.C. – So many asses, so few thumbs.

  • Pence: “I’m saving my other thumb for my wife.”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Aren’t we all?

      • Mary Gehman

        I know you wife…and I’ll pass the message on… 😉

        • yetanotherjohn

          Biblically know?

          • Mary Gehman

            No…not that kind of ‘know’…

          • yetanotherjohn

            now now

          • Mary Gehman

            later, later! (When?)

    • Mary Gehman

      on…that’s just wrong…!!!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trumps meaness has triggered karma that left him unable to stand – This is CNN.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wouldn’t you like to have the blue suit concession in DC.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Okay, the thumb is F, the index finger is qv, so the magnetic field is coming out of my palm.

    • Brian Brandt

      Talk about a left-handed compliment.

      • yetanotherjohn

        You think there is something sinister about this caption?

        • Brian Brandt

          I can’t twist my hand into this configuration. Much better the right-handed. I just grab it.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Just grab it with or without insulation?

          • Brian Brandt

            With, please.

        • fustian24

          Senestral.

          Very good!

    • fustian24

      I’m gaussed out.

      • Better call Gauss Busters

        • yetanotherjohn

          I did this one just for the nerds. Merry Christmas nerds.

          • fustian24

            I identify as a geek.

    • Right thumb rule

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mary may have had the first caption, but I have the 300th. Merry Christmas to all and let another 6 get prizes.

    • Mary Gehman

      …and, the 4 in the photo congratulated me personally and gave me a ‘thumb’s up’…don’t that make me special!

      (Congrats on 300, by the way!)

  • Mary Gehman

    Their thumbs have been stuck like this ever since their limo broke down…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Putting my foot down got us a ‘thumb’s up’! ” (Yay!)

  • Mary Gehman

    “At least I’m not putting my foot in my mouth!”

  • Mary Gehman

    This just in…”The (Legal) Eagles” have announced a reunion tour…hell freezes over…

  • Brian Brandt

    Eddie Munster and Uncle Fester visit the President and Vice President.

    • Mary Gehman

      What about Pugsley? Or Wednesday? Or Gomez and Morticia? Or Cousin ‘It’? Or, “Thing”? I miss Lerch, too!

      • Brian Brandt

        Pugsley? You mean Steve Scalise? He’s on the mend.

        Wednesday? Nikky Haley? She is kicking ass at the U.N.

        Gomez and Morticia? That would be Chuck and Nancy. He is busy looking down those obnoxious glasses into her neither regions.

        ‘It?’ Hillary is still not President.

        ‘Thing?’ Bernie Sanders is enjoying his third house.

        Lerch? Still posting on line as Carlos Danger.

        • Mary Gehman

          I know I’m blurring the Adams family and the Munsters…but, wouldn’t that make a great Christmas TV special? 🙂

  • fustian24

    This was followed by a heavy round of tweeting!

  • “Hey, Nancy… Time for your buttocks treatment.”
    “Uh…. That’s Botox, Mr. President.”
    “Whatever.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Do you see the size of that thumb? Its yuuuge. No wonder he rocks twitter.

  • Mary Gehman

    “So…where did Tom Thumb go?”

    “We threw him up in the air…you know…because we could…and, I guess he stuck to the ceiling…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Which one is thumper?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Rule of thumb.