Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Sunday night (-ish).

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Breaking The Blue State Advantage
  • yetanotherjohn

    Worst barber shop quartet ever.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Okay, move together a little bit. Pretend you like each other.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mitch, Ryan, Don and Ringo

    • Larry, Curly, Moe, and Shemp

      • yetanotherjohn

        Curly was my favorite

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wait a minute … haven’t I seen this photo before?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Its nice to see the oval office decorated for Christmas.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Blue suits, white shirts, silly grins, thumbs up … but look at those ties, who says the GOP isn’t diverse.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This picture brought to you by the democratic party.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is the one on the left a democrat? Nope.
    Is the one on the right a democrat? Nope.
    Is the one standing in the middle a democrat? Nope.
    Is the one sitting down a democrat? Nope.
    All is right with the world and Hillary is not president.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why is Hillary not in this picture? Because 304 electoral votes beat 227 every time.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Worst choreography to YMCA ever.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Oh look, the carpet matches the drapes.

  • yetanotherjohn

    All I asked for was a thumbnail sketch of the new tax cut bill.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Looks who’s coming for dinner.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sure, mock the thumb differentially abled.

  • yetanotherjohn

    According to the left, these are the axis of evil.
    The GOP response? Sit on and rotate.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is this how Yankees play the ‘pull my finger’ game?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Resolute … the desk too.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I don’t know why we keep that desk around. The wood wasn’t even new when they made it.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Marine One uses the desk as an alternate landing field.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One if by land, two if by sea, four if by reconciliation.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It looks like at least some people are enjoying the tax cut apocalypse.

  • yetanotherjohn

    All we are saying is give Pence a chance.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One ‘safe seat’ senatorial election goes wrong and suddenly the Republicans come together and start acting like a majority party.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Now stick the thumb in the mouth, blow real hard and thats how you make a dog whistle.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Oh great, now ‘thumbs up’ is going to be considered racist.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mitch looks a little winded with all the exertion of putting his thumb up.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Well, everybody seems to be enjoying Trumps after work party.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Fe-Fi-Fo-Thumb, I smell the blood of a socialist one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Look, its real simple. If all the republicans vote yes, you can have a photo op like this every day.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Breaking: Ninth circuit rules that Trump putting his thumb up “exceeds the scope of his delegated authority.’”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pictures like this make you appreciate the 12th amendment … because the 12th amendment is why Hillary isn’t in the picture.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Who wants a beer?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Who’s getting laid tonight?

  • yetanotherjohn
  • yetanotherjohn
  • Wild_Willie

    “Hey Chucky and Nancy, sit on this!”

  • Wild_Willie

    “Our way or the highway Chucky!”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Some folks were born made to wave the flag…
    Ooh, they’re red, white and blue.
    And, when the band plays ‘Hail to The Chief’,
    Ooh, they point their thumbs at you…
    Yup, it’s me…yeah, that’s me…
    I’m a senator’s son.
    Yup, that’s me…can’t you see…
    I’m a fortunate one…

  • “Why is Pence using his left thumb?”
    “He’s right handed.”
    “Wha…???”
    He drew a happy face on his left thumb.”

  • Do not taunt Happy Fun Poll


  • Everybody needs thumb-body sometime.

  • “In a socialist society, after we pull our thumbs out of own asses, we’d have to share them with you…. Think about it.”

  • “Finger? I don’t even know her.”

    • yetanotherjohn

      What about Ginger?

      • The ginger was in the last contest

        • yetanotherjohn

          He was a dead ringer.

      • Mary Gehman

        How about that ‘red-headed stepchild’??? 😉

  • Mary Gehman

    Oh look…it’s Ebenezer Scrooge (Mitch) and the spirits of the Past, Present and the Future…God Bless us, every one!

  • “OK…. Who thought the Space-X launch over California was just King Kong losing a condom again?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    The right stuff

  • yetanotherjohn

    NYT- Do republicans bother to clean their fingernails?

  • yetanotherjohn

    General Don Thumb

  • yetanotherjohn

    Republicans are so thumb.