Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Science Bullies
  • Retired military

    Trump “Well we had no intent of shrinking Hillary and putting on a manned mission to Mars but since we did and we can why not. You know it is sorta like her handling classified emails with no intent of being careless and stupid.”

  • Hey, Mr. Spaceman Won’t you please take me along I won’t tweet anything wrong
    Hey, Mr. Spaceman Won’t you please take me along for a ride

  • Paul Hooson

    “My goal is land a man on the Sun before the end of the decade. But, they’ll have to land at night,…Take that John Kennedy….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    LOUSED UP WITH SMITH?

  • Paul Hooson

    The new “Dr. Smith”? Roy Moore….Creepy like the old actor, and still trying to hang around with the Robinson kids…

  • Paul Hooson

    STAR DRECK?

  • Paul Hooson

    Space….The vast unexplored vacuum between his ears…

  • Paul Hooson

    Name the main American space launch agency?

    Soyuz…

  • Paul Hooson

    If Michael Flynn would go on a spacewalk….He’d wear a wire connected to the capsule…

  • Paul Hooson

    Gene Rottenberry?

  • Paul Hooson

    The Horville?

  • Paul Hooson

    A tiny astronaut who landed in his hair?

  • “Remember that episode of the Twilight Zone when the astronauts were teeny tiny and Agnes Moorehead hit them with an axe ? This guy hasn’t worked since! “https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ac17959695df61eac00fce8c64eb7fe63580a017b17962b16c9bc69ca8311553.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, remember that crazy lady in the farmhouse visited by the tiny astronauts in THE TWILIGHT ZONE episode. Well, looking back, she’s not that bad where I would do her…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Barf Vader?

  • Paul Hooson

    Small Hands Solo?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t get a harrumph out of this little guy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Can you pass the astronaut Mr. President?
    I don’t know, but I figure if I can swallow it, I can pass it.

  • yetanotherjohn

    … and what ever you do, don’t feed him after midnight or get him wet.

  • yetanotherjohn

    See, if you keep your knees together, its harder to be molested.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He’s grabbing again.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Where’s the death ray? I want the new suits to have death rays.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Oh yeah, I have the complete Mercury, Gemini, Apollo and Space Shuttle astronaut sets.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Usually you place two in the sack so that you have two astronauts in the astronaut sack.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I wonder how much action this little action figure gets?

  • Wild_Willie

    “This is ‘The Rocket Man’s’ little space suit.

  • Wild_Willie

    “This is a democrat’s space suit. Open it up and there’s nothing there.”

  • To boldly go where no man has gone before…… bend over, Hillary.

  • This is Melania’s tree top Xmas decoration

  • Olsoljer

    …………………and it says MADE IN THE USA ………

  • Kenny Moore

    I’ll put a man on the moon, just like in 1969. Then, I’ll prove to Melania what else I can still get up.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We’re going to need a bigger suit.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One of these days Hillary. Pow! Straight to the moon.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know Trump whittles in his spare time.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hooson? We have a problem here…”.

  • fustian24

    I think we should put frickin’ lasers on their heads…

  • Thus tweeted Zarathustra

    • 2000-and-pun a Space Oddity

      • fustian24

        Where’s the downvote button?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Its from area 5.1, about 1/10 the size of the ones from area 51.

    • …and he’s still looking for the Illudium Pu-3.6 Explosive Space Modulator.

      • yetanotherjohn

        … and expecting an earth shattering kaboom

        • At a tenth the size maybe a kapop

          • yetanotherjohn

            earth clod shattering?

  • Rick Adams

    “Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational covfefe…!”

  • Rick Adams

    “Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… ‘This Land.'”

  • This li’l sucker was climbing up Melania’s legs and wreck ’em.

  • cathymv

    Trumps new theme song for 2018: I’ve got the whole world in my hands…..