Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • stan25

    Little Rocket Man flying into oblivion on his last ICBM.

  • stan25

    Ground control to Major Don.

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    Trump: Hey, Mr. Astronaut, what’s black and white and red all over?
    Toy in high squeaky voice:What, Mr. President?
    Trump: Barack Obama!

  • DJD60_TX

    I’m ramping up NASA because THIS is literally what President Obama left me to work with as a space program.

  • Ever gracious in winning, Trump holds a model of the high tech sex toy he sent Hillary for Christmas.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Talk to the hand

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump also has a rocket in his pocket.

  • Rock ThisTown

    The Trump doctrine: putting all the Congressional sexual harassers on a space station.

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Ground control to Major Bomb . . . “

  • Rock ThisTown

    2018: A DC Space Oddity.

  • yetanotherjohn

    To remove the helmet, you sit on and rotate.

  • Par4Course

    President Trump shows an example of how the US space program was downsized during the previous administration.

  • Par4Course

    Matt Damon tells the President about his idea for a sequel to his last two movies.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In an end of the year burst of glory, Kevin has now extended his string of non-reused caption contest pictures to two.

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    No matter how much the MSM screeches about Trump posing with a toy astronaut, Hillary will Never. Be. President.

  • Scorpion

    Donald unveils a mock-up of a Melania designed anti groping uniform for female staffers when meeting privately with members of Congress. Unfortunately the Al Franken repellent version is still a work in progress.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Honey, I Shrunk the Covfefe.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Harry Reid is such a small man. Plus he has to wear a mask to cover up bruises from a fight with a treadmill.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Its for the children.

  • jim_m

    Trump examines the fruits of obama’s conversion of NASA into a muslim outreach organization. The model shows the new recommended clothing for all Americans. The suit protects against suicide bombers and the helmet prevents beheading.

  • This is ground control to major Tom Thumb

  • yetanotherjohn

    He didn’t make that.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We discovered the shrinking process while working on freeze dried food.

  • Houston, we have a Mueller

    • yetanotherjohn

      Is that a problem?

  • Appropriate as I’m in Houston until the New Year

    • fustian24

      Rodney’s in Houston?

      Houston, we have a problem!

      • yetanotherjohn

        Wasn’t Houston hurt bad enough by the hurricane? Does it have to suffer the dill too?

        • Bwahahaha

          • yetanotherjohn

            I’m thinking someone is going for the triple revers inappropriate award.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m just saying he had his hands all over that man.

  • “Something going to happen, something wonderful.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Tang-y

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m not as shrunk as you drink I am.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Well,planned parent hood can always sell parts for cash.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trumps just toying with his space policy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Trump dropped his pants, reached behind himself and made the astronaut the first man in the moon in over 40 years.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Well, you have to adjust for inflation since the 1960’s.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Now see, this is why I don’t go to a shrink.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Amazon head shrinkers have branched out.

  • yetanotherjohn

    So we specified the suit in inches, but built in in metric.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Some shrinkage may occur in shipping.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I knew I shouldn’t have ordered the new mars mission from the back of that comic book.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Its not fake news, its science fiction.

  • yetanotherjohn

    See, that’s the problem right there. If you start with unrealistic assumptions, you are bound to have cost over runs.

  • “Open the pod bay doors Don.”
    “I’m sorry Mueller, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    The problem with NASA is they don’t think big enough.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Go big or go home.

  • Anthony’s Wiener is being texted again.

  • I don’t know what is going on here, but Hillary still isn’t the President. Yay!

  • Rick Adams

    “No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Its an action figure.

  • Retired military

    Trump “See we are going to use a space capsule to block the press from taking pictures tomorrow at the golf course. And this guy here will be inside waving to the press the whole time”

  • fustian24

    These are the new government approved actress costumes for Hollywood.

  • Retired military

    Trump “In honor of the movie Downsizing I present to you the newest NASA astronaut”

  • fustian24

    I believe it belonged to the former First Lady.

    Look! It vibrates!