Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un watches the launch of a Hwasong-12 missile.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • #KoreanLivesSplatter


  • The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.

    • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

      And I’ve got a feeling someone’s gonna be cutting the thread….

      • That ain’t no crime

        • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

          Sha la la la la

  • “Dilly dilly”

  • yetanotherjohn

    It takes a lot of guts to be that close to the launch. Kim certainly has a large gut.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Now remember, pointy end up when we launch.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This week on project runway.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wait a minute, that’s one of Musk’s rockets landing.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Kim is playing rocket, paper scissors with Trump.

  • Kim: “Sisyphus had it easy.”

    • Mary Gehman

      so…he got syphilus easy?

  • fustian24

    Unfortunately, the only button in front of Kim says: “Self-Destruct”!

  • Paul Hooson

    North Korea, the only nation in the world where “Made In China” means quality….

  • Paul Hooson

    Oh sure, anyone can put a whole bunch of fireworks together…

    • fustian24

      I’m told they have a bad housefire problem there…

  • Paul Hooson

    “By the way, I’m also The Haircut President…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “This one is aimed at Paul Hooson’s house. I call it Blessed Goddess Of Mercy Against Housefire Jokes…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Who knew July 4th was also big in North Korea?

  • Paul Hooson

    No Dong Missile, and I do mean No Dong…

  • Paul Hooson

    North Korea, the only country in the world where people will risk their lives running over the border to the South so they Internet access to Paul Hooson’s housefire jokes…

  • Rick Adams

    He doesn’t know how to use binoculars?