Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody’s momma never taught him it’s not polite to point.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump continues to play rocket, paper, scissors with Kim.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Are you trying to say the whole population is Shiite Muslim?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Cold beer here, get your cold beer here.

    I’ll have one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obviously Trump is selecting which handmaiden tail he will have tonight.

  • Tell Girard

    Sorry! I won’t allow your party to ruin the rest if our soon to be great again country with blockbusters from shithole nations. It’s a bad deal for America! Really bad deal!

  • Tell Girard

    Thats not Bill Clintons humidor, looke like Monica Lewinski’s shit hole to me, huge shit hole!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Out this door and first door on you left … and be sure and jiggle the handle to stop the water running.

  • Tell Girard

    So your telling me Bill that the cigar Monica lit with her shit hole! It’s so yuge!

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, if it makes you feel any better, at least those “Shithole Nations” are better off than a Baltimore hospital patient dumped in the cold on a bus bench wearing only a hospital gown…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, if not for Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. we wouldn’t have great mattress sales. See, I’m not a racist. Ok, back to those “Shithole Nations”…”.

  • Trump regales the meeting with stories of his proctology exam at his yearly physical.

    • Mary Gehman

      Now, you’re just finger-f*!#&ing me with the details! (It’s something my husband says with alarming frequency!)

      • Retired military

        TMI TMI

      • yetanotherjohn

        Details. Is that what you two call it.

        • Mary Gehman

          Yup! Just takin’ care of de-tales! (Or, just takin’ care of de-tails! Either one works here!) 🙂

          • yetanotherjohn

            The devil’s in the details.

          • Mary Gehman

            I know…

          • yetanotherjohn

            I have it on reliable authority that the devil wears prada.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m bored….I’m just going to point at something and see if they’ll bring it to me…”

  • Rick Adams

    “You, on the other hand, are an unstable moron.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump puts his finger on the problem with shithole countries and immigration … now everyone is acting like he has a stinky finger.

  • Scorpion

    You set up the high chairs over there, the CNN reporters will be here in a few minutes.

  • Rick Adams

    Not sure who he’s calling on here, but I know who he’s NOT calling on… that’s right… the Dowager Empress of Chappaqua.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth … no that’s been done.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I have a dream

  • Brian Brandt

    . . . and General Kelly, get an emergency shipment of Prozac out to the Hawaiian Islands.

  • karl_lembke

    OK, you don’t like “shithole country”? Let me rephrase it.
    “There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit
    “And the vermin of the world inhabit it
    “And it’s morals aren’t worth what a pig can spit
    “And it goes by the name of Haiti
    “At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
    “Making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo
    “Turning beauty into filth and greed
    “I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders
    “For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru
    “But there’s no place like Haiti”
    ….
    “There’s a hole in the world
    “like a great black pit and it’s
    “filled with people
    “who are filled with shit
    “and the vermin of the world inhabit it.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ever notice how the * used in sh*thole bears a striking resemblance to the hole for the sh*t?

  • yetanotherjohn

    What happens if I push this button?

    It sets off an alert telling Hawaii that a missile is coming.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You there, get me that Hedley Lamar. He’ll sort this thing out.

    • Mary Gehman

      Beauty AND brains…she had both.

      • yetanotherjohn

        That’s Hedley, not Hedy

        • Mary Gehman

          I know.

  • Vagabond661

    Pull my finger.

    If someone contributed that already, then:

    Maxine, if you’re not coming to the SOTU, you haveto wait outside.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Speaking of “shitholes”, who designed those anyway? You know, putting them next to a snack box…”.

  • fustian24

    Somebody restrain Pelosi.

    She’s got her hands all over the Hawaii early warning buttons…

  • “Hey Look… That says ‘Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin‘”

  • Retired military
  • cathymv

    Hey look!!! I can see North Korea from the Oval Office!!

  • Mary Gehman

    “Hawaiians may be shitting in their pants…but, at least it’s NOT a shit-hole..”