Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Retired military

    Trump “Okay everyone one more time
    Oh I wish I was a shitty country
    Then the democrats would be in love with me.
    Oh if I were a shitty country
    Then the democrats would be in love with me..e..e
    Fat kids, skinny kids, and kids who climb rocks.
    Oh if I were a shitty country.
    Then democrats would be in love with me”

  • Brian Brandt

    Donald J. Trump. Keepin’ it classy in the USA!

  • Mary Gehman

    “Can we get some tequila shots…???… all around, and on me…Thanks!”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Who gave YOU permission to arrive late? What did you think I said???…’Make America Late Again’???”

  • fustian24

    This was followed by a round of CNN pleasuring themselves.

    • Mary Gehman

      Now, there’s a picture, stuck in my head, that I didn’t want…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Okay…let’s get down to business…that tie has to go…and, that hairpiece is horrendous…let’s not forget those shoes…and, your leisure suit…dear God, what were you thinking???”

  • Brian Brandt

    CNN had to dig down to the bottom of the font drawer for asterisks to cover the S***hole controversy.

  • guido81_MA

    Go back to your shithole state, Nancy.

  • Mary Gehman

    “TALK TO THE HAND…Okay…you’re right…TALK TO THE FINGER…”

  • guido81_MA

    So then I dared Kim Jung Un to pull my finger.

  • EricSteel

    And Hillary is not the president of that sh*thole country, or that sh*thole country…

  • Brian Brandt

    Later, in the White House private quarters Melania washed out Trump’s mouth with a bar of Ivory soap.

    • Paul Hooson

      And, gave him a proper schoolboy caning as well…

  • guido81_MA

    Shut up and listen before I switch to a different finger.

  • EricSteel

    Hey Nancy, pull my finger

  • Mary Gehman

    “You two over there… yeah, you…in the corner…stop schtupping, already…This is not another episode of ‘Make America Mate Again’…”

  • RockThisTown

    Put DeNiro on my ****hole list.

  • Brian Brandt

    Meeting catered by Five White Guys burgers.

    • RockThisTown

      . . . backed up by White Castle.

      • Rick Adams

        “backed up”

        • Mary Gehman

          hardly….it’s more likely to result in a ‘shit (hole) storm’! (Ew!)

  • Mary Gehman

    “Kiss my ring…then, I’ll consider letting you live…”

  • RockThisTown

    This finger has the power of armageddon.

    • Mary Gehman

      or, this finger has the power of an arm-ageddon!

  • EricSteel

    You’re Fired!

  • EricSteel

    This is the finger I would use to push the button. Believe me, it is a great finger, it has a lot of power, a lot of power. Just ask Melania.

  • RockThisTown

    “Senator Franken, you were told to leave. There’s the door.”

  • Brian Brandt

    Upon hearing the President’s remark Nancy Pelosi clutched her pearls and swooned, exclaiming “Crum-bum schmoozer!”

  • Scorpion

    Let me be clear. If shit was electricity, those countries would be powerhouses.

  • RockThisTown

    “Increase funding for mental health treatment by 1 billion . . . .starting with Congressional Democrats. Add Joe & Mika while you’re at it.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Oh shit…did I just say ‘covfefe’ again?…I meant ‘covert’…”

  • RockThisTown

    “That’s where they’re NOT putting the Obama library.”

  • Scorpion

    Garçon. Pelosi has had enough for now. You can take away her beer over here when you get a chance.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Did I say ‘shit hole’??? I meant ‘Hole-y Shit…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “YOU might want to re-think which side you part you’re hair on; the right or the left…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “…Leave ’em hanging on the li-ine…calling Glory Hole…”

  • What’s that? Two posts over there with no comments? Oh, never mind.

  • RockThisTown

    OUT: Pussy hats, ****hole countries & dreamers.
    IN: Raises, bonuses & Trump derangement syndrome.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Glory hole, shit hole. By golly you people better get the difference right or we are going to have a lot of unhappy people around here.

    • Mary Gehman

      not a good thing to be confused about, is it.

      • yetanotherjohn

        Well, there are certain fetishes that would be okay with it, but for most of us it would be a big deal. Though I guess even that depends on which side of things you were at.

        • Mary Gehman

          so, you’re saying ‘it depends’?

          • yetanotherjohn

            Well it doesn’t taste like chicken, that’s for sure.

          • Mary Gehman

            Nope…not gonna go there…you can have the last word…but, just this one time…okay?

          • yetanotherjohn

            Why do I get the last word? Is your mouth full?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pull my finger. Come on, I dare you. PULL MY FINGER.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In an effort to get a third scoop of ice cream, Trump asks “What’s that over there?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat

  • yetanotherjohn

    Liberals really don’t like it when you point out their stupidity.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump has a point to make.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The economy is going that way, up.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Great, now pointing a finger is going to be racist.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Raise your arm if you’re sure … America is a great country.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You dirty rat, I’m going to get rid of you just like you gave it to my brother

  • yetanotherjohn

    So many flaws to point out, so few fingers.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Unnnh, Donald used a dirty word … This is CNN.

  • yetanotherjohn

    That’s a spade over there.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Over there, over there
    Send the word, send the word over there
    That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
    The drums rum tumming everywhere

  • yetanotherjohn

    Do you see the light?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I see London, I see France. I see someone’s underpants.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Do you ever get the feeling Donald Trumps presidential plan is to shout “Look at that” to the press while he then quietly gets on with the business of making America great again?

    • Mary Gehman

      …quietly tweeting…???

      • yetanotherjohn

        Tweeting is just one of the ways he says “Look over there”.