Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Man, he be wearin’ french cuffs and a brother can’t even score a tie.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, you take an eye out with that thing.

  • yetanotherjohn

    And I say to one, ‘Go,’ and he goes, and to another, ‘Come,’ and he comes, and to my servant, ‘Do this,’ and he does it.

  • SeanSorrentino

    Hey you, from the shithole country! You’re Fired!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why don’t we make this a round table, you know in a big circle like this.

    • fustian24

      Don’t be a jerk.

      (you see what I did there?)

      • Mary Gehman

        we do!

  • Olsoljer

    “My first point is, had immigration been doing it’s job, that guy from a shithole nation would never been elected president.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Okay, first he’s taking names. Next, he’ll be kicking ass.

  • yetanotherjohn
  • yetanotherjohn
    • cathymv

      I wanted to post that too… but… I can never post a picture here…grrrr… thats the first thing I thought of when I saw this caption!!!

      • yetanotherjohn

        You snooze, you loose. Now if Sara hates you, she’ll give this first place… I’m just sayin’

      • Mary Gehman

        I think this painting is named “The Creation of Adam”…just in case you need it quickly in a future caption contest to beat YAJ to the punch. And, you and I MUST beat YAJ and the others to the punch wherever possible! 🙂

        • yetanotherjohn

          Come and see the violence inherent in the females.

  • fustian24

    …and this is important. If you’re gonna be a pussy grabber…KNOW YOUR HOLES!

    • Mary Gehman

      …AND, know your fingers….just sayin’!

  • Mary Gehman

    “Would someone please pass me that Grey Poupon???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I don’t need this shit…, but, with a finger like this, I coulda been a proctologist…or, a gynecologist!!!”

    • Mary Gehman

      Okay…I’ll just say it now and save you all the trouble: EWWWW!

      • yetanotherjohn

        Why ewwww? A man contemplating different career choices is perfectly reasonable.

        • Mary Gehman

          What do YOU want to be when YOU grow up? (I was just aiming to grow up, at least a little bit. But I still haven’t found my bliss, job-wise…other than caption contest contestant, but it doesn’t pay well.)

          • yetanotherjohn

            I’m happy with the prizer money I win at Wizbang.

            I’m at the stage where I am growing more out than up.

          • Mary Gehman

            Sounds like a personal problem you’ll just have to work through… 😉

  • cathymv

    Leftists diddled by the fickle finger of Trump!!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Duck and cover, he’s reaching for the button.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He sees things the rest of us can’t

    • Mary Gehman

      But, does he see dead people, or body-snatchers?

      • yetanotherjohn

        The democrats say he sees white people.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Improve your aim, or go outside…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Stand up and earn your salary, don’t take a knee.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Go west young man

  • Mary Gehman

    “Sit and spin, baby! Sit…and…spin…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Yeah, but…what’s your POINT???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “He who go to bed with itchy heinie wake up with smelly finger”…at last, that’s what Confuscious says (or should I say, ‘Confuse-Us’?).

  • Mary Gehman

    “I blame YOU…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Uncle Sam wants you…and you…and you…”

  • fustian24

    …and I know more about shit-holes than any President ever. Just look at my finger. See how brown it is?

    By the way, the nuclear finger is not this one. It’s the next finger over.

    I’m just sayin’…

  • Retired military

    Trump “Okay I got you down for 50. Who else wants to buy I can’t get the MSM to say “curly pubes” during the nightly news?”

  • Retired military

    Trump “how is my using the phrase “shit hole countries” different from Hillary’s whining about losing the election?…. You wont hear about my saying “Shit hole countries” next year”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Shit-Hole countries,,,baskets of deplorables…Covfefes…dogs and cats, living together…mass hysteria…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “If any one of you can toss a donut and land it on my finger, I’ll give you a shit-hole country as first prize…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Well, there it is, folks…the hand that feeds you…make my day and try and bite it…I double-dare ya’s…”

  • Retired military

    Trump “Obama had a pen and a phone. I have….a finger. So you had better watch out.”

    • Mary Gehman

      …just don’t bend over… 😉

  • Retired military

    Trump “What is that smell? Oh wait. It’s Melania”

    • Mary Gehman

      Ew-Ew-Ew!!!

      • yetanotherjohn

        You smell her too? I don’t.

    • Guess he didn’t have a cigar

      • Mary Gehman

        and…another EWWW!

  • Kenny Moore

    The President points the way to “peace and prosperity”. Dems claim he said “piss and perversity”.

    • Mary Gehman

      …This is CNN…signing off…

  • Retired military

    Trump “Oh wait. I offended Nancy Pelosi with my use of the word shithole”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/41c68f3cb4aac2282c76d22df58882ff62e496a32daa11b332dfbc452e749d72.jpg

  • “Center field. Upper deck.”

  • Retired military

    Trump “wait. Show me the picture of those folks protesting because I said shithole”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc537a26c2d19b5d0d8238f82173f361004196a0d58232abec6788e41c9945bb.jpg

    • Mary Gehman

      Where, for the love of all that is Holy, do you find these photos? (EWWW!) But, I gotta say, I do love those Yeti Boots from the 70’s…I actually have a pair in Ivory!

      • Retired military

        Actually I couldnt find the one that I gave me the idea for this one. It was of four guys crawling down the street in leathers and on leashes. Think it was for gay pride parade.

        • yetanotherjohn

          White boxes? I thought those where post-it notes. But now that I look, I can see that not all “white boxes” measure up to the others.

        • Mary Gehman

          Thank you for the white boxes…they do make it a little less ‘ewwww’!

    • yetanotherjohn

      I’m just sayin’, the one kneeling looks a bit like Paul.

      • jim_m

        More than a bit

      • Retired military

        And looks like I didnt cut out his junk either.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Don’t worry, the Rabbi did it earlier.

  • Retired military

    Trump “So you want me to apologize to folks who dress up as vaginas, wear pink pussy hats, and call their political oppenents teabaggers. Get the fuck out of here”

    • Mary Gehman

      Just ‘shut the front door’ and ‘don’t let it it you in the ass (excuse me, ‘shit-hole’) on the way out’!!!

  • fustian24

    California or Shit-hole-istan? I think the choice is clear!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Did you make that pie? It looks delicious.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let’s see, 2 … 4 … 6 … 8 … we’ll need 9 scoops of ice cream.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s like he’s playing a media ouija board.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m patting your head.

  • Mary Gehman

    “What’s ‘the point’ of all this?”

  • RadiCalMan

    Will someone please escort Dick Turbin back to the $h!tH0le he crawled out of.

  • RadiCalMan

    Isn’t America Great! I get to live rent free in their little heads and one of these days, the swamp is going to explode and I’m going to walk across the fruited plain smelling like roses!

  • TheyTukRJobz

    Look at that map! Shithole! Shithole! Shithole! Shithole! It’s a whole stinkin’ bag of shitholes!

  • Rick Adams

    Apparently he’s all out of bubblegum.

  • TheyTukRJobz

    “But, Mr. President, Democrats will be upset that you use that word.”
    “Why is that?”
    “Because that was the portal through which most of them entered the world.”
    “Good point! Give that man a second scoop of ice cream!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey Oprah! You have to be this tall to ride THIS ride.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Did Huma just come in the room? Because we have a blond little dutch boy ready to stick is finger in the dyke.

    • Mary Gehman

      oh, ewww, already!

      • yetanotherjohn

        What? You don’t like Hans Brinker?

        • Mary Gehman

          Not especially. I’m more of a ‘Hans Solo’ girl, myself.

          • yetanotherjohn

            What are the odds.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?