Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 26, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. Over 400 comments! We have double winners per place and loads of Honorable Mentions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Pope Francis gestures during a news conference on board of the plane during his flight back from a trip to Chile and Peru, January 22, 2018. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi
Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen_Macklin) – Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

(Mary Gehman) – “Lighten up, Francis…”

2) (Retired military) – Thought bubble ” On second thought sprinkling holy water on Hillary may not have been such a good idea”

(EricSteel) – The pope reacts to Trump’s latest Tweet.

3) (cathymv) – Yep, thats how we feel when you talk too…..

(yetanotherjohn) – The moment before this picture was taken, Hillary yelled “Release the Kraken” and peeled off her spanx.

4) (DJD60_TX) “Your Holiness, you have a call from a mister “YAHWEH”. He sounds really angry …”

(Rdm42) – “Why do people keep asking me ‘Is the Pope Catholic?’”

5) (Mike) – The Pope got all the way back from Disneyland before he discovered that TSA had removed the mouse ears from his hat!

(rodney dill) – Pie jesu domine, dona eis covfefe (Whack)

6) (Blues Harper) – What!?!? Sandwiches are causing global warming? WTF?!?!?

(Kenny Moore) – For the last time, I have no idea if a bear is catholic.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Paul Hooson) – What we have here is a failure to excommunicate…

Honorable Mention(s):

(WHO’S THE BUSTER) – I have got to ease up on this blood of Christ stuff. Who’s got some Advil?

(guido81_MA) – In nomine Marxism, et Soros, et Bernicus Sanders

(RockThisTown) – “Why, why, why didn’t I go to med school?”

(Rick Adams) – It’s 2018 and eating Tide Pods is a thing.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) – When I said I wanted you in the rectory I was talking about a house next to the church.

(Olsoljer) – ……………a few more of these molestation cases and we will have to start selling off some of the art objects we got from the Nazis.

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(fustian24) – It’s a tragedy of such scope that the very faith of the Pontiff has been tested. Once again he is overcome by what can never be.

Hillary will NEVER be President.

Best Banter Weight

(Scorpion) – Does it come with a glory hallelujah hole?
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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