Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 2, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was SUPER. Who couldn’t enjoy watching Tom Brady fumble away the game in the last two minutes as Collinsworth and Michaels gushed over his comeback history? Nice to see a team win that didn’t kneel all season and whose coach and players praised God during the trophy ceremony, even if it is the Eagles. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rdm42) – ““I don’t always drink, but when I do I prefer Democrat tears – stay thirsty, my friends.”

(yetanotherjohn) – “The democrats continue to insist that not only is the glass totally empty, but that if we don’t immediately raise taxes, give amnesty to illegal aliens and set up a massive government bureaucracy to fill the glass, we will all die.

2) (Kenny Moore) – “If congress was money and I was a duck,
I’d dive in the pile and never come up.
But congress is looney and passes the buck,
Now pass a budget and shut the f*** up.

(Retired military) – “Trump “I call this an Hillary Witness cocktail. Two shots and a splash of water”

3) (guido81_MA) – “For Crissakes, Nancy, take this and rinse your mouth to get out whatever’s causing you to make that puss face.

(Mary Gehman) – ““Here’s to you, The Philadelphia Eagles…you magnificent bastards!!!”

4) (Mike) – “Trump: “Knock, knock”
Democrats: “Who’s there?”
Trump: “Water”
Democrats: “Water, who?”
Trump: “Water you going to do when Republicans sweep 2018 and I’m reelected in 2020?”

(RadiCalMan) – “Now, just watch me change this glass of water into Democratic WHINE!

5) (BluesHarper) – ““This is water. Are you Democrats against that too?”

(Rick Adams) – ““How’s that working out for you?”

6) (DJD60_TX) – ““Mr. Mueller, you seem to be choking on something. Need some water to wash down those words you have to eat?”

(Joe_Miller) – “He’s playing the State of the Union drinking game. Take a drink every time it looks like Nancy Pelosi is getting a porcupine enema.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “The State of the Union. Like the Oscars, but less political.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Paul Hooson) – ““Hey, does little Eddie Munster look cute all grown up or what, huh?”.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – “What’s the difference between Nancy Pelosi’s lips and her butthole?

Lipstick.

And her butthole has a more pleasant expression!

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(rodney dill) – ““A toast to Hillary…. still not the President.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Scorpion) – “And when the doe ran out of the forest, it breathless said that it would not do that for 5 bucks again.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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