Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 23, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is dedicated to the NRA- because last I looked, they weren’t responsible for teen crimes not being reported in Broward County, they didn’t keep the deputies from entering the building, and they didn’t ignore multiple concerned callers’ tips about the threat Nikolas Cruz appeared to pose. Oh, yes-they are not responsible for the content of this contest. We have two winners per place and some strong competition in the Most Inappropriate Category this week. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Personally, I didn’t think live streaming Trump at CPAC would be this popular.

(Mary Gehman) – ““This Theatre is a Gun-Free Zone” (Yeah…right…)

2) (fustian24) – “That can’t be New York. They were able to purchase large drinks!

(cathymv) – “Buckle up kids, 2018 is going to be a bumpy ride

3) (RockThisTown) – “Rated ND . . . for No Diversity.

(rodney dill) – “Just one Dyn-o-mite! from jumpin’ the shark

4) (RadiCalMan) – “The sequel is going to star Demi Moore as “The White Cougar”!

(Olsoljer) – “Wakanda Airlines 1st Class Seating offers dinner and in- flight movies……seatbelts available for a small charge.

5) (stan25) – “The children are scared witless as they see Hillary mounting another Presidential run

(DJD60_TX) – “Normally I don’t say much about remakes, but I hardly recognized Willy Wonka in this version.

6) (Scorpion) – “Promised they were getting free tickets to the Black Panther movie, the student 2nd Amendment supporters were ushered in to watch 6 hours of CNN indoctrination videos.

(Joe_Miller) – “Pop Quiz: The premier of Shaft 2030 or the State of the Union 2030?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Rachel Dolezal was refused admission.

Honorable Mention(s):

(guido81_MA) – “Segregated theaters are back? – Somewhere, Grand Kleagle Robert Byrd (D: WV) is smiling.

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Audiences had trouble suspending their disbelief when it came to having to accept the existence of a prosperous and peaceful African country.

(Rick Adams) – “Hey, so the snack bar promo features all these dancing anthropomorphic popcorn bags sitting in theatre seats munching on popcorn… does this mean they’re CANNIBALS?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “The movie’s worst moment? Ted Danson’s blackface cameo as the hero’s father…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Girl on left “What is this movie”
Man on right “I don’t know but Hillary aint president so all is right with the world”

Best Banter Weight:
(Mike) – “I have to give Wesley Snipes his props. All this talk about “finally a black superhero!” and poor Wesley, star of the Blade series, is saying “what am I chopped liver?”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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