Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 9, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated Tiger Wood’s fierce competitiveness by encouraging everyone here to come up with the most subtle, witty captions they could write….and immediately flush them in a knock down, drag out fight to the bottom. Let’s just say that everyone gets a Most Inappropriate trophy. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““OMG! It’s a glory hole in one!!!”

(Pretzel_Logic) – “Tiger is tree strokes off the mark.

2) (Brian Brandt) – “Tiger woods – what an athlete. 18 holes in one day and still finds time for golf.

(Rdm42) – ““The pine is now part of the #treetoo movement …”

3) (cathymv) – “Due to the whiteness in Golf, ESPN will be colorizing random fans in the background to show diversity in the crowd.

(Retired military) – “Tiger “If you are wondering where the ball landed please refer to last week’s caption contest”

4) (yetanotherjohn) – “Tiger Woods career isn’t dead, he’s just pine-ing for the fjords.

(Joe_Miller) – “Tiger demonstrates his impression of Obama playing golf.

5) (Rick Adams) – ““It’s twue! It’s twue!”

(Olsoljer) – ““I heard Trump yell fore, anyone see where it………………………….OH! SHIT!”

6) (Paul Hooson) – “Lumber Jacking?

(Kenny Moore) – “Privileged people of pallor deny assistance to oppressed minority in need of a mulligan.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “Later that day we find out that Dutch Elm disease is also an STD.

Honorable Mention(s):

(RockThisTown) – “Everyone stand back. Elin may show up & start swinging.

(RadiCalMan) – “This is surely an unusual way to mount a comeback.

(Mike) – “It began to dawn on Tiger exactly why this was a par 38 hole.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

Every. Single. One. Of. You.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “They finally found a woman Tiger wouldn’t do.

She’s not President either.

Best Banter Weight:

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Ball washers are the most dangerous part of golf – I nearly broke my leg falling off one.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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