The Bonfire of the Vanities returns crazed out of its mind, throwing feeble punches at the blogosphere like an aging Yankee bench coach. The motto this week is "An End To The Curse?." Unfortunately if the "curse" is bad posts, the answer appears to be "NO". All of this weeks entries have been gladly offered up to the raging inferno that is the Bonfire...

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On with the bench clearing brawl...

Margi honors her dream man.
Owen is to humor as Kucinich is to Democrats…
Bryan wonders if his wife is laughing with him or at him? (Note: Permalink hosed, search the page for “generation”)
Harvey commits the classic blogging error of asking his reader a question. The reader must have been busy…
Brian (whose wife surely laughs at him) has gone insane. Fortunately for us there will be no security cameras recording his padded cell…
Blackfive on the great debate: Length vs. Width. In this case both come up short...
Pete has come to his senses and has stopped tempting fate. For all his magnanimity he was rewarded with a Red Sox loss. He forgot to bitch slap a 72 year old man…
Jim knows entirely too much about beating things. Read it with the obvious “meat” reference and it gets funnier…
Last week’s Queen of Suck, Jen doesn’t live up down to her title in this homage to John Wanye Gacy.
Sean notes the flaws in the NFL Rookie of the Week voting. Without anomalies like that how would one explain Governor Schwarzenegger though?
Alex is in line to get a show on TLC after this demonstration of handyman expertise.
Mookie seems to be cracking under the weight of homework and blogging. How else would one explain this?
The BoiFromTroy thought he had the inside scoop on the Arnold victory party, but was denied. Alas, he does not possess the *ahem* assets that another LA blogger used to gain entry.
McGehee blogs Alaska politics. Isn't that why they have those free local papers that come in the mail?
King Of Fools is on the moonbat watch. Democrats had plenty of time to get Bustamente to legally change his name to Arnold Schwarzenegger, what were they thinking?
I offer up this post about a blubbering Don Zimmer. I'm not a Yankee or Red Sox fan, so it's just not as relavant. Jeff Nelson is still a punk ass thug though...

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