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Four More Years for Jack. Jack Abramoff, the one-time flamboyant lobbyist who amassed a fortune by showering officials, especially members of Congress and their aides, with gifts, was sentenced on Thursday to four years in prison. Mr. Abramoff has already...
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Stevie Wonder is set to receive the Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song, in the second year of the already-prestigious award's existence. The ceremony will take place...
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This report pretty much echoes my own sentiment after watching Palin last night. She's a great little Teleprompter reader, and she reads the stand-up comedy one-liners fed to her by the McCain speech writing team like a champ, but other than her ability to smirk on cue there wasn't much to brag about in her speech - just 'more of the same' attack lines, interspersed with 'more of the same' applause lines.
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I can't stop laughing... These red state hypocrites have caught themselves in another reality trap....
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Oprah Winfrey is trying to help Chicago win the 2016 Olympic Games - and brought more than 170 American medallists in the Beijing Games to town Wednesday to help....
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SELLER: Denny Hamlin (Nascar Driver) LOCATION: Peninsula Point Drive, Cornelius, NC PRICE: $4,900,000 SIZE: 9,969 square feet (as per assessor), 5 bedrooms, 6 full and 2 half bathrooms...
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Former "One Day at Time" television star Mackenzie Phillips was charged on Wednesday with cocaine and heroin possession after being arrested last week while going through airport security. Prosecutors...
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In the NFL since 1999, Culpepper last played for the Oakland Raiders. From AP- Daunte Culpepper, unable to land a starting or backup job this offseason, announced his retirement at...
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Republican Veep'ette Sarah Palin seems to be another believer who thinks God and Government mix.
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From Bruce Springsteen to Van Morrison, talent has kissed a great number of harmonicas. But no mouth-harps are so storied as those of Bob Dylan. And now, at last,...
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Comments (16)
(Vice President Dick Cheney... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rob | October 31, 2003 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Vice President Dick Cheney): Damn it George, bitch slapping him isn't going to get us any closer to finding Saddam.
1. Posted by Rob | October 31, 2003 5:04 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2003 17:04
2. Posted by Michael Demmons | October 31, 2003 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Your Grasshoppers Are Belong To Us!"
2. Posted by Michael Demmons | October 31, 2003 5:24 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2003 17:24
3. Posted by Michael Demmons | October 31, 2003 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Of course, I didn't know it was a Praying Mantis, or I would have said....
Oh, nevefreakinmind
3. Posted by Michael Demmons | October 31, 2003 5:26 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2003 17:26
4. Posted by Matthew | October 31, 2003 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At a press conference, one of Iran's mullahs moves to demonstrate that President Khatami has been replaced with a life-sized Pez dispenser, because everybody likes Pez.
4. Posted by Matthew | October 31, 2003 5:26 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2003 17:26
5. Posted by BoiFromTroy | October 31, 2003 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Herr Gropenfuehrer makes first appearance in the Middle East
5. Posted by BoiFromTroy | October 31, 2003 5:34 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2003 17:34
6. Posted by Tiger | October 31, 2003 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doc Ock makes an early plea for people to see the sequel to Spider-Man.
6. Posted by Tiger | October 31, 2003 7:43 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2003 19:43
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 31, 2003 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CIA documentation that they've found a Weapon of Mantis Destruction.
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 31, 2003 8:28 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2003 20:28
8. Posted by Tony S. | November 1, 2003 4:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I may never be able to get rid of the two impressions on my chin.
8. Posted by Tony S. | November 1, 2003 4:31 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2003 04:31
9. Posted by Mark Pierce | November 1, 2003 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Congratulations! Your new weblog, One Handed Iranian Mercy, has just moved up to the level of Lowly Insects in the TTLB Blogosphere Ecosystem.
9. Posted by Mark Pierce | November 1, 2003 11:06 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2003 11:06
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 1, 2003 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Current bodyguard, and future "volunteer" suicide bomber, caught placing a praying mantis on President Khatami's head as a gag.
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 1, 2003 1:39 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2003 13:39
11. Posted by Norbizness | November 1, 2003 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Iranian remake of "The Tingler" promises to be box office manure.
11. Posted by Norbizness | November 1, 2003 2:02 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2003 14:02
12. Posted by Venomous Kate | November 2, 2003 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the bodyguard is thinking: "Now, how do I get this idiot off the praying mantis's ass?"
12. Posted by Venomous Kate | November 2, 2003 12:11 AM |
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Posted on November 2, 2003 00:11
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 2, 2003 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and remember students, Islam is a religion of peace, we respect the life and rights of all individuals, and indeed all living {"crunch"} things."
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 2, 2003 7:32 AM |
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Posted on November 2, 2003 07:32
14. Posted by Bob Whaley | November 2, 2003 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm... lunch. Maybe he won't notice.
14. Posted by Bob Whaley | November 2, 2003 10:07 AM |
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Posted on November 2, 2003 10:07
15. Posted by Psycho Dad | November 2, 2003 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If that Evil Glenn pulls off my toupee in public again I'll...
15. Posted by Psycho Dad | November 2, 2003 11:19 AM |
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Posted on November 2, 2003 11:19
16. Posted by hln | November 2, 2003 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where is the classic response? "Ooh, a brain sucker starving to death."
hln
16. Posted by hln | November 2, 2003 4:03 PM |
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Posted on November 2, 2003 16:03