There is a funny interview with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie on the E! site where Norm McDonald comes up and asks Nicole Ritchie over and over again if she's really black:
Norm: "Isn't Lionel Richie a black guy?"It's not that the questions are funny, it's that I'm watching The Simple Life, and both Paris and Nicole are ORANGE!
Paris: "She's black!"
Nicole: "I am black!"
Norm: "You're black?"[..]as Nicole went on and started lamenting the "dumb crappy bars" of Arkansas, Norm struck again.
Norm: "Did you get in any trouble because you're black?"
Nicole: "No! You're so rude."
Norm: "I thought hillbillies didn't care for black people."
Nicole: "They love me."
Paris: "They love her."
Norm: "Because you're not black!"
Nicole: "Yes, I am black."
[..]
Norm: "Is your mother black?"
Nicole: "Yes, she's black.
Nicole spent a lot of time when she was growing up with Michael Jackson at Neverland. It's all so clear now... Jacko looks like a real pussy; maybe she had to go to the skin bleaching appointments with him.
It's Hollywood. It could have happened that way...




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Remember what "simple" real... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Steve H. | December 3, 2003 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remember what "simple" really means.
1. Posted by Steve H. | December 3, 2003 12:26 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2003 12:26