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Madonna has released an exclusive statement to PEOPLE, denying that she is divorcing Guy Ritchie or having an affair with Yankee star Alex Rodriguez. "My husband and I are...
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So you spent your fourth of July sitting in a dark room hearing fire works off in the distance? Sounds familiar. Curious if any celebs spent it the same way?...
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He died in a auto accident late last night. If not for Kiel's arrest for shipping cough medicine two years ago, I would most likely not even remember him. RIP....
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It's a tragedy that still eerily lingers within the entertainment industry. And six months after his tragic death, Heath Ledger's parents are getting ready to celebrate his role in "The...
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There are no plans for a rumoured big-screen version of Friends, film studio Warner Bros has told the BBC. Since the success of the Sex and the City movie,...
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She defeated her sister Serena for her seventh career grand slam title. WIMBLEDON, England - Venus Williams beat sister Serena 7-5, 6-4 Saturday for her fifth Wimbledon title and...
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Government's role regulating free speech needs to be as limited as possible. The freedom allowed under the 1st Amendment isn't always attractive, yet to limit free expression is always the worst possible option.
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Certainly all right thinking persons regret the death of anyone. And best wishes to anyone in the Helms family need to be extended at this sorrowful time for them. However as a lawmaker, Helms was one of the very worst...
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Christopher Hitchens, a writer for Vanity Fair magazine, underwent waterboarding to experience it for himself firsthand. What more can be added to the debate over U.S. interrogation methods, and whether waterboarding is torture? Try firsthand experience. The author undergoes the...
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Wet the balls in a frozen r... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | December 26, 2003 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wet the balls in a frozen river/ fa la la la la la la la la/ Watch your privates shrink and shiver/ fa la la la la la lala la/
1. Posted by Jay Tea | December 26, 2003 5:11 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 17:11
2. Posted by Jay Tea | December 26, 2003 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ach, Hans, you call that a Yule log? It's more like Yule kindling!"
2. Posted by Jay Tea | December 26, 2003 5:12 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 17:12
3. Posted by kelley | December 26, 2003 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dang, Gunter, this water sure is cold!"
"Yup, Helmut. Deep, too..."
3. Posted by kelley | December 26, 2003 6:07 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 18:07
4. Posted by jen | December 26, 2003 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're nuts for doing this...
4. Posted by jen | December 26, 2003 6:27 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 18:27
5. Posted by Ted | December 26, 2003 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diametrically opposite of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
5. Posted by Ted | December 26, 2003 7:59 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 19:59
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And now for the EXTRA exclusive. The technique that helped Barry White sing Saprano.
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:50 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 21:50
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"HO HO HOLY SH*T"
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:54 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 21:54
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... or soprano, if you really wanted to be funny...
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 26, 2003 9:56 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 21:56
9. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | December 26, 2003 10:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two Howard Dean followers going to their next Meetup.
9. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | December 26, 2003 10:04 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2003 22:04
10. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | December 27, 2003 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and don't you dare come back without my robin's-egg-blue He-Man Action Figure!"
10. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | December 27, 2003 7:40 AM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 07:40
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 27, 2003 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I told you not to take that bet that Hillary wouldn't run!!!"
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 27, 2003 10:01 AM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 10:01
12. Posted by charles | December 27, 2003 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ewww... bubbles.
12. Posted by charles | December 27, 2003 3:39 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 15:39
13. Posted by Judi | December 27, 2003 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Because Santa's elves now find themselves in the unemployment line~they take an off-the-books job of bathing the Baby New Year.
13. Posted by Judi | December 27, 2003 4:04 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 16:04
14. Posted by Lachlan | December 27, 2003 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dieter, I SWEAR! I left the rest of our Santa suits RIGHT HERE."
14. Posted by Lachlan | December 27, 2003 6:57 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 18:57
15. Posted by Judi | December 27, 2003 10:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know the Ring of Power is in here somewhere....keep looking, Smeagal! We have to find my Precious!"
From the alternate opening scene of Return of the King
15. Posted by Judi | December 27, 2003 10:32 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2003 22:32
16. Posted by Jay Tea | December 28, 2003 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fritz, why don't you take your 'chestnuts roasting by an open fire' and stick them up your ass?"
"I would, Hans, but mein ass has frozen shut!"
16. Posted by Jay Tea | December 28, 2003 9:45 AM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 09:45
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 28, 2003 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...I'll have a b-b-b-blue Christmas, without you...
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 28, 2003 11:52 AM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 11:52
18. Posted by Owen | December 28, 2003 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude. Kevin. I'm telling you that gay erotic frozen nekkid blogging will not increase your traffic.
18. Posted by Owen | December 28, 2003 4:50 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 16:50
19. Posted by Tiger | December 28, 2003 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the Santa Escort Service says "the penis will be this big even when ice cold" they have throughly tested the truth of that statement.
19. Posted by Tiger | December 28, 2003 8:15 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 20:15
20. Posted by Tiger | December 28, 2003 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, didn't that tag say will shrivel in cold water?
20. Posted by Tiger | December 28, 2003 8:17 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 20:17
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 28, 2003 9:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After The Packers clinch the NFC North title and are ensured of a January play-off game at Lambeau, a couple of Green Bay fans enjoy a refreshing dip in the Fox River.
(...well its hilarious to me...)
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 28, 2003 9:21 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2003 21:21