Morgan Freeman's lawyer says the actor and his wife of 24 years are getting a divorce. Freeman's lawyer, Bill Luckett, told the Memphis Commercial-Appeal newspaper that the divorce action...
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Countdown to conservative demagogues defending wasteful spending on defense industry boondoggles by attacking liberals rather than addressing the issue in 5... 4... 3...
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BUYER: Peter Norton LOCATION: West 13th Street, New York, NY PRICE: $6,800,000 SIZE: 2,861 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms DESCRIPTION: ...this trophy property features a sprawling layout with 3...
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More and more, gun shows that most people think are merely hobbyist events for collectors to get together to trade items much like model train collectors do are becoming a recruiting grounds for political extremists to recruit new members or...
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Shia LaBeouf may have to amputate one of his injured fingers, reports Star. Doctors have told the 22-year-old Transformers star that he is likely to lose the pinky on...
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Heidi Klum and hubby Seal relax on a yacht while Heidi take her boobs out for some air. And some where else on the sea, Cindy Crawford gives her...
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156 players will be teeing it up at the Oakland Hills Country Club outside of Detroit Michigan. Defending champion Tiger Woods is not in the field due to recent knee...
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Jay Glazer at FoxSports.com was the first to report that legendary Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Farve was traded to the New York Jets. Now instead of round the clock...
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Another sicko right wing nutjob. Too funny.... If it wasn't for the media Barack Obama would be working in a car wash? He'd be shining shoes? Did this asshole really say that? Amazing.... Just another right wing racist....
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Not much is sacred to Artie Lange, but the health of Howard Stern's right-hand man is apparently no laughing matter. Lange's publicist has confirmed to E! News that the...
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1) (Jay Tea) - "DAMN, Rummy, you ALWAYS fall for the 'pull my finger' gag!"
2) (Rodney Dill) - "Jobs! We don't need no stinkin' jobs."
3) (Erica) - "Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu." [1]
Until next Friday...
fn1. - From Pinky and the Brain
Update: Right as I posted this, Jeff submitted this entry which probably would have placed.
Comments (3)
WOO HOO! Thanks again, Kevi... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | February 1, 2004 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WOO HOO! Thanks again, Kevin!
I owe my success to following Jay Tea's 3 Rules of Online Humor:
1) "Too juvenile" is an oxymoron.
2) When in doubt, go for a fart joke.
3) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
J.
1. Posted by Jay Tea | February 1, 2004 5:56 PM |
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Posted on February 1, 2004 17:56
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2004 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think you might have had some additional entries, If you'd waited to close the contest AFTER the half-time show. A very good contest picture, none the less.
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2004 5:32 PM |
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Posted on February 2, 2004 17:32
3. Posted by Kevin | February 4, 2004 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney, the one day I've actually got my stuff together and remeber to close the contest, look what happens. Damn...
3. Posted by Kevin | February 4, 2004 2:53 PM |
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Posted on February 4, 2004 14:53