Show Your Support! (Wizbang)

John Kerry is graciously offering you your very own web page on his campaign site. Shouldn't you take him up on it?

Here is mine. ***

*** I spent all of two minutes on it...

And here is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il's Kerry page!

Update: It turns out that you can embed pictures in the page (so long as they are linked via https). Anyone want to create a Kim Jong Il/John Kerry picture? Also if you have a great picture that you want to include in your page I can host it for you if you have no other means.

Update 2: Don't forget to screen capture your creation for posterity!!! If you're a Windows user use the Alt+PrtScn keys, open Microsoft Paint, then Ctrl+V to paste.

Update 3: Scott Boone is posting screen caps. Follow the links in the comments here, at Allah Is In The House, LGF, and FreeRepublic.

Send your trackbacks to this post or leave your link in the comments. This should be fun!!!

Oh yeah, Wonkette has been p0wn'd!!!

Update 4: Someone finally noticed at the Kerry forums... Apparently they missed they whole Bush Sloganator episode. Oddly the chief Bush Sloganator pimp (Wonkette) hasn't picked this up.

Update 5: Wonkette picked up on the story, and the new sign ups stopped working... Coincidence? Just kidding. They've gutted the new sign up mechanism and it's just a matter of time before they start removing text from your site. You'd better be screen capturing you creation if you want to save it for prosperity!!! If you sign up for a site now your text is replaced with the following:

The costs of running a national campaign are constantly escalating and special interests opposed to the values you and I share are eager to fund anti-Kerry efforts. Please complete the below form to make a secure online contribution to my campaign.

As the original "discoverer" of this little game, I'd like to point out that I'm available for the Sunday Morning talk shows or any other media interviews. Also I've got another trick up my sleeve, but you'll have to wait until Monday for that one...

Final Update: For those you who are mourning the passing of the Kerry Core and lusted mightily for an alternative to the deceased (now resurrected) Bush Sloganator, out of the goodness of my heart I've decided to give you:

The Kerry Sloganator

And that's not all!!! The Kerry Sloganator Gallery is open where you can post your slogan or Kerry Code screen shot, vote on your favorites, leave comments, etc.

Comments (47)

OH YES!LMAO...very w... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Key | April 10, 2004 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Key:

OH YES!
LMAO...very well done.

Posted on April 10, 2004 14:54

I submitted the Kim Jong-Il... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 10, 2004 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rodney Dill:

I submitted the Kim Jong-Il link as a tip to the Drudgereport. Maybe he will pick-up on the Kerry offer as a story on his site.

Posted on April 10, 2004 15:52

Now Ho Chi Minh has thrown ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Danger Man | April 10, 2004 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Danger Man:

Now Ho Chi Minh has thrown his weight behind JFK II! https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018411

Posted on April 10, 2004 16:32

Kevin, you make me do EVIL ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Jay Tea | April 10, 2004 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Jay Tea:

Kevin, you make me do EVIL things...

Someone very special has come back from the great IHOP in the sky to endorse John F'n Kerry.

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018414

Posted on April 10, 2004 16:42

<a href="https://contribute... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Chris | April 10, 2004 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Chris:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018422

Apparently Barbara Streisand is a big supporter.

Posted on April 10, 2004 16:48

Skeletor for John Kerry!</p... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by michele | April 10, 2004 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

michele:

Skeletor for John Kerry!

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018428

Posted on April 10, 2004 17:02

Here's what I posted for Se... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Free Speech | April 10, 2004 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Free Speech:

Here's what I posted for Senior Kerry.
I support Kerry because so too does Kim Jong Il.
It is not exactly news that the communist regime of Kim Jong Il has sent millions of North Koreans to early graves. Estimates back in 1998 were that as many as 800,000 people were dying in North Korea each year from starvation and malnutrition caused by Kim's ruthless and irrational policies.

Kim Jong IL wants Kerry to win, and so do I. The ruling anti-freedom Mullahs of Iran want Kerry to win, and so do I. The bonus if Kerry wins? Punitive tax laws and a president who will "progress" us further down the road to Socialsim.

Posted on April 10, 2004 17:09

I'm so there with:... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Gerard Van der Leun | April 10, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Gerard Van der Leun:

I'm so there with:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018439

Posted on April 10, 2004 17:17

9. Posted by Keith | April 10, 2004 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Keith:

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018438

HE Pennypacker for JFK...

Posted on April 10, 2004 17:23

And back again for a second... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Gerard Van der Leun | April 10, 2004 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

And back again for a second helping at the Salad Bar
with my epic ode: "I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN KERRY DEMOCRAT at:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018446

At this rate I could recycle all my Kerry posts in about 30 minutes. Then link to them.

Posted on April 10, 2004 17:35

Just so you don't have to g... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Gerard Van der Leun | April 10, 2004 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Just so you don't have to got there, the ode begins:

Kerry : I am the very model of a modern Kerry-Democrat,
I'm an information animal, a medal-dripping technocrat,
I know the Kennedys of Camelot, and hide my votes historical,
While my Deaniac supporters consult the Usenet Oracle;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters matrimonial,
I understand rich heiresses, and lust for figures patrimonial,
About Republican recessions I'm steaming up my views,
With many bogus facts about the bad news in the better news.

Posted on April 10, 2004 17:37

12. Posted by Todd | April 10, 2004 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Todd:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018441

oops - here's the URL (name... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Free Speech | April 10, 2004 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

oops - here's the URL (names were changed to protect the innocent)

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018451

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 10, 2004 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/kerrycore/

For the link to search the contribution site by name.

Like Alex Polier for instance.

Posted on April 10, 2004 17:38

Heh. I'm in: <a href="http... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Pixy Misa | April 10, 2004 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Pixy Misa:

Heh. I'm in: https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018456

Posted on April 10, 2004 17:51

one more:<a href="... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Free Speech | April 10, 2004 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

one more:

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018465

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:03

Oh no! Richard Clarke too! ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Mr. Snarky | April 10, 2004 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Mr. Snarky:

Oh no! Richard Clarke too! https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018463

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:04

You know, just when I think... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Nick | April 10, 2004 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Nick:

You know, just when I think that BushCo.'s terrorists, er, supporters have gone as low as they can possibly go...I run across a site like this.

Bravo on your continued ignorance of what's going on in the world (not to mention the way the world actually works in general) and for proving me wrong in thinking that the typical Republican/BushCo. supporter has the IQ of a malnourished salamander; the fact is, you've all managed to put together the COLLECTIVE IQ of a day-old donut, which would be even more impressive than it is were it not for the fact that we have, collectively, a TWO-day old donut - the entire presidential cabinet, as well as the unpresident - who seized power through Daddy's friends despite losing the popular, as well as the electoral college, voting processes respectively.

Regardless, congrats; this is not an honour that can be given to an individual or a group of people, is is only an houur that can be earned - or, in the case of those you support, illegally seized through wholly unconstitutional means.

And on that note, I'll let you get back to your regularly scheduled Faux News program, currently running a serious, in-depth look into where the best Freedom Fries are served - in IRAQ, of course, generously given to our soliders on a daily basis. Now THAT'S news, fair and balanced.

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:14

Oh dear, it looks like we'v... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Day-old Donut | April 10, 2004 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Day-old Donut:

Oh dear, it looks like we've got on someone's nerves. How sad.

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:19

I can't stop!<a hr... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Free Speech | April 10, 2004 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

I can't stop!

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018472

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:24

I'm still waiting for stron... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by mr. lawson | April 10, 2004 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

mr. lawson:

I'm still waiting for strongbad to support kerry...lolololol

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:26

Kevin, you're supposed to b... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Jay Tea | April 10, 2004 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Kevin, you're supposed to be tending to the Missus Bang and Baby Bang, NOT scoring what could quite likely be the biggest hit of your blog's career!

Very, VERY well done. I am excruciatingly proud to be even remotely associated with you, this site, and this discovery.

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:41

Nick! What flavor is the K... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Mr. Snarky | April 10, 2004 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Nick! What flavor is the Kool Aid? Yum!

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:42

Oh come on Nick, if your fe... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by lb | April 10, 2004 6:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

lb:

Oh come on Nick, if your fellow Dems were doing this to a Repub site, you'd be laughing your head off and taking part.

Here's mine:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018488

Bush cost me my job, my kids and my houses
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions.

They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job.

This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years.

Not a single government program was there to help me.

How can Bush call himself "compassionate?" Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.

And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian. If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party.

If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!

Regards,
Saddam Hussein

The above text was provided by Saddam Hussein

Posted on April 10, 2004 18:53

I REALLY need a <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by gaw | April 10, 2004 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

gaw:

I REALLY need a Daisy on the crotch picture.

Posted on April 10, 2004 19:21

Now that's funny. Obviously... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Veeshir | April 10, 2004 7:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Veeshir:

Now that's funny. Obviously not very well thought out.

Posted on April 10, 2004 19:38

27. Posted by Model4 | April 10, 2004 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Model4:

That was easy.

Posted on April 10, 2004 19:39

Maybe Mr Kim just knows a w... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Quisling | April 10, 2004 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Quisling:

Maybe Mr Kim just knows a winner when he sees one.

Posted on April 10, 2004 19:49

Coming to a theater near yo... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 10, 2004 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Laurence Simon:

Coming to a theater near you...

They Saved Hitler's Endorsement!

Posted on April 10, 2004 20:12

The palpable hatred my wife... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Pasha | April 10, 2004 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Pasha:

The palpable hatred my wife and I encountered today walking through Union Square park amongst the moonbats who were out in force colored my Che Guevara Supports Kerry page:

https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018633

On a lighter note, Ignatius J. Reilly supports Kerry too.

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018532

30. Posted by Pasha | April 10, 2004 8:49 PM |

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