Jessica Cutler, aka Washingtonienne as pictured in the Sunday Washington Post:
From Wonkette, two chicks who write about ass-fucking enjoy a night on the town. CVS reports that KY Jelly is now on backorder...
Update: The New York Post runs a new picture with their story.***
Update 2: DazeReader has the lost pictures from the night on the town. Here's a preview:
And, of course, there's the Playboy pictorial you might be curious about...
Washingtonienne Coverage:
*** The copyright owner has requested that the original image be removed. This request has been honored, since he asked nicely.



Comments (129)
Oh dear. Two girls... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Kate | May 23, 2004 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh dear.
Two girls who spend way too much time in front of mirrors, looking for their best angle.....
1. Posted by Kate | May 23, 2004 5:41 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 17:41
2. Posted by Mad William Flint | May 23, 2004 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, but the redhead has found it.
well...
... yeah, nevermind... probably best to leave that lay right there.
2. Posted by Mad William Flint | May 23, 2004 5:49 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 17:49
3. Posted by SarahW | May 23, 2004 9:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
They have weird eyes, like Bild Lilli dolls.
Nice head bonage, though Washie (she's what, 24? I can't remember) looks a little used up for her age.
3. Posted by SarahW | May 23, 2004 9:37 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 21:37
4. Posted by sentinel | May 24, 2004 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like a couple of fuck n' dumps to me. They think they're Sex and the City. Probably both got the clap by now. The kind of girl that gets mad cause you don't call her, but you say I'm sorry and she'll fuck you again.
4. Posted by sentinel | May 24, 2004 9:59 AM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 09:59
5. Posted by Macker | May 24, 2004 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
God, these women think they're HOT? Not in MY book. Maybe that's why they're into anal sex!
5. Posted by Macker | May 24, 2004 12:30 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 12:30
6. Posted by Bill from INDC Journal | May 24, 2004 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A. This woman is a skeeze - an outright whore. She is being celebrated. WTF is wrong with this picture?
B. Washingtonienne could only find such carnal success in DC - the ugly genes are strong here - very strong. If she lived in FL or LA she'd be giving $15 handjobs at intersections, at best.
6. Posted by Bill from INDC Journal | May 24, 2004 3:15 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 15:15
7. Posted by Boyd | May 24, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I guess you should know, Bill. The expert has spoken. ;)
7. Posted by Boyd | May 24, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 15:33
8. Posted by sugarmama | May 24, 2004 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She is only 24??? I put her age at 38 when I saw the top photo. She's a shoo-in for Atlanta's Clermont Lounge. She'd make at least $6 in tips every night.
8. Posted by sugarmama | May 24, 2004 3:35 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 15:35
9. Posted by Skillzy | May 24, 2004 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dammit!! Sugah knows where sleazier strip clubs are in Atlanta than I do, and Bill's found a better deal on handjobs in Florida. I feel so out of the loop.
Maybe that guy was obsessed with anal because he's gay. Just a theory.
9. Posted by Skillzy | May 24, 2004 3:43 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 15:43
10. Posted by Tony | May 24, 2004 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've been laughing my head off about this story. BTW, I believe the applicable term here is "butterface," but that's a judgment call, I suppose.
10. Posted by Tony | May 24, 2004 5:56 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 17:56
11. Posted by Bill from INDC | May 24, 2004 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wonkettes abutterface. Washingtonienne is just "partied-out." Rolled hard and put away wet, if you will.
11. Posted by Bill from INDC | May 24, 2004 6:22 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 18:22
12. Posted by skillzy | May 24, 2004 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I had to look up butterface. Like I said, out of the loop.
They say you're nothin but a party girl,
Just like a million more all over the world.
12. Posted by skillzy | May 24, 2004 6:29 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 18:29
13. Posted by Barbara Mahone | May 24, 2004 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
to each her own
13. Posted by Barbara Mahone | May 24, 2004 8:00 PM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 20:00
14. Posted by Henry | May 25, 2004 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How sad. It's amazing to me that Jessica, an educated woman has no self-respect. I suspect her father never taught her how she should be treated by men. What's funny to her today will bring years of heartache...that she will surely take into marriage. You can choose your kicks, but you don't get to choose your kick-backs. She chose poorly. My heart breaks for women who don't know that they are to be cherished and adored by one man who will want his love for her to last a lifetime. Anything short of that is tragic. My prayer is that she would one day find forgiveness and healing from God, who loves her most of all.
14. Posted by Henry | May 25, 2004 8:48 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 08:48
15. Posted by Raymondo | May 25, 2004 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
uh henry, lighten the fuck up, willya...
i like the caption to the girl-on-girl pic - "used with permission" - very apt.
15. Posted by Raymondo | May 25, 2004 8:59 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 08:59
16. Posted by E | May 25, 2004 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's amazing to me that wonkette considers this girl "empowered" because she sells her body for money
16. Posted by E | May 25, 2004 9:36 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 09:36
17. Posted by George | May 25, 2004 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think she's pretty hot. And if you don't think YOU pay for sex then check this out:
http://www.costofsex.com/
17. Posted by George | May 25, 2004 10:09 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 10:09
18. Posted by ricehead | May 25, 2004 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
where is the blog link??
18. Posted by ricehead | May 25, 2004 10:20 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 10:20
19. Posted by Ricky Vandal | May 25, 2004 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Wizbang, I name the names and have the pics of the 6 politicians she was banging on my blog. How come you don't do that? How come no big blogger does this? Am I out of line?
19. Posted by Ricky Vandal | May 25, 2004 2:53 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 14:53
20. Posted by A Dude | May 25, 2004 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My friend just pointed this out to me. She always talks about guys wanting to have anal sex with her... could it be that she has such a butterface that guys can stand screwing her in anyway that would require looking at her face?
Comments?
20. Posted by A Dude | May 25, 2004 4:54 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 16:54
21. Posted by joel | May 25, 2004 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
well, it's like my daddy used to say: politics is ass-fucking for ugly people.
21. Posted by joel | May 25, 2004 5:48 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 17:48
22. Posted by Tony | May 25, 2004 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More amusement - the nippleage in the Post picture. Still skanky looking, though
22. Posted by Tony | May 25, 2004 7:21 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 19:21
23. Posted by DDS | May 25, 2004 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An asian hooker. How original. I wonder how many of her clients made her repeat the infamous lines from Full Metal Jacket?
23. Posted by DDS | May 25, 2004 8:11 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 20:11
24. Posted by Wilt Chamberlain | May 25, 2004 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am so embarrassed reading this. A person writes about having sex and is immediately criticized. Sex is okay only if you're rich, then alot of sex is A-Okay.
Promiscuous guys are never called skanks. Gene Simmons of Kiss, Wilt Chamberlain are never degraded, they must have been martyr's to get virgins from allah.
Speaking of allah, that men-tality doesn't seem to understand sexuality either and they react in a similar but more extreme way.
God won't save you from this scourge.
24. Posted by Wilt Chamberlain | May 25, 2004 9:53 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2004 21:53
25. Posted by Fanny Fox | May 26, 2004 12:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's true, looks aren't everything by a long mile but I saw Wonkette on MSNBC tonight and that woman doesn't have a bad angle. She's a great looking gal.
Off the top, I find the story hard to believe, like a pr angle to make money in the media.
25. Posted by Fanny Fox | May 26, 2004 12:18 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 00:18
26. Posted by Tipster | May 26, 2004 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Find some photos of Wonkette (real name: Ana Marie Cox) from several years ago. Her look has changed substantially.
26. Posted by Tipster | May 26, 2004 1:04 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 01:04
27. Posted by Kevin | May 26, 2004 1:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well she is a female. I don't know too many who haven't changed hairstyles often.
27. Posted by Kevin | May 26, 2004 1:15 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 01:15
28. Posted by Jim Leeson | May 26, 2004 4:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nothing!
Nothing good at all!
How old are you girls? Isn't it too late for all the play?
Probably, Jessica, it's all about money, isn't it?
I think America must be tired of being used by ambitious ugly adventurists!
Jim, 27
Illinois
28. Posted by Jim Leeson | May 26, 2004 4:40 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 04:40
29. Posted by MLJK | May 26, 2004 4:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Could you please email the name of the guy who likes it up the date? Hard men are true to find!
Michael
29. Posted by MLJK | May 26, 2004 4:52 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 04:52
30. Posted by Mauro | May 26, 2004 6:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HI from MILAN ITALY!!!
HI JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!
;)
30. Posted by Mauro | May 26, 2004 6:36 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 06:36
31. Posted by oze | May 26, 2004 7:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
woooowwww!!! .. can u suck me.... my...!!! please!
31. Posted by oze | May 26, 2004 7:00 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 07:00
32. Posted by Tony | May 26, 2004 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How much in pounds are you taking per hour?
32. Posted by Tony | May 26, 2004 8:17 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 08:17
33. Posted by appu | May 26, 2004 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This girl is totally freeky, I bet , she is having thick skin. I will suggest posting a picture showing her ass focussed as she is getting highly paid for that, and will be more recognisable by that
33. Posted by appu | May 26, 2004 8:33 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 08:33
34. Posted by O3 | May 26, 2004 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Soccer Moms have changed a lot. They hang out and party all night without their husbands, best friends with highly paid prostitutes, don't buy their own drinks all night but eventually go home, love anal, and the hubby doesn't mind. Or maybe guys have changed a lot.
34. Posted by O3 | May 26, 2004 9:24 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 09:24
35. Posted by butch | May 26, 2004 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To paraphrase Josef Stalin, "Sluttiness has a hotness all its own."
Oh, Jessica, if you take it up the pooper and the guy leaves you a $400 "gift," you are still a ho.
35. Posted by butch | May 26, 2004 10:06 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 10:06
36. Posted by Lied To | May 26, 2004 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I believe all the evil in the world is caused by people who charge money for sex!
These women should be selling cancer causing lawn chemicals or something else more noble more clean.
People shouldn't even have sex to begin with, unless they're married by a God believer ritual. Sex after praying to God or Allah and with nothing kinky is okay.
It's not industry or war that destroys people and their lives, no it isn't, it's sex that sets off those bombs in Iraq and Spain and Pakistan and Saudi Arabia and Morocco and Italy.
36. Posted by Lied To | May 26, 2004 10:28 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2004 10:28
37. Posted by Alex | May 26, 2004 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wander how a woman could be so cold, heartless, and cruel.
I understand now why gay marriges become popular in US.
Second Monica Lewinksi?
Why not to keep some dress with some evidence of love for few years?
Another smart american star?
I can't imagine men who love to speak to that woman and work with her.
If those men can't find anybody else ?
American men best wishes to you! :)
Alex
37. Posted by Alex | May 26, 2004 10:41 AM |
