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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: July 30, 2004 - 4:27 PM

It's Friday, that means so it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners in the special midweek caption contest have been announced.

Update 2: Winners announced. Admittedly they were announced 5 days late, but who's counting? Comments are now closed.

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Looks like Batman didn't ge... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 30, 2004 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Looks like Batman didn't get all the Joker Products off the shelves after all.

1. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 30, 2004 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 14:32

Do I have any escargot caug... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Brian J. | July 30, 2004 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian J.:

Do I have any escargot caught in my teeth? No? Good. Let me see yours.

2. Posted by Brian J. | July 30, 2004 2:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 14:36

"Raawwrrr!" growls Presiden... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Tim | July 30, 2004 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

"Raawwrrr!" growls Presidential hopeful Kerry.

"Raaaawwwrrrr!!!" running mate / playmate Edwards enthusiastically responds.

3. Posted by Tim | July 30, 2004 2:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 14:47

No, that really is a flashl... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 30, 2004 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rusty Shackleford:

No, that really is a flashlight in my pocket....but I am happy to see you!

4. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 30, 2004 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 14:50

"Oh, I thought I was leadin... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 30, 2004 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rusty Shackleford:

"Oh, I thought I was leading!!!"

5. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 30, 2004 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 14:52

"Looks like *you* could use... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by tony | July 30, 2004 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tony:

"Looks like *you* could use a visit from the BALCO people, Mr. President," laughed the VP hopeful.

"Looks like YOU could use some more Viagra, Little John," he guffawed in reply.

6. Posted by tony | July 30, 2004 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 14:52

"Can you believe they actua... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rtfm | July 30, 2004 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rtfm:

"Can you believe they actually bought that?"

7. Posted by Rtfm | July 30, 2004 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 14:53

I can't believe you snuck i... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Professor Chaos | July 30, 2004 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Professor Chaos:

I can't believe you snuck in the "hair polution" in Harlem line -- and the silly negroes will vote for us anyway!

8. Posted by Professor Chaos | July 30, 2004 3:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 15:03

I thought you told me <i... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by boynamedgoo | July 30, 2004 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
boynamedgoo:

I thought you told me hope. That's funny, I thought you told me help. He he he he he.

9. Posted by boynamedgoo | July 30, 2004 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 15:06

Irrational exuberance is mo... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by sugarmama | July 30, 2004 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sugarmama:

Irrational exuberance is more than a pipe dream - it can be yours with a simple visit to your psychiatrist.

Brought to you by the National Lithium Council.

10. Posted by sugarmama | July 30, 2004 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 15:06

Kerry: Can you believe that... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by El Jefe | July 30, 2004 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
El Jefe:

Kerry: Can you believe that we've got Al Sharpton AND Howard Dean campaining for us?

Edwards: I know! But it's still not as good as those pictures of you in the Bunny Suit!

11. Posted by El Jefe | July 30, 2004 3:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 15:27

So while there’s music and ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Shawn Liu | July 30, 2004 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shawn Liu:

So while there’s music and love and romance,
Let’s face the music and dance.

12. Posted by Shawn Liu | July 30, 2004 3:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 15:27

HAHA! Good one, John! Whi... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Mark | July 30, 2004 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

HAHA! Good one, John! While we're talking about hamsters, let me tell you a little story about the time I saved...

13. Posted by Mark | July 30, 2004 3:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 15:30

Edwards: You really did it... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Corey | July 30, 2004 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Corey:

Edwards: You really did it last night! I couldn't believe it! You actually opened your speech with a salute! You're such an ass! Kerry: I know! You owe me 50 bucks! Did you see Theresa's face? She would have lost it if it wasn't for the Botox! Both laugh like the Count from Sesame Street.

14. Posted by Corey | July 30, 2004 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 15:31

WE can do betterWe C... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by oceanguy | July 30, 2004 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oceanguy:

WE can do better
We CAN do better
WE can DO better... yeah that's it we can DO better
Do - do better

15. Posted by oceanguy | July 30, 2004 3:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 15:52

How about here? Does this t... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by mkearns | July 30, 2004 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mkearns:

How about here? Does this tickle?

16. Posted by mkearns | July 30, 2004 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 16:02

JINX!!!!... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 30, 2004 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Christopher Cross:

JINX!!!!

17. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 30, 2004 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 16:03

the yuck yuck boys............ (Below threshold)

18. Posted by bob | July 30, 2004 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bob:

the yuck yuck boys..................

18. Posted by bob | July 30, 2004 4:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 16:42

oh my God!! I never imagine... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Debra | July 30, 2004 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Debra:

oh my God!! I never imagined it would feel this good!!

Oh! I know...me either!!
Isn't it great?

19. Posted by Debra | July 30, 2004 4:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 16:54

"McCain-Feingold"... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Kevin Murphy | July 30, 2004 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Murphy:

"McCain-Feingold"

20. Posted by Kevin Murphy | July 30, 2004 5:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 17:11

Kerry: "Can you believe som... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by McGehee | July 30, 2004 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Kerry: "Can you believe some people say I'm two-faced?"

Edwards: "Incredible. I mean, if you had two faces, would you go out in public wearing that one?"

Kerry: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (I'm going to have you killed, you little @#$!er.)

21. Posted by McGehee | July 30, 2004 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 17:30

" Three Purple Hearts"... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by EP | July 30, 2004 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EP:

" Three Purple Hearts"

22. Posted by EP | July 30, 2004 5:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 17:40

Kerry: Arrrgh, I HATE it wh... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by spacemonkey | July 30, 2004 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Kerry: Arrrgh, I HATE it when my face freezes like this. [Bleep]ing botox.
Edwards: s'okay, just laugh, and I'll cover for you by laughing like I've just won a rediculously frivoulous lawsuit.

23. Posted by spacemonkey | July 30, 2004 5:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 17:41

"You been working out John?... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Beck | July 30, 2004 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beck:

"You been working out John?" "No, but I DID serve in Vietnam."

24. Posted by Beck | July 30, 2004 5:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 17:45

John : "Man, you have two l... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Martin | July 30, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Martin:

John : "Man, you have two left feet."
John : "Just keep going and we'll seal the Sully vote"

25. Posted by Martin | July 30, 2004 5:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 17:50

"I said, "God Bless America... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by -S- | July 30, 2004 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

"I said, "God Bless America!"

"YOU said, "God Bless America!"

"Oh, hahahahahahahahahahaha..."
"Oh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"I said, then YOU said, oh, hahahahahahahahahahah..."

26. Posted by -S- | July 30, 2004 5:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 17:53

My mouthwash is better than... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Tom | July 30, 2004 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

My mouthwash is better than your mouthwash.

27. Posted by Tom | July 30, 2004 6:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 18:02

Caption Two:"Docto... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by -S- | July 30, 2004 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Caption Two:

"Doctors are studying an eruption of the Frozen Face Syndrome that has infected John Kerry and John Edwards as they departed from Boston on Friday morning, although it is suspected that the new Syndrome, as yet never before observed, is associated with a combination of the use of the drug, Xanax, and any close body contact between a billionaire and a multi-millionaire.

"However, doctors are puzzled as to possible treatments for the Syndrome, and suggest that it run it's course, which should last through the month of November, at which time, the Frozen Faces will slide into a pool under the chins of those afflicted with the puzzling Syndrome.

"A study of the Syndrome will be possible if forty million dollars and a few hundred human embryos can be made available, and Mr. Kerry and Mr. Edwards are appealing to the public for the donation of as many embryos and quarters as can be collected in the month of August."

28. Posted by -S- | July 30, 2004 6:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 18:11

"... and then I gave it to ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2004 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"... and then I gave it to Moore"

"And he actually ate it?"

"Yah. He'll eat anything."

29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2004 6:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 18:20

or, less wonkishly....... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Kevin Murphy | July 30, 2004 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Murphy:

or, less wonkishly....

"Campaign ..haha... finance ... hahahaha... reform!"

"Stop it ... bwahaha... you're killing me!"

30. Posted by Kevin Murphy | July 30, 2004 6:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 18:25

"Shovve it!""No, Y... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by -S- | July 30, 2004 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

"Shovve it!"

"No, YOU, YOU shove it!"

"Ha, fella, no YOU shove it! SHOVE IT!"

"Hahahah, no YOU!"

"YOU, YOU first!"

"No, YOU, just do it! YOU SHOVE IT! Shove it, I say!"

"Hahaha, no, YOU!"

"NO, YOU...hahahaaha..."

....

31. Posted by -S- | July 30, 2004 6:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 18:26

Kerry and Edwards are alrea... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Tom Galvin | July 30, 2004 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Galvin:

Kerry and Edwards are already like life-long pals. Instead of an old pastime, the staring contest, they enjoy a game with their own twist; "Face off." Whoever fake laughs the longest, wins.

32. Posted by Tom Galvin | July 30, 2004 6:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 18:44

"Who'd have thought a coupl... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Chrees | July 30, 2004 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

"Who'd have thought a couple of metrosexuals can represent a stronger America?"

Arcane chemistry: "Heh, you're right. A stronger Americium ought to scare the heck out of our so-called enemies!"

33. Posted by Chrees | July 30, 2004 7:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 19:02

So Bill Clinton walks into ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 30, 2004 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

So Bill Clinton walks into a bar...

34. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 30, 2004 7:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 19:20

"Stop laughing.""N... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by McGehee | July 30, 2004 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Stop laughing."

"No, YOU stop laughing."

"You started it."

"No, YOU did."

35. Posted by McGehee | July 30, 2004 7:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 19:39

"Knock knock.""Who... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by McGehee | July 30, 2004 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Pull my."

"Dude, that is so NOT funny."

36. Posted by McGehee | July 30, 2004 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 19:42

"Reporting for DOOTY! Get i... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tim | July 30, 2004 8:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

"Reporting for DOOTY! Get it!"

"You're cra... You're crazy man. You're Crazy. I like you but, you're Crazy."

37. Posted by Tim | July 30, 2004 8:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 20:36

JK: John, laissez-maintena... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by The Maximum Leader | July 30, 2004 10:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Maximum Leader:

JK: John, laissez-maintenant moi vous montrer que le mouvement Jacques Chirac m'a enseigné.
JE: I have no idea what you are saying, but it sounds like you are coming on to me.
JK: Danse, John! Danse!
JE: Oh, I get it! This is the part where we dance, drink wine and eat cheese then consumate our love.
JK: Heh, heh, heh.
JE: Ha, ha, ha.

38. Posted by The Maximum Leader | July 30, 2004 10:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 22:26

Imagine if it had been my <... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2004 10:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Imagine if it had been my blue suit.

39. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2004 10:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2004 22:57

THE TWO JOHNS LOOKED FLUSHE... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | July 30, 2004 10:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

THE TWO JOHNS LOOKED FLUSHED AWAITING THE END OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BEING SUNG BY LOONEY lAURA

40. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | July 30, 2004 10:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)