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Georges Bush Jr. and Sr. de... (Below threshold)1. Posted by andre3000 | November 5, 2004 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Georges Bush Jr. and Sr. demonstrate the thrill of victory.
1. Posted by andre3000 | November 5, 2004 2:03 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:03
2. Posted by stacey m | November 5, 2004 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FORE (more years)
2. Posted by stacey m | November 5, 2004 2:07 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:07
3. Posted by Michael Kazmac | November 5, 2004 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, Dad. You've had 6 mulligans already."
3. Posted by Michael Kazmac | November 5, 2004 2:09 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:09
4. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 5, 2004 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad. Stop pouting. I just think it'll look a little too nepotistic to name you Attorney General.
4. Posted by Hoodlumman | November 5, 2004 2:13 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:13
5. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 5, 2004 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When I said 'Let's see you get your ass out of that godforsaken sand trap' I wasn't talking about Iraq, son. But now that you mention it..."
5. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 5, 2004 2:14 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:14
6. Posted by Joe R. the Unabrewer | November 5, 2004 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now, watch THIS drive. Punk.
6. Posted by Joe R. the Unabrewer | November 5, 2004 2:14 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:14
7. Posted by Robert Crawford | November 5, 2004 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Presidents Bush look on in disgust as, in what he claimed was a "protest", Michael Moore eats his tenth consecutive goat.
7. Posted by Robert Crawford | November 5, 2004 2:15 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:15
8. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 5, 2004 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: You know what this means, don't you son? Now that we've made it to the 18th hole, it's only a matter of time before I have to see your mother, again.
43: Whoa, dude. I'm not going there.
8. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 5, 2004 2:16 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:16
9. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 5, 2004 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Son, I have to tell you something. In the end, not winning a 2nd term was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me. I didn't have to see Helen Thomas's face EVER. FRICKIN'. DAY.
43: Dad, she retired.
41: Hmm... who do you think will be the Democrat candidate in 2008?
9. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 5, 2004 2:24 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:24
10. Posted by Michael | November 5, 2004 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, I told you, Dad. If you lose the bet we made about me actually getting a second term and you didn't, you have to be MY caddie for 4 years. Be thankful I'm at least letting you drive a cart.
10. Posted by Michael | November 5, 2004 2:25 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:25
11. Posted by Eric | November 5, 2004 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GB 43: So this is what it feels like to bitch slap a Massachusetts Liberal?
GB 41: Don't get too cocky boy. You may have won re-election but I beat mine by 315 votes.
GB 43: You'd think after that they wouldn't run another one? And they call me stupid.
11. Posted by Eric | November 5, 2004 2:28 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:28
12. Posted by Duke | November 5, 2004 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dad, you've never told me I wasn't supposed to pee in the hole.
12. Posted by Duke | November 5, 2004 2:29 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:29
13. Posted by toddzilla | November 5, 2004 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't gloat, don't gloat, don't gloat..."
13. Posted by toddzilla | November 5, 2004 2:30 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:30
14. Posted by lawhawk | November 5, 2004 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Top 8 captions:
8) Dad, I know you wanted Kerry's head on the tee, but the best I could do was Lockhart.
7) Son, you really ought to reconsider your mulligan shot. Bouncing the tee shot off the remains of the DNC is worth blowing your score over.
6) 41 - I know that you beat my majority vote total, but you don't have to gloat
43 - I'm not gloating (snicker). Aw heck! I am gonna gloat
5) 43 - So who do I have to pay off over at Halliburton and Diebold for keeping this election so close?
41 - Shhh, you never can tell who is listening in...
43 - Heck, they know we know that they're listening in and we caught their BS on the memos. And the exit polls. So what's a few thousand votes among friends.
4) Damn, I knew this course had hazards on it, but the bloated carcass of Michael Moore on the 18th is a bitch to overcome, even for a scratch golfer.
3) Son, you know if you ever try to top me again politically, I'll wrap that 9 iron around that neck of yours.
2) Dad, you don't have to get upset over my mandate. I'm just trying to get your tax returns to come in lower than Teresa Heinz Kerry's.
1) Read my lips, fore more years!
14. Posted by lawhawk | November 5, 2004 2:37 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:37
15. Posted by Frank Martin | November 5, 2004 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43:Was That Helen Thomas?
41: Yeah.
43: I know what you mean....
41: Makes you want to burn every bed in the world doesn't it?
43. Yeah.
41: How 'bout That Elinor Clift?
43: Dont Go There Dad. Just.dont.go.there...
41: Heh...
43: Two Terms old man, Two Terms.
41: Changed your diapers, smartass.
43: I'm gonna be changing yours if you dont watch it.
(Long Silence)
41: Love ya, Son...
43: Love you too Dad...
15. Posted by Frank Martin | November 5, 2004 2:37 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:37
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dad, I just don't understand how you got a 12 on that last hole."
"Well, its like this, I missed the 10 foot putt for 11."
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43: "I'm not gonna lay-up, I'm going for it."
41: "Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture."
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:38 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:38
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This game just isn't as much fun without Rodney (Dangerfield)"
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:41 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:41
18. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | November 5, 2004 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Dad, you're taking us in the "Wrong Direction". The people want me to move this cart forward.
"Stop by the pro shop and get Kerry some balls."
18. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | November 5, 2004 2:41 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:41
19. Posted by KipEsquire | November 5, 2004 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Eddie Bauer...you?"
"Land's End."
19. Posted by KipEsquire | November 5, 2004 2:46 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:46
20. Posted by moseby | November 5, 2004 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GB 41: I'd like to think I won this second term for you, Dad.
GB 43: No, Son. You won this second term for AMERICA.
20. Posted by moseby | November 5, 2004 2:49 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:49
21. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 5, 2004 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Battery's gettin' lower, son. Get out and help Neil and Jeb push."
21. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 5, 2004 2:51 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:51
22. Posted by Tropean | November 5, 2004 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(voice-over)
"The impact of the spoiled pork rinds on the Presidents Bush was etched on their faces."
22. Posted by Tropean | November 5, 2004 2:56 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:56
23. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moseby, and it would really be funny if you switched the numbers around.
23. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 2:57 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:57
24. Posted by The WASP | November 5, 2004 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: More protesters?
43: yea, just wait and watch..
BANG!!
43: got em.
41: that's gotta hurt!
24. Posted by The WASP | November 5, 2004 2:58 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:58
25. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: Geez, it's bad enough that Krugman and those DU'ers are setting themselves on fire in the parking lot, but does Tuh-Ray-Sah have to streak out here naked?
41: I know, son. Put her in that spider hole.
25. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 2:58 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 14:58
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You hit the wrong ball, with the wrong club, at the wrong hole."
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2004 3:00 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:00
27. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: I thought Rather was banned from this club?
41: Me too. At least I had those NYT idiots blackballed.
43: Dad, you think Kerry's gonna have blue balls for awhile?
41: Son, speaking from experience, I can honestly say - yes.
27. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:02 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:02
28. Posted by Mikey | November 5, 2004 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Yep.
43: A-yep.
41: Heh, heh, heh.
43: Heh.
28. Posted by Mikey | November 5, 2004 3:03 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:03
29. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41: Son, I think your scoring has a deficit.
43: Dad - watch. I'll erase it on the back nine.
29. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:04 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:04
30. Posted by Brandt | November 5, 2004 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W pauses after 41 explains why there are notches on the presidential bed post in the White House.
30. Posted by Brandt | November 5, 2004 3:06 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:06
31. Posted by Roger | November 5, 2004 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grumpy and Sleepy play golf.
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W: Well, I've got four more years of free course passes.
HW: Payback's such a b****.
31. Posted by Roger | November 5, 2004 3:06 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:06
32. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | November 5, 2004 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-"Son, this golf stuff is just not as much fun as skydiving."
-"I know what you mean Dad. We played 9 holes so far and I didn't get to kill a single terrorist yet."
32. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | November 5, 2004 3:09 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:09
33. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
43: Sigh. Those blue state / city folk just don't get it, do they Dad?
41: No, son, they don't. Never have. Never will.
43: Thanks for teaching me to have a spine.
33. Posted by OneDrummer | November 5, 2004 3:10 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:10
34. Posted by trappedinmn | November 5, 2004 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hey dad, the Secret Service guys were telling me that they were rooting for me to win because if Kerry won, they all have to learn to windsurf -
34. Posted by trappedinmn | November 5, 2004 3:13 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:13
35. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | November 5, 2004 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Come on dad, stop bitching and pay up the five bucks! I won re-election with a third party candidate fair and square."
35. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | November 5, 2004 3:24 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:24
36. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | November 5, 2004 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Works better the other way around:
"I won re-election with a third party candidate fair and square! Now stop bitching and pay up the five bucks, Dad!"
36. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | November 5, 2004 3:26 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:26
37. Posted by FBandito | November 5, 2004 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeez dad, how many times do I have to tell you to lay off the burritos on golf day.
37. Posted by FBandito | November 5, 2004 3:28 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:28
38. Posted by Jim | November 5, 2004 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush 41: Oh gosh son, I hit that Liberal in the head with that last shot. D'ya think he's hurt bad?
Bush 43: Don't sweat it, pop. They all have plates in their heads. It's a good thing you did hit him in the head. Otherwise you might have actually hurt something. Now watch me hit this ball.
38. Posted by Jim | November 5, 2004 3:30 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:30
39. Posted by player of blues | November 5, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The mood turned south after W made an ill-advised one termer joke.
39. Posted by player of blues | November 5, 2004 3:32 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2004 15:32
40. Posted by Mad Jayhawk | November 5, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Was that John Kerry or a squirrel we just ran over?
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