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hahaha. i'm just hoping th... (Below threshold)1. Posted by ian | November 11, 2004 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hahaha. i'm just hoping that someone finally shaves that god-awful retina-burning disgusting curly mangy-ass hair from his repugnant face before the viewing. for too many years i've been stirred to nausea by the sight of his cheek pubes on television. if for no other reason than that, good riddance.
1. Posted by ian | November 11, 2004 8:36 AM |
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2. Posted by Mark | November 11, 2004 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chevy Chase, so he can go over there and declare "Yasser Arafat is still dead!"
2. Posted by Mark | November 11, 2004 8:39 AM |
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3. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2004 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David Letterman, so he can do a TOP TEN reasons that PM Sharon wasn't invited.
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2004 8:48 AM |
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4. Posted by joe | November 11, 2004 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Send Charles Manson. They are both cut from the same cloth, one was respectable (?) and the other wasn't.
4. Posted by joe | November 11, 2004 8:49 AM |
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5. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill and Hilliary would cause an international incident by sleeping through most of the ceremony.
5. Posted by julie | November 11, 2004 9:18 AM |
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6. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 11, 2004 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The United States should not be represented by a person, but a MOAB.
The memorial and funeral will be the most target-rich environments that have assembled in years... decades.
6. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 11, 2004 9:19 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 09:19
7. Posted by andre3000 | November 11, 2004 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He should send John Edwards. The jokes are too plentiful... I'll just leave it to others to write them down.
7. Posted by andre3000 | November 11, 2004 9:36 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 09:36
8. Posted by lawhawk | November 11, 2004 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jimmy Carter can go. After all, he thought that Arafat was a duly elected leader of the Palestinian people, he apparently wants to go, and Generalissimo Franco couldn't attend.
Only Carter would be allowed a one-way ticket. Who says that we have to take him back...
8. Posted by lawhawk | November 11, 2004 9:39 AM |
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9. Posted by the UNPOPULIST | November 11, 2004 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Too late.
9. Posted by the UNPOPULIST | November 11, 2004 9:42 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 09:42
10. Posted by Jon | November 11, 2004 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think a suicide bomber would be the most appropriate envoy. Burn in hell Arafat.
10. Posted by Jon | November 11, 2004 10:13 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 10:13
11. Posted by Al | November 11, 2004 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindie England.
11. Posted by Al | November 11, 2004 12:04 PM |
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12. Posted by Jay Tea | November 11, 2004 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unpopulist, don't pollute the issues with facts...
And Jon, in honor of Team America, how about an explosives-laden Michael Moore?
J.
12. Posted by Jay Tea | November 11, 2004 12:37 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 12:37
13. Posted by McGehee | November 11, 2004 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...how about an explosives-laden Michael Moore?
What are you trying to do, plunge the entire planet into a thousand years of winter darkness?
13. Posted by McGehee | November 11, 2004 12:48 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2004 12:48
14. Posted by Jay Tea | November 11, 2004 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee, it'd be worth it...
J.
14. Posted by Jay Tea | November 11, 2004 12:51 PM |
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15. Posted by Sean | November 11, 2004 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MOAB is a good idea. Or a division of Marines, combat ready, to ... uh ... "meet and greet" the "honored" guests sure to show up.
15. Posted by Sean | November 11, 2004 1:35 PM |
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16. Posted by Oyster | November 11, 2004 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Send the whole freakin Hollywood crew then People mag can do a "best dressed" issue.
16. Posted by Oyster | November 11, 2004 2:29 PM |
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17. Posted by mshyde | November 11, 2004 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGhehee
...how about an explosives-laden Michael Moore?
What are you trying to do, plunge the entire planet into a thousand years of winter darkness?
LMAO!
How about J.Edwards, he can have a splendid bad hair day with the arafish.
If there's a fund starting for the one way tickets for the weasel and hitlery, I'd like to donate.
17. Posted by mshyde | November 11, 2004 2:47 PM |
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18. Posted by J Mann | November 11, 2004 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Munchkin City Coroner. I want him to walk up to the coffin and sing his little song from the Wizard of Oz.
(Then the Mayor of the Munchkin City can thank Mossad for doing it so "neatly" and "discreetly." I kid!!)
18. Posted by J Mann | November 11, 2004 2:50 PM |
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19. Posted by Jon | November 11, 2004 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, Michael Moore would make a good suicide bomber, lots of schrapnel... a MOAB or a Daisy Cutter, in lieu of flowers, would also be appropriate.
How many thousands of people have been murdered on his orders, or by his supporters? Frankly, what astonishes and disgusts me is that Israel has allowed him to live, unharmed, for the last 40 years. Exile my *ss, they should have put a bullet in his head back in the sixties.
Mossad? Naaa, the rumor is that he died from AIDS. Apparently, there have been rumors circulating for decades that he is homosexual. Powerline has a post on it today. I'd like to know if that's actually true. But really, who goes for years without seeing their wife?
Jon
19. Posted by Jon | November 11, 2004 3:40 PM |
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20. Posted by scott | November 11, 2004 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But really, who goes for years without seeing their wife?
20. Posted by scott | November 11, 2004 7:33 PM |
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21. Posted by scott | November 11, 2004 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry! Cut off- bad connection.
But really, who goes for years without seeing their wife?
Old Yasser might have been the offspring of a syphilitic cow and a gangrenous buzzard- but he wasn't dumb...
21. Posted by scott | November 11, 2004 7:43 PM |
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22. Posted by Michael Kazmac | November 11, 2004 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I vote for Barbara Streisand. She'll do a rendition of "Memories" that will bring down the house of terrorists. That is, until they find out she's Jewish.
22. Posted by Michael Kazmac | November 11, 2004 8:50 PM |
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23. Posted by Shy Person | November 12, 2004 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Send Village People! (Or some good Village People impersonators.)They can sing the appropriate funeral dirge:
"Macho, macho man! I want to be a macho man..."
Not that there's anything wrong with THAT.
23. Posted by Shy Person | November 12, 2004 9:43 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2004 09:43