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Does anyone have any idea WTF Anna Nicole Smith was blathering about last night on the American Music Awards? Better yet, can anyone name the combination of drugs and/or alcohol she was under the influence of?
Update: The video has surfaced, so you can watch for yourself.
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Can anyone tell me what com... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 15, 2004 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Can anyone tell me what combination of drugs and/or alcohol it requires to WATCH the American Music Awards show?
1. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 15, 2004 11:38 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:38
2. Posted by PTG | November 15, 2004 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We used to call them "goofballs"; combining amphetamine and barbiturates, they produce the observed Anna Nicole Smith effect. Like dead drunk but mobile. You can add alcohol if you want, but you won't notice the effect.
2. Posted by PTG | November 15, 2004 11:44 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:44
3. Posted by Aaron | November 15, 2004 11:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
She was clearly hopped up on some bad Trim Spa.
3. Posted by Aaron | November 15, 2004 11:45 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:45
4. Posted by Jeremy | November 15, 2004 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's Trim Spa, Baby!"
4. Posted by Jeremy | November 15, 2004 11:48 AM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 11:48
5. Posted by NCTRNL | November 15, 2004 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All I know is that crappy awards show took the place of two great shows...Desperate Housewives and Boston Legal....DENNY CRANE!!!!!
5. Posted by NCTRNL | November 15, 2004 12:08 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:08
6. Posted by Dodd | November 15, 2004 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it just me or are her and Michael Jackson's looks starting to converge?
6. Posted by Dodd | November 15, 2004 12:15 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:15
7. Posted by Beth | November 15, 2004 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
are her and Michael Jackson's looks starting to converge?
WOW, you're right!
7. Posted by Beth | November 15, 2004 12:29 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:29
8. Posted by Anachronda | November 15, 2004 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can anyone tell me what combination of drugs and/or alcohol it requires to WATCH the American Music Awards show?
I can't speak for everyone, of course, but in my case it's called wife.
8. Posted by Anachronda | November 15, 2004 12:32 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:32
9. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It appears she's suffering from prolonged exposure to helium.
9. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 12:43 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 12:43
10. Posted by Kin | November 15, 2004 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude...it's Michael Jackson!
10. Posted by Kin | November 15, 2004 1:29 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 13:29
11. Posted by Oyster | November 15, 2004 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whoa! In real life, these people pitied.
11. Posted by Oyster | November 15, 2004 1:30 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 13:30
12. Posted by Oyster | November 15, 2004 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ARE pitied. ARE pitied. (I couldn't cancel quick enough.)
12. Posted by Oyster | November 15, 2004 1:31 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 13:31
13. Posted by Michael | November 15, 2004 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was too busy looking at her mams to hear anything she said...ZZTop Pearl Necklace anyone?
13. Posted by Michael | November 15, 2004 1:45 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 13:45
14. Posted by Steven Taylor | November 15, 2004 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What! Boston Legal was preempted for that? Ugh. (I hadn't checked TiVo to notice as yet).
14. Posted by Steven Taylor | November 15, 2004 1:46 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 13:46
15. Posted by Hunter | November 15, 2004 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Heh ... Apparently her publicist browses WhizBang! and got to the publishers fast....They put a block on the direct link to the video and pulled it from the article.... "Protecting the brand name and one remaining brain cell (non-functional)"....
- I never watch the AMA's...But if this is any indication of the typical fair they should consider a "Most suffering viewer" award....
15. Posted by Hunter | November 15, 2004 2:36 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 14:36
16. Posted by McGehee | November 15, 2004 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe she was wishing she'd managed to bag Cheney.
16. Posted by McGehee | November 15, 2004 3:42 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 15:42
17. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 4:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Actual transcript from ANS's appearance last night:
ANS: (unintelligible)
17. Posted by andre3000 | November 15, 2004 4:21 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 16:21
18. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 15, 2004 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In college some friends of mine and I had the misfortune of renting "The Piano" since it was supposed to be Oscar worthy, etc. That's when we came up with the not so cryptic use of a person's sirname if refering to their, ehem, untouchables. For example:
Holly showed her Hunter
or
Harvey showed his Keitel (eeewwwww)
"Dick showed his Cheney" seems redundant. What does a person do in such a case? Is it like there never being an end to asking "Why"?
18. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 15, 2004 4:28 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 16:28
19. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 15, 2004 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whoa! Wrong thread... guess it's appropriate here, eh?
Maybe instead of getting "Wizbanginged" Anna Nicole's Smith got Cheneyed...
19. Posted by Editor, Living Room Section | November 15, 2004 4:36 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 16:36
20. Posted by leelu | November 15, 2004 7:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michael Jackson has tits now?
Eccch. Retch.
20. Posted by leelu | November 15, 2004 7:36 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 19:36
21. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 15, 2004 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Osama Bin Laden got away with 22 billion from swindles involving UN Oil For Food.
Maybe she'll go after him... or perhaps Sufa Arafat?
21. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 15, 2004 9:39 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 21:39
22. Posted by fox news fan | November 15, 2004 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't know why I ever thought she was good looking.
22. Posted by fox news fan | November 15, 2004 9:50 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 21:50
23. Posted by McGehee | November 15, 2004 9:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I hope her late husbands got their money's worth -- but I doubt it.
23. Posted by McGehee | November 15, 2004 9:52 PM |
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Posted on November 15, 2004 21:52
24. Posted by Jim | November 16, 2004 12:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stop picking on my woman!!! I'll handle this. I'll get her home and give her a good spanking. LOL
24. Posted by Jim | November 16, 2004 12:26 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 00:26
25. Posted by Seth | November 16, 2004 3:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yes Anna Nicole, you've been Wizgangbanged.
25. Posted by Seth | November 16, 2004 3:58 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 03:58
26. Posted by austin mls | November 16, 2004 6:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ugh! I thought she'd look better when she lost weight. Apparently not.
She looks like RuPaul.
26. Posted by austin mls | November 16, 2004 6:01 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 06:01
27. Posted by jmflynny | November 16, 2004 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When she first showed up on the scene, back in the early nineties, she was one of the most striking women I had ever seen. And, even now, I still think she's beautiful, but...what a freaking whack job.
And, yes, Boston Legal was preempted for that crap.
I salute you, Denny Crane!
27. Posted by jmflynny | November 16, 2004 7:38 AM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 07:38
28. Posted by Karen | November 16, 2004 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This totally ruined my Sunday night. I love Desperate Housewives and Boston Legal. It's the only night have to relax and watch a bit of well scripted TV hi-jinks. There are too many awards shows and they are all over rated.
28. Posted by Karen | November 16, 2004 6:28 PM |
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Posted on November 16, 2004 18:28