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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: December 3, 2004 - 4:19 PM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for this picture:

Toyota Motor Corp. (news - web sites)'s new concept vehicle i-unit is driven in during its unveiling performance in Tokyo Friday, Dec. 3, 2004. The one-seater i-unit that resembled a wheelchair, designed to help people get around, will be displayed at an exposition in Aichi, central Japan, next year. (AP Photo/Shuji Kajiyama)


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"I don't know about you, bu... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by jp | December 3, 2004 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jp:

"I don't know about you, but porta-potties are getting too complicated!"

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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:27

Hillary Clinton introduces ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Billski | December 3, 2004 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Billski:

Hillary Clinton introduces the latest in liberal fashion; the Tinfoil Suit.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:31

Wonkette fashions the next ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Wonkette fashions the next generation of Moonbat Gear

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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:34

This is the jet pack they p... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Robert | December 3, 2004 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert:

This is the jet pack they promised me???

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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:37

After falling from a horse ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by MojoMark | December 3, 2004 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MojoMark:

After falling from a horse and being paralyzed, Yoko Ono tries out her new wheelchair.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:45

Hillary Clinton arrives dri... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by SixHertz | December 3, 2004 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SixHertz:

Hillary Clinton arrives driving her new 2008 election vehicle.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:50

Hillary Clinton stars in Di... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Jeff | December 3, 2004 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Hillary Clinton stars in Disney's Willy Wonka on Ice.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:52

That's nothing...you should... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Chrees | December 3, 2004 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

That's nothing...you should see the horse that used that stirrup...

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:04

Laura Bush unveils her Seco... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by KipEsquire | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KipEsquire:

Laura Bush unveils her Second Inaugural dress.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:17

Janeane Garofalo unveils he... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by OneDrummer | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Janeane Garofalo unveils her new Vagina Sedgeway scotter....

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:17

Ushi Nakagawa - aka the hum... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by King Air | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
King Air:

Ushi Nakagawa - aka the human sperm - prepares for launch in the latest version of Woody Allen's mythical "Orgasmitron."

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:17

Teresa Heinz-Kerry, shown i... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by OneDrummer | December 3, 2004 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Teresa Heinz-Kerry, shown in her new stage dress, stars in the new off-broadway hit Logan's Run Meets The Vaginal Monologues.....

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:23

Just released: the fully po... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by E. Nough | December 3, 2004 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
E. Nough:

Just released: the fully portable John Kerry impersonation kit!

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:28

The winner of The Rebel Bil... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Editor | December 3, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Editor:

The winner of The Rebel Billionaire rolls out in Virgin's newest form of transportation and declares she will "roll around the World" in a fortnight.

14. Posted by Editor | December 3, 2004 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2004 17:39

And you thought John Kerry'... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by TallDave | December 3, 2004 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TallDave:

And you thought John Kerry's bunny suit was funny-looking!

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:40

With his passing, the evide... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by RightWingDuck | December 3, 2004 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RightWingDuck:

With his passing, the evidence starts to leak out: Secret Proof that Christopher Reeves was gay.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:41

Ruth Buzzi. The later years... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by RightWingDuck | December 3, 2004 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RightWingDuck:

Ruth Buzzi. The later years.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:42

The latest fashion trend fo... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by salomeh | December 3, 2004 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
salomeh:

The latest fashion trend for break-through bloggers: It's pajamas, It's a toilet, It's both! (Shown here in the lefty foil version, also available in genuine deerskin for the right-of-center set.)

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:42

Steven Hawking shows off hi... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Tim McNabb | December 3, 2004 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim McNabb:

Steven Hawking shows off his new wheelchair, a gift from Elton John.

Tim McNabb
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:48

> And you thought the o... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by See-Dubya | December 3, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See-Dubya:

> And you thought the outside of the Clinton Library looked trashy.

>Mrs. Snow Miser is in hot pursuit of some icicle.

> Still, some environmental activists found the Prius too bulky and inefficient, leading Toyota to introduce the miniscule, underdeveloped Preemus.

20. Posted by See-Dubya | December 3, 2004 5:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2004 17:50

Where's the mothership? Di... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Krispy | December 3, 2004 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Krispy:

Where's the mothership? Did it leave me behind AGAIN?!

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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:51

Hey, it's just Theresa Hein... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Hey, it's just Theresa Heinz-Kerry in her latest tractor, down on the farm in Pennsylvania. She has hubby in the trunk. Which is under her seat. Hillary chose the color scheme. Which is in honor of the Presidential Library's Adult Wing. Thus, the knee pads.

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Arrhggghhh, that was awful! I admit it, terrible, awful, bad.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:01

It's the Giant Rock Cocaine... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

It's the Giant Rock Cocaine Chair!

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:04

Keoki Masahashi, come on do... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Uncle Mikey | December 3, 2004 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uncle Mikey:

Keoki Masahashi, come on down! You're the next contestant on Elephant Diarrhea Roulette!

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:06

Behold! The Fruits of Embr... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jennifer | December 3, 2004 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Behold! The Fruits of Embryonic Stem Cell Research!

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:06

- Ok you wookies .... Where... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Hunter | December 3, 2004 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hunter:

- Ok you wookies .... Wheres that stud muffin Jubba the Hutt hiding....I know he's around here somewhere....(cortesy of Electric Vagina Weekly)

26. Posted by Hunter | December 3, 2004 6:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2004 18:07

"We will unleash Monster Ze... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Patrick Chester | December 3, 2004 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Patrick Chester:

"We will unleash Monster Zero upon your pathetic planet unless you pay us.... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:19

Although millions of dollar... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Although millions of dollars had been spent on marketing studies that proved conclusively that 69% percent of males over the age of 18 would seriously consider buying a Singular Transportation Device (STD) shaped like a giant vagina, once Motor Trend Magazine coined the phrase Motor City Muff Driver sales projections plummeted. In the end the services of Mary Cheney had to be obtained to model the vehicle at the 2006 Detroit Auto Show and the CRVX 3000 turned out to be an abysmal failure.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:20

Eventually the woman, whose... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Eventually the woman, whose name was eventually found to be Doris, from a Jerry Seinfeld episode, landed one more entertainment gig that she seemed singularly suited for.

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 3, 2004 18:24

The Vagina Travelogues</... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The Vagina Travelogues

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:39

"Wow, these winterfresh min... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Omni | December 3, 2004 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Omni:

"Wow, these winterfresh mints really ARE cool!!"

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:39

An early sneak peek of Capt... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by LF | December 3, 2004 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LF:

An early sneak peek of Captain Christopher "Kris" Pike, in fabulous full costume, on the set of the long awaited Star Trek: The Rainbow Generation.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:45

Wonkette unveils the 2005 M... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Barbara | December 3, 2004 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barbara:

Wonkette unveils the 2005 MoonBat-Mobile.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:49

Depressed liberals can fina... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Thomas Galvin | December 3, 2004 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thomas Galvin:

Depressed liberals can finally get their spirits lifted up by entering a virtual world in which John Kerry has been elected President of the United States.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:05

EQ's answer to catassing</p... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Allium | December 3, 2004 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

EQ's answer to catassing

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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:07

Think that sucks? <a href=... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | December 3, 2004 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

Think that sucks? This sucks worse.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:08

<a href="http://www.news24.... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Andrew Y. | December 3, 2004 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andrew Y.:

Anna Nicole Smith's third appearance at an awards ceremony in a month is finally a success at Kim Jong Il's first annual Commy Awards.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:27

Michael Jackson reports to ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Teflon93 | December 3, 2004 7:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

Michael Jackson reports to prison in-processing at San Quentin.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:29

Laura Bush unveils her Seco... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by kenny | December 3, 2004 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kenny:

Laura Bush unveils her Second Inaugural dress.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:34

"Hi,my name is Norbu Kai Sc... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 3, 2004 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moon Monkey:

"Hi,my name is Norbu Kai Schitz,I just swallowed an IPod and the good folks at Reynolds Aluminum took this picture!"

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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:39

The French Government today... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by jd watson | December 3, 2004 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jd watson:

The French Government today unveiled their prototype lunar rover. Though problems still remain, and France currently has no lunar exploration program, the announcement was hailed as a brilliant move to counter-balance the gauche functionalism of past American and Russian products, positioning the French fashion industry to capitalize on the need for a cultured aesthetic in the 21st century space market.

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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:40

Hillary Clinton reenacts th... (Below threshold)

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