It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This picture should inspire some great captions.
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Hey, it's snowing! We can d... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Cybrludite | December 24, 2004 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, it's snowing! We can drive like they do in New Orleans during clear weather!
1. Posted by Cybrludite | December 24, 2004 3:24 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 15:24
2. Posted by Kathleen | December 24, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I must find a way to stop Christmas from coming; but how?" Then, the ACLU got an idea. It got a wonderfully awful idea. "Why, we'll build a weather machine so strong and so sweet it'll make the whole Midwest one great big ice sheet!"
2. Posted by Kathleen | December 24, 2004 3:32 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 15:32
3. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 24, 2004 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One gift that's not flying off of store shelves this Christmas is "The Sims 2: Holiday Travel Expansion Pack."
3. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 24, 2004 3:55 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 15:55
4. Posted by Glenn Dobson | December 24, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mary remembered parking her SUV at the top of the hill. "... it was 4-wheel drive with the Kerry/Edwards sticker on the back " she told the officer, paused and thought ..." why does is this seem familar ? "
4. Posted by Glenn Dobson | December 24, 2004 4:33 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 16:33
5. Posted by Doug | December 24, 2004 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A.P. Exclusive
With global warming , the high price of gasoline , and the terrible Bush economy , the streets were nearly deserted for this "worst holiday season in the last 50 years."
5. Posted by Doug | December 24, 2004 4:48 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 16:48
6. Posted by Billll | December 24, 2004 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The annual Miami convention of Cocaine importers and dealers was unusually well attended this year, after a passing gust of wind blew some of the party favors off the reception tables on the penthouse level of the hotel.
6. Posted by Billll | December 24, 2004 4:51 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 16:51
7. Posted by Angie | December 24, 2004 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thinks all the males out on the road, "If I wasn't married, I could be home in my underwear watching tv, but instead I'm stuck driving to her relatives on this crappy day."
7. Posted by Angie | December 24, 2004 5:01 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 17:01
8. Posted by Teflon93 | December 24, 2004 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Blue State Exodus ran into a snag today when would-be refugees realized you need a boat or a plane to get to France.
8. Posted by Teflon93 | December 24, 2004 5:03 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 17:03
9. Posted by -S- | December 24, 2004 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Little Stevie finally catches up to his parents at the top of the hill and blurts out:
"Hey, DAAAD, you and that SUV over there are holding up something like miles and miles of cars! What's the problem? WHYYY?"
Dad in the vehicle responds:
"The SUV stepped on my sandal! So I took his keys! Go call the copsss, I can't get a signal while I'm parked here!!"
9. Posted by -S- | December 24, 2004 5:05 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 17:05
10. Posted by -S- | December 24, 2004 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats practice "Canada driving."
Note that there appears to be a lot more practice needed, particularly when none of the Democrats drive vehicles prepared to survive the weather conditions anywhere.
10. Posted by -S- | December 24, 2004 5:08 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 17:08
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 24, 2004 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wheeeee... coast dad, coast."
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 24, 2004 5:12 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 17:12
12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 24, 2004 5:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan wanted a vehicle that was the perfect marriage of mid-size sedan and luxury SUV.
12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 24, 2004 5:18 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 17:18
13. Posted by Allium | December 24, 2004 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Kerry/Edwards camp suddenly realized maybe Canada wasnt the best place to move to.
13. Posted by Allium | December 24, 2004 5:42 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 17:42
14. Posted by -S- | December 24, 2004 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Someone stops to ask the Democrats in Washington State why they didn't stop at the red light.
14. Posted by -S- | December 24, 2004 6:05 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 18:05
15. Posted by MetallicaRat | December 24, 2004 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Soon after, Chicago banned cell phone usage, as the radiation confused drivers' inner compass.
15. Posted by MetallicaRat | December 24, 2004 6:51 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 18:51
16. Posted by IR | December 24, 2004 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Witnesses said that the Bing Crosby statue which the town has regarded with so much pride in the past was separated in three separate pieces, and removal of Crosby's trademark pipe from one of those segements won't occur without the services of a welder and a vice grips.
16. Posted by IR | December 24, 2004 7:22 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 19:22
17. Posted by KipEsquire | December 24, 2004 10:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The much-anticpated Fox special effects sequel "The Day After the Day After Tomorrow" finished a disappointing 17th at the box office over Christmas weekend...
17. Posted by KipEsquire | December 24, 2004 10:57 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 22:57
18. Posted by Eric | December 24, 2004 10:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grand Theft Auto: Fargo had amazing graphics, but the gameplay leaves a lot to be desired.
18. Posted by Eric | December 24, 2004 10:58 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 22:58
19. Posted by Mara | December 24, 2004 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm dreaming of a white winter holiday,
just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
to hear non-religious holiday oriented bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white winter holiday,
with every winter solstice card I write
May your days be merry (but not in a religious holiday sort of way) and bright,
and may all your winter holidays be white
This storm and song were brought to you by global warming and the ACLU - sucking the fun out of holiday year in and year out.
19. Posted by Mara | December 24, 2004 11:31 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 23:31
20. Posted by OneDrummer | December 24, 2004 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was not the white Christmas Marion Berry had envisioned....
20. Posted by OneDrummer | December 24, 2004 11:47 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 23:47
21. Posted by OneDrummer | December 24, 2004 11:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seattlelites discover mixing last night's Mexican food with a quad-shot Venti Mocha and driving without studded snow tires can really become a pain in the ass....
21. Posted by OneDrummer | December 24, 2004 11:52 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 23:52
22. Posted by OneDrummer | December 24, 2004 11:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Courtney Love's luggage somehow disembarked from a recent United Airlines flight over Los Angeles, residents thought once again the forecasters at NOAA had too much to drink at their holiday party, by predicting sunshine for Christmas.
22. Posted by OneDrummer | December 24, 2004 11:57 PM |
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Posted on December 24, 2004 23:57
23. Posted by docweasel | December 25, 2004 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the migration to the red states continues, officials ask that the last person out of the Rust Belt please turn the lights off.
23. Posted by docweasel | December 25, 2004 12:04 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 00:04
24. Posted by Eric | December 25, 2004 12:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"... "Are we there yet?"...
24. Posted by Eric | December 25, 2004 12:18 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 00:18
25. Posted by -S- | December 25, 2004 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The driver of a burgundy SUV thinks to him/herself, "I am SO smart...I mean, I am SO smart, SO SMART. Puny humans."
25. Posted by -S- | December 25, 2004 12:54 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 00:54
26. Posted by -S- | December 25, 2004 12:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Meanwhile, the driver of a very big, red delivery truck ponders just how many cars he can scrunch over and how far he can get before someone stops him...
26. Posted by -S- | December 25, 2004 12:56 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 00:56
27. Posted by Perry Peterson | December 25, 2004 1:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Check that *!@X!* map again Agnes, it can’t be snowing where the cable cars run! Where’s Lombard Street?
27. Posted by Perry Peterson | December 25, 2004 1:15 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 01:15
28. Posted by McCain | December 25, 2004 3:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Moore farted.
28. Posted by McCain | December 25, 2004 3:38 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 03:38
29. Posted by Justin B | December 25, 2004 3:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grand Theft Auto 7 - Challenge 8b Strategy Guide
Steal Beer truck and run over as many Californians with Kerry - Edwards stickers on them as you can in 3 minutes. Don't worry about retaliation as they are against carrying guns.
29. Posted by Justin B | December 25, 2004 3:50 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 03:50
30. Posted by ginabina in Hawaii | December 25, 2004 6:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Hawaii only wasn't a blue state, it would be perfect!
30. Posted by ginabina in Hawaii | December 25, 2004 6:13 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 06:13
31. Posted by epador | December 25, 2004 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away...
31. Posted by epador | December 25, 2004 7:26 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 07:26
32. Posted by PTG | December 25, 2004 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The traffic soon reached an equilibrium; the cars with the least traction settled to the bottom of the draw, those with chains formed an outer ring. As the gas ran out, the cars settled into a snowy tableaux that brought an eerie sense of rightness to the old physics teacher.
32. Posted by PTG | December 25, 2004 8:17 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 08:17
33. Posted by RickZ | December 25, 2004 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
Driving . . . our SUV-eee's!"
33. Posted by RickZ | December 25, 2004 9:02 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 09:02
34. Posted by RR | December 25, 2004 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rush Hour in Bogota, Colombia
34. Posted by RR | December 25, 2004 10:39 AM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 10:39
35. Posted by Tropean | December 25, 2004 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ah think ah kin, ah think ah kin, ah think ah kin . . . .
Dangit Hillary, push harder!!!!!!"
35. Posted by Tropean | December 25, 2004 2:19 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 14:19
36. Posted by McCain | December 25, 2004 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As a lone Berkeley liberal carries out his post-election threat to move to Canada, the Candians begin a counter-attack against the U.S.
36. Posted by McCain | December 25, 2004 4:58 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 16:58
37. Posted by McCain | December 25, 2004 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Concerned environmentalists flock to Al Gore's annual symposium on global warming.
37. Posted by McCain | December 25, 2004 5:01 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 17:01
38. Posted by jesse | December 25, 2004 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't ya just love last minute Christmas Eve shopping??? js
38. Posted by jesse | December 25, 2004 6:10 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 18:10
39. Posted by Maggie | December 25, 2004 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bostonians sufferng from PEST were stranded on local streets as a snow storm moved in. Unable to get to the group therapy session, their depression reach an incredible depth. Despondent, they just placed their cars in PARK, and refused to move another inch until a nationwide recount was held.
39. Posted by Maggie | December 25, 2004 6:36 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 18:36
40. Posted by Peakah | December 25, 2004 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The race was on late Christmas Eve up the icy hill to the very last "I Can Potty Elmo" at the WalMart atop the hill.
Aggressively the 2 wheel drive vehicles encounter problems while the 4x4 pickup at the bottom of the hill jockeys for position to overtake the under equiped leaders in order to make the mad dash to aisle 8 where the last Elmo awaits.
Lets go to our sideline reporter Melissa Stark for an update on the leaders who seem to have found some trouble.
What can you tell us Melissa?
40. Posted by Peakah | December 25, 2004 9:09 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2004 21:09
41. Posted by Allium | December 26, 2004 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ahh, honey? You missed the turn off to my mothers house.
41. Posted by Allium | December 26, 2004 11:12 AM |
