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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: March 18, 2005 - 3:13 PM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder (R) signals for the translation as French President Jacques Chirac makes opening remarks at a joint press conference at the Elysee Palace in Paris, March 18, 2005. Chirac met with Schroeder, Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, and Russian President Vladimir Putin for informal talks about relations between the European Union and Russia. REUTERS/John Schults


Winners will be announced Sunday.

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Comments (120)

Embrace TyrannyAsk W... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Matt | March 18, 2005 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Embrace Tyranny
Ask What's Wrong with Tyranny

Hey! We're missing a monkey over here!

1. Posted by Matt | March 18, 2005 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:17

Schroeder: "It's being tran... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Jinx McHue | March 18, 2005 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jinx McHue:

Schroeder: "It's being translated for me and I still have no freaking clue what this French weenie is talking about!:

2. Posted by Jinx McHue | March 18, 2005 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:17

I have no caption for the p... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by arb | March 18, 2005 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
arb:

I have no caption for the photo, but damn, you pick some great shots for this contest!

3. Posted by arb | March 18, 2005 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:20

"Cuz I chiRock tha hizouse,... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Brant | March 18, 2005 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brant:

"Cuz I chiRock tha hizouse, ya knizow! West-siiiide!"

"Does this guy not realize he's white?"

4. Posted by Brant | March 18, 2005 3:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:21

Don't look at us. We really... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by slarrow | March 18, 2005 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
slarrow:

Don't look at us. We really don't know what's happening either. But as soon as we can figure out how to take credit for it, we'll let you know.

5. Posted by slarrow | March 18, 2005 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:22

"What, you think we really ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rfp | March 18, 2005 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rfp:

"What, you think we really get along ??'

6. Posted by rfp | March 18, 2005 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:25

Schroeder: "I can't believe... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 18, 2005 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

Schroeder: "I can't believe it either. The shame is that no matter how many times I show him, he still forgets the universal surrender pose despite his pedigree."

7. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 18, 2005 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:26

Schroeder: Wow....all i did... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by johnny | March 18, 2005 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
johnny:

Schroeder: Wow....all i did is ask Chirac here what the best place for the German Army to park its tanks in Paris was, but now he's giving me directions and won't shutup!

8. Posted by johnny | March 18, 2005 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:29

"No no no! You put both han... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by metrognome57 | March 18, 2005 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
metrognome57:

"No no no! You put both hands IN!!!!! you moron!"

9. Posted by metrognome57 | March 18, 2005 3:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:30

Caption - AP Newswire - Sho... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 18, 2005 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

Caption - AP Newswire - Shown here at the E.U. summit, Chirac and Schroeder visually demonstrate the dimensions of their ineptitude.

10. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 18, 2005 3:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:33

Schroeder: "I don't unders... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Pat | March 18, 2005 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Schroeder: "I don't understand his rationale. I just do what he tells me."

11. Posted by Pat | March 18, 2005 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:37

Chirac: "When I was ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Macker | March 18, 2005 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Macker:

Chirac: "When I was a JERK..."
Schroeder: "I give up! I can NEVER escape from that damned New York Soda Jerk story of his!"

12. Posted by Macker | March 18, 2005 3:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:39

Chirac and Schroeder argue ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 18, 2005 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AnonymousDrivel:

Chirac and Schroeder argue over the girth and length of Saddam's bankroll.

13. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | March 18, 2005 3:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:40

"Head and shoulders, knees ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by DeputyHeadmistress | March 18, 2005 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DeputyHeadmistress:

"Head and shoulders, knees and toes...."

14. Posted by DeputyHeadmistress | March 18, 2005 3:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:52

Chirac: "Cause the Boyz in ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by howard_deans_failed_gay_marriage | March 18, 2005 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
howard_deans_failed_gay_marriage:

Chirac: "Cause the Boyz in tha Bourgogne are always hard..."

Schroeder: "You mess with the Reich, and we'll punch your card..."

15. Posted by howard_deans_failed_gay_marriage | March 18, 2005 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:53

Chirac: He put his arms ar... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by FloridaOyster | March 18, 2005 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FloridaOyster:

Chirac: He put his arms around me like this!
Shroeder: I thought he needed a hug!

16. Posted by FloridaOyster | March 18, 2005 3:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:55

Chirac: "It's ME! ME! It'... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by JM | March 18, 2005 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JM:

Chirac: "It's ME! ME! It's all about ME!"

Schroeder: "What the **** is he talking about?!"

17. Posted by JM | March 18, 2005 3:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 15:57

Chirac: "Non. nes pas, when... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Faith+1 | March 18, 2005 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Chirac: "Non. nes pas, when I said Iraq was a mistake and Bush was wrong I really meant he was doing the right thing. Your simple minds could not properly understand my language."

Schroeder: "Problems with the US? Nein. There are no problems. What problems? I zee noTHING!"

18. Posted by Faith+1 | March 18, 2005 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:03

Schroeder: "Eh, I know he c... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 18, 2005 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Schroeder: "Eh, I know he can't breath. But don't ask me to give him the Heimlich, that filthy frenchman hasn't bathed."

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 18, 2005 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:03

"The daddy mack'll make you... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by JimK | March 18, 2005 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"The daddy mack'll make you..."
"...Jump, Jump!"

20. Posted by JimK | March 18, 2005 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:03

"Chirac and Chavez expresse... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 18, 2005 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

"Chirac and Chavez expressed their firendly disagreement on whether UN peacekeepers preferred 'small but losided' or 'so big you need both hands to lift them'"

21. Posted by yetanotherjohn | March 18, 2005 4:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:07

As Chirac demonstrates the ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by bullwinkle | March 18, 2005 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bullwinkle:

As Chirac demonstrates the proper way to wrap oneself in a white flag Schroder shows the French audience how to raise their hands and wonders how he's ever going to feed that many prisoners.

22. Posted by bullwinkle | March 18, 2005 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:08

"Did Herr Chirac say Simon ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Hodink | March 18, 2005 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Did Herr Chirac say Simon Says or nein?"

23. Posted by Hodink | March 18, 2005 4:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:10

Chirac - 'Gerhard, fo shizz... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by OneDrummer | March 18, 2005 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Chirac - 'Gerhard, fo shizzle ma nizzle... this is how you throw down the hizzle signs dawg....'

Schroeder - 'I thought the only signs you knew were surrender, like this.'

24. Posted by OneDrummer | March 18, 2005 4:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:10

"He touche-d moi!""N... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Red Fog | March 18, 2005 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red Fog:

"He touche-d moi!"
"Nein, I-ch did NOT!"
"Wee, YOU did!"
"NO, did nicht"
"Du DID!"
"Did nicht"
"Did"
"Nicht"

25. Posted by Red Fog | March 18, 2005 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:12

Charades was not going well... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Hermoine | March 18, 2005 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

Charades was not going well for these two.

26. Posted by Hermoine | March 18, 2005 4:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:14

Two celebrity judges react ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Brian J. | March 18, 2005 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian J.:

Two celebrity judges react to a performance on the reality competition Coddled Despot.

27. Posted by Brian J. | March 18, 2005 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:18

"C'mon Teddy breathe!!!". ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Schwerv | March 18, 2005 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schwerv:

"C'mon Teddy breathe!!!". "Why did someone give him another dinner roll?".


See this Ted Kennedy choking thing works just about anywhere.


Schwerv

28. Posted by Schwerv | March 18, 2005 4:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:19

Fight No Evil... Fight No E... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 18, 2005 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Fight No Evil... Fight No Evil... hey, where's Zapatero?

29. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 18, 2005 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:25

I give up! He really is a ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Bitstream | March 18, 2005 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bitstream:

I give up! He really is a moron....

30. Posted by Bitstream | March 18, 2005 4:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:29

Schroder: "I TOLD him he sh... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by B. Minich, PI | March 18, 2005 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
B. Minich, PI:

Schroder: "I TOLD him he shouldn't have eaten so much. Its not my fault that he feels sick. President Chirac, please go to the bathroom before you throw up on my podium."

31. Posted by B. Minich, PI | March 18, 2005 4:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:31

Chirac: Yo, check it bleed.... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Rick13 | March 18, 2005 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

Chirac: Yo, check it bleed. Dat Oil for Food deal was the Shizzel! Den Dat Bush PUNK goes an "F's it up for all-ya-all! Man, I don't know!

Schroeder: Yeeah! What's up with That?!

32. Posted by Rick13 | March 18, 2005 4:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:34

Monkey see,Monkey do... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 18, 2005 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Monkey see,
Monkey do.

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 18, 2005 4:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:34

She had cans like th... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by HeyMike | March 18, 2005 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HeyMike:

She had cans like this and a Di*k like this!

34. Posted by HeyMike | March 18, 2005 4:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:38

Chirac: "... so den I pop d... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by George at Snapshot | March 18, 2005 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George at Snapshot:

Chirac: "... so den I pop dat chump-ass bitch wit my Glock, boy-eeee."

Schroeder: "He's doing it again."

35. Posted by George at Snapshot | March 18, 2005 4:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:38

"Ech, Bush, he made me kiss... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by SJDoss | March 18, 2005 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SJDoss:

"Ech, Bush, he made me kiss is nut sack"

"and he did me with his schlong dats dis big!"

36. Posted by SJDoss | March 18, 2005 4:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:39

spicy, ooh, aaah, hot & spi... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by dave | March 18, 2005 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dave:

spicy, ooh, aaah, hot & spicy!

37. Posted by dave | March 18, 2005 4:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:39

Thumbkin and Pinky wait for... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | March 18, 2005 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura Lee Donoho:

Thumbkin and Pinky wait for Tallman.

38. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | March 18, 2005 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:46

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Ma... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by jaboobie | March 18, 2005 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jaboobie:

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena!

39. Posted by jaboobie | March 18, 2005 4:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:53

"For rapprochement, I will ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Salt Lick | March 18, 2005 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Salt Lick:

"For rapprochement, I will simply hug Secretary Rice, just so, and sing 'Thank heaven for little girls, Gigi...'"

"Why didn't I think of that?"

40. Posted by Salt Lick | March 18, 2005 4:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 18, 2005 16:53

“Hey we didn’t steal all th... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Stan25 | March 18, 2005 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

“Hey we didn’t steal all that Oil for Money. Ole Valdimir had his grubby lunchhooks in the pie too.”

41. Posted by Stan25 | March 18, 2005 4:55 PM | Vote up