A funny thing happened last week. 1,360 of the world's top environmental scientists said that if mankind did not make radical changes in the way we do things, that the planet will cease to support life as we know it. Stop and really ponder that. The best scientific minds we have, got together and made a report that said unless we did something drastic, our fate was sealed-- that we and thousands of other species would die.
Facing our upcoming demise, what did the citizens of planet earth do? We yawned.
Nobody read the report and suddenly decided that it was do or die time. Nobody read the report and parked their evil SUV and started walking to work... In fact nobody read the report! (euphemistically) Faced with this set of facts, and assuming mankind does desire self-preservation, we can draw only two conclusions.
The first is that the message somehow did not get out. Newspapers from all corners of the globe reported on it and the Sec. Gen. of the United Nations played it up but the message just was not heard. Thus mankind is on a run-away train headed to oblivion and the 1,360 scientists just didn't get the warning out in time.
The second possible conclusion is that we don't believe them. The marketplace of ideas listened politely and then went on to other things. This is obviously the correct answer. Environmental scientists have been predicting gloom and doom for decades. -- During the first Gulf War, Carl Sagan got on 'Nightline' and predicted the smoke from the Kuwaiti oil fires would go into the upper atmosphere and disrupt the monsoons, causing a global catastrophe. His opponent in the Nightline debate said the smoke would get rained out in a few weeks. CNN and others ignored his critics and put Sagan all over the TV. Until 3 days later when black rain started falling in Iran putting an end to the nonsense.
The public knows better. Every week or so, some new group of scientists tells us that some new food is either good or bad for us. Butter has gone back and forth between being a heath-food and the devil incarnate so many times in my lifetime that I just lost track. Every week we get a new bit of science that contradicts the ones that went before it. So we in the public listen attentively, get out our box of salt and go on with our lives.
No branch of science is immune to this dynamic EXCEPT for the evolutionary biologist. Somehow evolutionary biologists (and their cult like followers) refuse to accept that some people don't believe them. Just look what has happened here at Wizbang for the last few days. I dared to say the words "I don't believe ya" and they attacked with both feet. The ironic thing is that I predicted it would happen before it did and I said they would be more zealous than the true religious people but they did it anyway.... All the while professing their intelligence.
New medical information is often viewed with a jaundice eye but whatever the current ideas are in the evolutionary biology world are to be taken as scripture. If those people want to be zealots, I can't stop them... But I'll continue to mock them.
[Important Note: This post was part of the Wizbang April Fools]
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Great stuff, Man.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by timothyb | April 1, 2005 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Great stuff, Man.
1. Posted by timothyb | April 1, 2005 12:41 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 12:41
2. Posted by Jim | April 1, 2005 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I resent that. I DID NOT do nothing about that report. I went out and picked up my new car. Not an SUV, but a van. Replaced the little car that just couldn't cut it anymore.
2. Posted by Jim | April 1, 2005 12:46 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 12:46
3. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My apologies Jim ;-)
3. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 12:48 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 12:48
4. Posted by Yeti | April 1, 2005 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A tiny scientific group makes a prediction and everybody gets excited over it. Where are the studies? If any of these theories are to have any type of credibility they must be published in legitimate scientific journal, such as SCIENCE. That way it is subject to peer review by thousands of scientists.
4. Posted by Yeti | April 1, 2005 12:49 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 12:49
5. Posted by Jim in Texas | April 1, 2005 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hey, if they are right, can I get a timeline when our "sell by" date will be?
If it's soon enough I might start maxing out the ol' credit cards (oops, never mind, I already have)
5. Posted by Jim in Texas | April 1, 2005 12:53 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 12:53
6. Posted by ed | April 1, 2005 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
I see I picked a bad time to give up heroin. :)
6. Posted by ed | April 1, 2005 1:02 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:02
7. Posted by george | April 1, 2005 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You are so right about the evolution crowd.
They are a perfect example of "educated idiots."
7. Posted by george | April 1, 2005 1:09 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:09
8. Posted by GaijinBiker | April 1, 2005 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I would say there is a difference between scientists who are making predictions about what will happen in the future (i.e., global warming) and those who are trying to explain things that have happened in the past (evolution).
The former are inherently less credible because their claims depend on data that don't exist yet.
8. Posted by GaijinBiker | April 1, 2005 1:17 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:17
9. Posted by Ira | April 1, 2005 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nah - Peter Duesberg's (highly qualified) opinions on AIDS were dismissed because he isn't a 'virologist'; atrophysicists reject alternate theories from people like Hannes Alfven (Nobel prize in Physics 1970 - I mentioned this somewhere else today...) bcause he isn't one of them, etc. It's rather like the Freudians insisting that only they are qualified to tell if the patient has improved. (Or the therapists who insist that fifteen years of sobriety only makes G W Bush a 'dried up drunk.')
9. Posted by Ira | April 1, 2005 1:20 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:20
10. Posted by frameone | April 1, 2005 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Environmental scientists have been predicted gloom and doom for decades."
Do I have permission now to mock every "zealot" who believes in the Bible because the book of Revelations has been predicting doom and gloom for what, thousands of years? I guess we can just write off the return of Christ as a load of crap because according to the zealots, gee, the signs were all there in the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s and I'm still waiting.
You guys are classic. Sagan was wrong because black rain fell in Iran as if "black rain" is a good thing! See the disaster wasn't as disastrous as the scientists said it was so scientists suck.
And, of course, if the world didn't stop in its tracks to take this report seriously is has to be because no one believes in these chicken little scientists as if the so-called liberal American media really gave the report any serious, meaningful play in between breaks from wall to wall Schiavo coverage.
But wait, Fox News covered this report. Hmmm. Let;s see how accurate it its coverage was.
http://mediamatters.org/items/200504010001
Ya, ya, you'll all say Media Matters is baised and Fox is fair and balanced. You'll attack me for choosing a biased source to back my claim. I predicted it here first. I dared to say I don't believe Fox is telling the truth about this report but no doubt you'll go ahead and attack me anyway while professing your intelligence.
I guess I'd only have to ask Paul if he takes gravity as scripture or is it just another theory destined to fall apart when the liberal media stops buying into the power mad fantasies of science.
Here's a quote from the report as reported in the WaPo:
"Human actions are depleting Earth's natural capital, putting such strain on the environment that the ability of the planet's ecosystems to sustain future generations can no longer be taken for granted,"
Does anyone here want to seriously disagree with this statement, that human actions could never do this kind of damage? That we could never over pollute the air or water? Is this really so far-fetched a concept that it deserves nothing but scorn and mockery?
Look at it this way. If nuclear weapons are tantamount to instant suicide by gun to the head, destroying the environment is tantamount to the slow suicide of alcoholism or drug addiction. It's all self-destructive behavior. But you guys prefer to live in denial, enablers one and all.
10. Posted by frameone | April 1, 2005 1:21 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:21
11. Posted by ed | April 1, 2005 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm.
"Does anyone here want to seriously disagree with this statement, that human actions could never do this kind of damage?"
That's the nice thing about evolution and evironmentalists. We'll evolve and adapt to earth's changing circumstances. So why worry? Who what if there's going to be pollution problems, hell we'll just evolve a means to deal with it.
So all the doom and gloom nonsense is just that. Well unless evolution is a crock of s**t. Then we're really f**ked.
heh.
11. Posted by ed | April 1, 2005 1:32 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:32
12. Posted by Jim | April 1, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul, apology accepted. Just trying to do my part, you know what I mean?
Oh, and the economy is going great guns here. My DBA group is comprised of 6 people. ALL 6 of us have now purchased a new car within the last 6 months or so. To add to that, we have 3 new laptop computers that were also purcahsed by these same individuals. (My new laptop being the "high" end of the crowd at 3.6GHZ).
12. Posted by Jim | April 1, 2005 1:33 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:33
13. Posted by ed | April 1, 2005 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sigh. I really need to preview my comments.
13. Posted by ed | April 1, 2005 1:34 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:34
14. Posted by frameone | April 1, 2005 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I agree Ed. A little thought goes a long way.
14. Posted by frameone | April 1, 2005 1:37 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:37
15. Posted by leelu | April 1, 2005 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:
Back in my mid-20's, I declared (half-jokingly) that I would quit listening to studies when the one that said "Sex causes cancer" came out.
Sure enough, a study came out a couple of years later that essentially said "...sex causes cancer." (Higher incedence of cervical cancer in sexually active women compared to a control group of nuns, as I recall).
Background noise. It's all background noise.
15. Posted by leelu | April 1, 2005 1:42 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:42
16. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | April 1, 2005 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frameone, in your honor I'm going to drive all 30 miles home in my 95 Jeep Wrangler in 3rd gear, making lots of sudden stops and starts!!
And I'm going to fire off an entire can of CFC aerosol when I get home.
I mean, we're going to die anyway, why not?
16. Posted by Sharp as a Marble | April 1, 2005 1:44 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 13:44
17. Posted by frameone | April 1, 2005 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sharp -
That's the spirit. Self-destruction and self-loathing go hand-in-hand. Oh and don't forget to say hi to Jesus for me.
17. Posted by frameone | April 1, 2005 2:00 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 14:00
18. Posted by andy | April 1, 2005 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually, your words were "I told you so," followed by a made-up definition of evolution. Followed by you getting your intellectual ass handed to you in bucket-sized gobs.
Had you simply said "I don't believe ya," I think most of us would have said "fine," categorized you among those who think the moon landing was faked on a soundstage, and gone back to reading the other two Wizbangers instead.
Maybe next time you should try that.
18. Posted by andy | April 1, 2005 2:07 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 14:07
19. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andy you really are incapable of rational thought huh?
19. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 2:27 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 14:27
20. Posted by The Commissar | April 1, 2005 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
when you delete any tough questions, do you really think that means you've won the debate?
20. Posted by The Commissar | April 1, 2005 2:35 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 14:35
21. Posted by frameone | April 1, 2005 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow. Paul you really deleted Comissar's perfectly reasonable comment?
That's awesome.
So how 'bout it? Are you going to continue setting up your strawman version of evolution for further furious pounding by your little fists or are you going to come around and confront honest science honestly?
21. Posted by frameone | April 1, 2005 2:41 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 14:41
22. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No--- I deleted him because I have answered him in excess of 20 times but he still posts something that is wrong.
At this point he is not advancing the debate, he is whining. (as are you)
If he has something intelligent to say, I'll leave it, if not he hits the bit bucket.
22. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 2:44 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 14:44
23. Posted by julie | April 1, 2005 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
Paul de Wizbang
23. Posted by julie | April 1, 2005 2:45 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 14:45
24. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What you can ramble on with your stupidity unchecked now.
Have fun children.
24. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 2:51 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 14:51
25. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Julie did you know what Kevin was going to do? You posted at the exact same time as him.
email me
25. Posted by Paul | April 1, 2005 3:01 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 15:01
26. Posted by Jeff H | April 1, 2005 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh frame-without-a-frame-of-reference:
No, you may not mock those of us who know that Revelation is true. If you'd bother to read it--as a Christian--you'd know it isn't about "doom-and-gloom" but rather says "We win in the End!!!"
Jesus can't seem to remember you--are you the one with the big mole on your forehead? Oh, sorry, that's Aaron Neville...
26. Posted by Jeff H | April 1, 2005 3:18 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 15:18
27. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | April 1, 2005 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RE: ed's post (April 1, 2005 01:32 PM)
That's the nice thing about evolution and evironmentalists. We'll evolve and adapt to earth's changing circumstances. So why worry? Who what if there's going to be pollution problems, hell we'll just evolve a means to deal with it...
We hope we'll evolve to adapt to Earth's changing circumstances. Given enough time in a slowly changing environment, our genetics and phenotypic expression will drift in the appropriate direction to enable us to cope, maybe even thrive, or not. But there's the rub... time. Change the conditions of our Big Blue Petri Dish fast enough and we may not evolve adequately. Consequence? Mass extinction. Dinosaurs should ring a bell here.
Humans are pretty wimpy critters though our minds are phenomenal. It is what makes us a successful species. However, given the evidence that we have, cockroaches and bacteria have a much better chance of outliving us. I'd rather be a bit more cautious and not expedite their return to predominance (if even that is the appropriate term).
No doubt that some studies extrapolate too much and the motivations for perpetuating hysterics have been noted previously. However, as in everything, moderation is the key to longevity. We cannot blind ourselves to observations that, while not perfect, show some errors in our ways. I prefer to respect our environment (with some admitted compromise) so that our lives can be as comfortable as possible without, for example, hoping for the immediate and improbable expression of some new membraneous growth or super-sticky cilia to cleanse our inhaled air.
27. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | April 1, 2005 3:35 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 15:35
28. Posted by Steve | April 1, 2005 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well Paul I think you've not only misled again on evolution, but also the Millennium Ecosystem Assessment report. The report actually has some good stuff in terms of using markets as a means of addressing some of these problems. You are in favor of markets right?
28. Posted by Steve | April 1, 2005 3:45 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 15:45
29. Posted by ed | April 1, 2005 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
"We hope we'll evolve to adapt to Earth's changing circumstances."
Luckily beavers aren't capable of genetic manipulation. On the other hand mankind is getting close to it. So when I say "evolve" I'm not really discussing evolution, except in a joking manner, but just pointing out that nothing is in stasis.
"using markets as a means of addressing some of these problems"
Is creating a system of carbon warrants really going to achieve anything? Or is it just a means of taxing developed nations in yet another manner by environmentalists? Personally I'm underwhelmed by the concept, particularly since there's little chance that either China or India would sign onto such a thing, in anything but some obligatory symbolic way.
And last, but not least, I'm vastly amused by proponents of evolution that also believe in preserving endangered species.
29. Posted by ed | April 1, 2005 4:29 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 16:29
30. Posted by julie | April 1, 2005 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Julie did you know what Kevin was going to do? You posted at the exact same time as him.
email me
I don't follow you, Paul. It was not hard to put two and two together. I think you need to keep this between you and Kevin. I would like to stay out of it, if you don't mind.
30. Posted by julie | April 1, 2005 4:58 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 16:58
31. Posted by areaman | April 1, 2005 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ed:
And last, but not least, I'm vastly amused by proponents of evolution that also believe in preserving endangered species.
I can see the humor in that.
But...what many people are concerned about is the loss of numerous species that eventually begins to negatively affect OUR species (H.S.S.). We are, after all, dependant on other forms of life to survive.
But then, you probably think that all food originates at the grocery store. Some people realize that fish comes from the ocean, etc, and that a polluted ocean could harm that food supply (thats just one example). You see, environmentalists often just want to preserve resources so that we humans can keep living here for a long time.
31. Posted by areaman | April 1, 2005 5:27 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 17:27
32. Posted by chad | April 1, 2005 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am not a big fan of Paul's, I found him rude and condescending, but if this isn't an April Fool's joke maybe Kevin should reconsider the ban, since:
1. It doesnt seem to be decreasing Paul's posting any and,
2. It does't seem to have decreased the amount of discussion of evolution.
:-)
Now a serious point. Maybe there is a something going on between Jay Tea and julie I don't get or maybe it is just because she is so damn abrasive, but is anyone else disturbed by her accusations that Jay Tea forced Paul out and the threat she made to have him banned also.
32. Posted by chad | April 1, 2005 7:37 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 19:37
33. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | April 1, 2005 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RE: chad's post (April 1, 2005 07:37 PM)
Maybe there is a something going on between Jay Tea and julie I don't get or maybe it is just because she is so damn abrasive, but is anyone else disturbed by her accusations that Jay Tea forced Paul out and the threat she made to have him banned also.
While speculation will abound should this episode prove not to be a big April Fool's joke (this oozer remains a skeptic), I found some of this curious, too. How would any outside commentor deduce anything of the sort? What clues existed to incite such perceptions? I sure didn't see any evidence to suggest such scheming. Maybe I've not been a visitor long enough.
33. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | April 1, 2005 8:23 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 20:23
34. Posted by julie | April 1, 2005 8:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Because I made it all up you two dorks!
I am not a big fan of Paul's, I found him rude and condescending, but if this isn't an April Fool's joke maybe Kevin should reconsider the ban, since
And you call me abrasive?! lol!
34. Posted by julie | April 1, 2005 8:47 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 20:47
35. Posted by Mac Lorry | April 1, 2005 9:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted by: Mac Lorry
Paul, I should know better than to hope that any discussion in a public and anonymous forum about the limits of scientific knowledge can avoid becoming boorish. Now it's said that it was all an April fools joke. Nevertheless, I'll step in and hope for a civil discourse. Then again, this thread is probably dead and no one will read my post anyway.
What is intelligence? How is it manifested by the human brain? However it's defined, it appears that complex interconnected networks of neurons are the basis for human intelligence. One technique in the search for artificial intelligence is called neural networks. These neural networks can be trained to solve problems by experiencing examples--they learn. Can such networks learn to learn? If so, wouldn't such a network have a purpose? Given enough nodes and learning activity, it seems obvious that such a network would become self-aware. After all, the human brain does.
In the quantum world a particle can be in all possible states at the same time. Researchers are busy at work trying to make quantum computers for that vary reason. Such computers could search all possible solutions to a problem almost instantaneously. Also, in the quantum world "distance" as we know it from our everyday experiences doesn't seem to exist for entangled particles. That is, if two entangled particles are separated by any amount of distance and the spin of one particle is fixed, the spin of the other particle instantaneously changes to the opposite state. Could a quantum computer use entailed particles that are widely distributed? Are there natural phenomena, such as supernovas, that can produce massive quantities of entangled particles? Is it possible that the early universe produced a huge amount of entailed particles that, by pure chance, organized into a neural network that learned to learn, grew to became self aware, then incorporated all available entangled particles into it's mind?
These are a few of the questions that scientists can't answer. Well, with the exception of Darwinists at least. Darwinists have already proven to their own satisfaction that intelligence didn't exist in the universe before life developed on Earth. At least not an intelligence that could or would influence the development of other intelligence. For the rest of us, there's still room to doubt that evolution through natural selection is the only possible explanation for life on Earth. Darwinists claim that such doubts disqualifies one from being a scientist. I suggest that only those who have such doubts can be scientists.
35. Posted by Mac Lorry | April 1, 2005 9:29 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2005 21:29
36. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | April 1, 2005 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RE: julie's post (April 1, 2005 08:47 PM)
Hmm. I did not observe that which you say you made up. That means that your contrivance (if true) seemed "curious" (my word) or of questionable validity from the get-go. According to you, that's "dork[y]". Define dorky.
36. Posted by AnonymousDrivel | April 1, 2005 9:36 PM |
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