It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Note: Feel free to change the message on the chalkboard in your entry. You should note your new chalkboard message at the beginning of your caption with Chalkboard:, then your chalkboard text. If any of the winning entries have a changed chalkboard message I'll Photoshop the picture with their new message for the winners announcement.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

Comments (64)
"Uh, can I run a tab?"... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 29, 2005 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh, can I run a tab?"
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 29, 2005 8:29 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 08:29
2. Posted by JAT0 | April 29, 2005 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well if it ain't my ole buddy, Johnny Kerry when did ya'll start tending bar here?
2. Posted by JAT0 | April 29, 2005 8:39 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 08:39
3. Posted by HeyMike | April 29, 2005 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Six bucks for a beer?
That's worse than a Rangers Game!!
3. Posted by HeyMike | April 29, 2005 8:43 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 08:43
4. Posted by Eric | April 29, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The FEC can bite me. I ain't running for President again.
4. Posted by Eric | April 29, 2005 8:46 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 08:46
5. Posted by BoDiddly | April 29, 2005 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble:
You know, we really could use one of these "Hooters" places on the ranch.
--or--
Yes, I'd like one order of Buffalo Wings with the 3 Mile Island nucular . . . nuclur. . . nucalear . . . aw, hell, you know what I mean!
5. Posted by BoDiddly | April 29, 2005 8:50 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 08:50
6. Posted by robert | April 29, 2005 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even in Crawford, GW can't get a break.
6. Posted by robert | April 29, 2005 8:54 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 08:54
7. Posted by TC@LeatherPenguin | April 29, 2005 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now see, you give me a dollar..."
7. Posted by TC@LeatherPenguin | April 29, 2005 8:57 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 08:57
8. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith | April 29, 2005 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Barkeep! I would like your finest Awesome Blossom please!"
8. Posted by Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith | April 29, 2005 9:02 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:02
9. Posted by Maggie | April 29, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somehow Dubya wasn't surprised to learn that there was a special line just for Republican presidents at the National Press Corps Dinner. . . journalists always make them "pay".
9. Posted by Maggie | April 29, 2005 9:04 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:04
10. Posted by The Man | April 29, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chalkboard: I'm with stupid
10. Posted by The Man | April 29, 2005 9:13 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:13
11. Posted by Ken | April 29, 2005 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know.. this fillibuster thing could drive a man to drink."
11. Posted by Ken | April 29, 2005 9:13 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:13
12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 29, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm George Bush, and I believe in limited government."
12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 29, 2005 9:27 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:27
13. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 29, 2005 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The producers working on "Cheers: The Movie" auditions scramble after John Ratzenberger is arrested under the Patriot Act for industrial espionage with his series "Made In America."
13. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 29, 2005 9:28 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:28
14. Posted by brak | April 29, 2005 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I don't get some service here I'm gonna launch a preemptive strike on the tap.
14. Posted by brak | April 29, 2005 9:43 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:43
15. Posted by JAT0 | April 29, 2005 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Say ya'll serve Arabs in here?"
(Please no one take offense to this)
15. Posted by JAT0 | April 29, 2005 9:51 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:51
16. Posted by Mark | April 29, 2005 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chalkboard: Welcome to Rainbow Unity Night
"No, no, I can push in my own stool."
16. Posted by Mark | April 29, 2005 9:59 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:59
17. Posted by McGehee | April 29, 2005 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Say ya'll serve Arabs in here?"
"Nah. You ever try cleaning one o' dem t'ings?"
(That oughta take the heat off JATO)
17. Posted by McGehee | April 29, 2005 9:59 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 09:59
18. Posted by McGehee | April 29, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chalkboard: "Welcome to Compassionate Conservatives Night! All Adult Beverages $1 Off"
Bush: "Buddy, you really know how to hurt a teetotaller!"
18. Posted by McGehee | April 29, 2005 10:01 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 10:01
19. Posted by Mark | April 29, 2005 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, I was called about my daughter."
19. Posted by Mark | April 29, 2005 10:03 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 10:03
20. Posted by dodgeman | April 29, 2005 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barkeep - Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses, and get Condi whatever the hell she wants, pronto!!!
20. Posted by dodgeman | April 29, 2005 10:13 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 10:13
21. Posted by Insomniac | April 29, 2005 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush rolls out his new plan to save Social Security.
21. Posted by Insomniac | April 29, 2005 10:26 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 10:26
22. Posted by Just John | April 29, 2005 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm only collecting from the working class."
22. Posted by Just John | April 29, 2005 10:41 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 10:41
23. Posted by Hodink | April 29, 2005 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Buddy, I have learned to pray anywhere."
23. Posted by Hodink | April 29, 2005 10:50 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 10:50
24. Posted by Sean Gleeson | April 29, 2005 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, nobody's turned in a navy blue suit jacket, size 44, Kevlar lining?
24. Posted by Sean Gleeson | April 29, 2005 10:58 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 10:58
25. Posted by Doug Stewart | April 29, 2005 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IMAO already posted this shot, from a different angle, with suitable replacement chalkboard text.
*grin*
Beaten to the punch(line).
25. Posted by Doug Stewart | April 29, 2005 11:18 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 11:18
26. Posted by John Burgess | April 29, 2005 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chalkboard: Please Pray Here
26. Posted by John Burgess | April 29, 2005 11:19 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 11:19
27. Posted by Kaptain Krude | April 29, 2005 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ha! Just like that other George, I'm "first in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his countrymen", and now I'm first in line! It's good to be the king! er, President!
27. Posted by Kaptain Krude | April 29, 2005 11:24 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 11:24
28. Posted by dchamil | April 29, 2005 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll have two of whatever the Marines are drinking!
28. Posted by dchamil | April 29, 2005 11:28 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 11:28
29. Posted by JP | April 29, 2005 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cropped off at the top of the chalkboard:
Kissing Booth: $5
29. Posted by JP | April 29, 2005 11:32 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 11:32
30. Posted by FormerHostage | April 29, 2005 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, your gumball machine just took my quarter."
"I bet you haven't seen so many suits in this joint since that undertaker's convention."
"The towels are out in the men's room"
"Yes! I said a sassparilla and if you have a problem with that then I guess I'm gonna have to go all Condi on your a$$!"
30. Posted by FormerHostage | April 29, 2005 11:56 AM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 11:56
31. Posted by Chrees | April 29, 2005 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, the old Social Security Plan works like this: you pay here and you never see your money again as the system goes bankrupt. Now let me tell you about personal savings accounts..."
31. Posted by Chrees | April 29, 2005 12:04 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 12:04
32. Posted by pvaughan | April 29, 2005 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm looking for the Piper. Ya' seen him?
32. Posted by pvaughan | April 29, 2005 12:11 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 12:11
33. Posted by Jinx McHue | April 29, 2005 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At the bar of a South Carolina restaurant, President Bush lays out his new idea of replacing vehicles powered by expensive gasoline with vehicles powered by much less expensive beer.
"And if you get thirsty while driving, just pull over and syphon out a few ounces," joked the president.
33. Posted by Jinx McHue | April 29, 2005 12:45 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 12:45
34. Posted by McGehee | April 29, 2005 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"People love pay-as-you-go. Just listen to everybody defending the current Social Security system. But I just don't think this is the right place for that kind of pay-as-you-go."
34. Posted by McGehee | April 29, 2005 2:14 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 14:14
35. Posted by McGehee | April 29, 2005 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Besides, how do you flush a spittoon?"
35. Posted by McGehee | April 29, 2005 2:14 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 14:14
36. Posted by -S- | April 29, 2005 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"CHEBURGER, CHEBURGER, CHEBURGER!"
36. Posted by -S- | April 29, 2005 2:57 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 14:57
37. Posted by -S- | April 29, 2005 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reference (^^).
37. Posted by -S- | April 29, 2005 2:58 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 14:58
38. Posted by Mike Erwin | April 29, 2005 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The president takes a turn manning the federal government's new, high tech, IRS collection window.
38. Posted by Mike Erwin | April 29, 2005 4:41 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 16:41
39. Posted by Francis Meehan | April 29, 2005 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My tab is what???
I don't drink...anymore.
$460 BILLION/year seems a bit excessive to save the country from itself.
39. Posted by Francis Meehan | April 29, 2005 5:01 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 17:01
40. Posted by Brian | April 29, 2005 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn, Laura looks hot today. Aww hell, now I've gotta stand here until things calm down...."
40. Posted by Brian | April 29, 2005 5:17 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 17:17
41. Posted by itismedavid | April 29, 2005 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You see, you put the lime IN the coconut and then drink it all up."
OR
Chalkboad: Stay Back 50 ft. from world leaders.
41. Posted by itismedavid | April 29, 2005 5:25 PM |
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Posted on April 29, 2005 17:25
42. Posted by dchamil | April 29, 2005 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-- Say, do y'all serve Arabs in here?
-- No, just buffalo wings and pretzels. (With apologies to JATO).
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