It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday soon...
Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

Comments (159)
Laurence Simon would stop a... (Below threshold)1. Posted by bullwinkle | September 30, 2005 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon would stop at nothing when promoting the Carnival of the Cat Bloggers.
1. Posted by bullwinkle | September 30, 2005 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:05
2. Posted by Jordan | September 30, 2005 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mom, can we keep her?
2. Posted by Jordan | September 30, 2005 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:05
3. Posted by pylorns | September 30, 2005 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
man they have hot protesters...
3. Posted by pylorns | September 30, 2005 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:11
4. Posted by retired military | September 30, 2005 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What some people wont do to get jobs as White House interns.
4. Posted by retired military | September 30, 2005 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:16
5. Posted by eLarson | September 30, 2005 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well I was in the Omaha Community Theater production of Cats..."
5. Posted by eLarson | September 30, 2005 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:25
6. Posted by taz | September 30, 2005 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice Pussy
6. Posted by taz | September 30, 2005 8:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:27
7. Posted by B Moe | September 30, 2005 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry son, they are just too hard to house-train.
7. Posted by B Moe | September 30, 2005 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:28
8. Posted by Fersboo | September 30, 2005 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go ahead son, pick up a stick and start poking her; she's harmless.
8. Posted by Fersboo | September 30, 2005 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:28
9. Posted by MikeB | September 30, 2005 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son: Mom can we keep her. I'll take care of her, promise ?
Dad: Yeah mom, can we keep her ? I'll *help*. /evil grin
9. Posted by MikeB | September 30, 2005 8:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:30
10. Posted by Brandon in Baton Rouge | September 30, 2005 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob Barker takes his "control the pet population" activisim to the next step by adding the species Moonbattus Furrius to the list of animals to be spayed or neutered.
10. Posted by Brandon in Baton Rouge | September 30, 2005 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:32
11. Posted by sewerrat66 | September 30, 2005 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No joey, dont get to close she`s a liberal.
11. Posted by sewerrat66 | September 30, 2005 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:34
12. Posted by robert | September 30, 2005 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There once was a man from Indianapolis,
Who, when whipped by the pussy was hapless,
But he caged the beast,
And to say the least,
Is now happily whipping the strapless.
12. Posted by robert | September 30, 2005 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:39
13. Posted by Wally | September 30, 2005 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In this new exhibit at the zoo, a family observes a democat at feeding time as it awaits its handout. Just around the corner is the moonbat house.
13. Posted by Wally | September 30, 2005 8:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:40
14. Posted by Scott | September 30, 2005 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They're GRRRREAT!!!
14. Posted by Scott | September 30, 2005 8:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:41
15. Posted by Ian Hamet | September 30, 2005 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An otaku's fantasy pet made real.
15. Posted by Ian Hamet | September 30, 2005 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:45
16. Posted by heymike | September 30, 2005 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Clinton library opens its new exhibit based on the former presidents reoccuring dreams.
16. Posted by heymike | September 30, 2005 8:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:46
17. Posted by BoDiddly | September 30, 2005 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The answer is NO, Frank, I don't care how much the kids want a cat!!!
17. Posted by BoDiddly | September 30, 2005 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:48
18. Posted by Micheles dad | September 30, 2005 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can any post truely do justice to this poor caged animal, as a society, we must do our best to take these poor creatures into our homes, Adopt a Pussy, it will make you smile Ask JayTea, He has one and even has pics to share from time to time
18. Posted by Micheles dad | September 30, 2005 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:49
19. Posted by Larry Bernard | September 30, 2005 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Finally the government is doing something about the Furry problem in this country"
19. Posted by Larry Bernard | September 30, 2005 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:52
20. Posted by T | September 30, 2005 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bachelorette party: Will suck for a buck."
20. Posted by T | September 30, 2005 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:56
21. Posted by BlogDog | September 30, 2005 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No thanks. I prefer to eat free-range ...
I can't bering myself to finish that thought.
21. Posted by BlogDog | September 30, 2005 8:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:57
22. Posted by jmaster | September 30, 2005 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Further investigation into the recent story of a Chinese restaurant serving donkey flesh soaked in tiger urine as real tiger flesh (link) reveals yet another fraud.
The source of the “special tang” wasn’t even a real tiger….
22. Posted by jmaster | September 30, 2005 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:59
23. Posted by Lew Clark | September 30, 2005 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barbra Boxer , begins her two week payoff of her bet with Ted Kennedy and Charles Schumer. Boxer had bet Kennedy and Schumer that she could demonstrate "Stuck on Stupid", the new party rallying cry, better they they. Boxer accepted defeat after an aide played Kennedy's and Schumer's performances at the Robert's hearings to her.
23. Posted by Lew Clark | September 30, 2005 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 08:59
24. Posted by DL | September 30, 2005 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mommy, can we please bring her home? Can we? Huh? Please? Please? Please!
24. Posted by DL | September 30, 2005 9:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:00
25. Posted by DL | September 30, 2005 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Meoooooww!
25. Posted by DL | September 30, 2005 9:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:00
26. Posted by LCVRWC | September 30, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's turkey time...gobble, gobble!
26. Posted by LCVRWC | September 30, 2005 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:04
27. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 30, 2005 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Someone call Bob Barker.
27. Posted by Laurence Simon | September 30, 2005 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:04
28. Posted by The Raving Norseman | September 30, 2005 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You made a woman meow?"
28. Posted by The Raving Norseman | September 30, 2005 9:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:10
29. Posted by jmaster | September 30, 2005 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well the first time that I got it
I was just 10 years old
I got it from some kitty next door.
Well I went and seen the doctor
And he gave me the cure.
I think I got it some more.
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever.....
(credit to the Nuge)
29. Posted by jmaster | September 30, 2005 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:16
30. Posted by Diane | September 30, 2005 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't believe it's not butter!
30. Posted by Diane | September 30, 2005 9:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:21
31. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 30, 2005 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some folks join the circus. My sister joined the zoo. We always thought she belonged in a zoo. At least we know where to find her.
31. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 30, 2005 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:27
32. Posted by jmaster | September 30, 2005 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Men’s fantasies grew even stronger after the Peta protester coughed up a fur ball.
32. Posted by jmaster | September 30, 2005 9:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:30
33. Posted by capitano | September 30, 2005 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rowwrr!
["Chutch, you asshole, get me out of here."]
33. Posted by capitano | September 30, 2005 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:36
34. Posted by spurwing plover | September 30, 2005 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now we show you PHOEY THE TIGERESS
34. Posted by spurwing plover | September 30, 2005 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:39
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 30, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PETA confirms that no idiots were harmed while staging and taking this photograph.
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 30, 2005 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:50
36. Posted by OregonMuse | September 30, 2005 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yet another sign that genetic research has really gotten out of hand. On the other hand, it sure beats Dolly the sheep.
36. Posted by OregonMuse | September 30, 2005 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:50
37. Posted by joe | September 30, 2005 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mom, can I pet her fur?"
37. Posted by joe | September 30, 2005 9:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 09:53
38. Posted by Mark | September 30, 2005 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The secret fantasy of "Thursday Catbloggers".
38. Posted by Mark | September 30, 2005 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 10:00
39. Posted by Mark | September 30, 2005 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The secret fantasy of "Thursday Catbloggers".
39. Posted by Mark | September 30, 2005 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 10:00
40. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 30, 2005 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, why are the lefty protesters abroad hot? We only get fat wiccan wannabee getting naked over here...
This is not a caption, I am serious.
However, I bet the father will be getting some ideas for the wife's Halloween costume... and yes, I know they don't trick or treat in Spain.
40. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 30, 2005 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 30, 2005 10:00
41. Posted by Takefive | September 30, 2005 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mommy, where's the litter box??
41. Posted by Takefive | September 30, 2005 10:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on