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Comments (109)
now put your left foot in..... (Below threshold)1. Posted by billburz | November 25, 2005 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
now put your left foot in......
1. Posted by billburz | November 25, 2005 10:04 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:04
2. Posted by billburz | November 25, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
walmart doing its annual hokey-pokey training session.
2. Posted by billburz | November 25, 2005 10:06 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:06
3. Posted by epador | November 25, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just because we're all red dhirted doesn't mean we can't sell, sell, sell. Go ring one up for the Gipper!
3. Posted by epador | November 25, 2005 10:06 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:06
4. Posted by Xyba | November 25, 2005 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't shoot! Your sister made me do it"
4. Posted by Xyba | November 25, 2005 10:10 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:10
5. Posted by Solomon2 | November 25, 2005 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"O.K., everyone line up for the egg toss!"
5. Posted by Solomon2 | November 25, 2005 10:11 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:11
6. Posted by lawhawk | November 25, 2005 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's Target. No... It's Targét.
Target. Targét.
You wanna piece of me?!
6. Posted by lawhawk | November 25, 2005 10:12 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:12
7. Posted by Jim Durbi | November 25, 2005 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephanie, having just finished watching the Postman three times in a row on a dare, challenges Colonel Zuckermann to a fight for control of the clan!
7. Posted by Jim Durbi | November 25, 2005 10:15 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:15
8. Posted by sanity | November 25, 2005 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Target begins the Annual running of the shoplifters...
8. Posted by sanity | November 25, 2005 10:17 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:17
9. Posted by zach | November 25, 2005 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The first rule of black Friday is, you do not talk about black Friday!
9. Posted by zach | November 25, 2005 10:20 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:20
10. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | November 25, 2005 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tar-GET!!"
"Tar-Jea!!"
"TAR-GET!!!!"
"TAR-JEA!!!"
The battle rages on.
10. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | November 25, 2005 10:24 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:24
11. Posted by Lew Clark | November 25, 2005 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Amid rumors that Salvation Army commandoes were planning an attack to reclaim lost territory in front of the Target doors, Colonel Grinch fires up the Target Red Army troops before they take defensive positions.
11. Posted by Lew Clark | November 25, 2005 10:36 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:36
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red States are on an all out media blitz for your vote.
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2005 10:39 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:39
13. Posted by rick13 | November 25, 2005 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't you think this guy's over doing it a bit!"
13. Posted by rick13 | November 25, 2005 10:45 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:45
14. Posted by Bill Stock | November 25, 2005 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Take off that shirt! You're a Democrat!
14. Posted by Bill Stock | November 25, 2005 10:46 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:46
15. Posted by Dave | November 25, 2005 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IT'S RED FRIDAY! Now let's go motivate the republicans in congress to act like republicans, not democrats....... YEEEEEHAAAAA!!!!!
15. Posted by Dave | November 25, 2005 10:55 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 10:55
16. Posted by JimK | November 25, 2005 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Developers, developers, developers developers! DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!"
16. Posted by JimK | November 25, 2005 11:07 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:07
17. Posted by sentinel | November 25, 2005 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't make me Tazer you Ms. O'Donnell.
I said we were out of bon-bons and that's final.
17. Posted by sentinel | November 25, 2005 11:14 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:14
18. Posted by Guido | November 25, 2005 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know a lot of you are thinking to yourselves, "Will I panic and freeze up under the pressure of the great Black Friday stampede?" Don't worry about that. When you realize that the "cleanup on aisle 3" is not jam, but is instead a pile of goo that 10 minutes ago was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. And years from now, when your grandson is on your knee and asking "what did you do during the great Black Friday?" Well, you won't have to say, "Your Granddaddy shovelled shit at Walmart!" No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, "Son, your Granddaddy was a cashier at Target!"
Now that you sons of bitches know where I stand....open the doors.
18. Posted by Guido | November 25, 2005 11:22 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:22
19. Posted by U.P. Man | November 25, 2005 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You want a piece of me !?! Brother when I'm through with you I WILL BE THE MAN.....WOOOOOH !!"
19. Posted by U.P. Man | November 25, 2005 11:26 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:26
20. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 25, 2005 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe found the Target simulated consumer anger drills fun and very helpful on days when only cashier #12 would be open.
20. Posted by FreakyBoy | November 25, 2005 11:35 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:35
21. Posted by Randy | November 25, 2005 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I SAID HAPPY *#_@!(! HOLIDAYS!
21. Posted by Randy | November 25, 2005 11:37 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:37
22. Posted by Guido | November 25, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Cowher prepares for life after football, in the likely event that the Pittsburgh Steelers lose another AFC title game at home.
22. Posted by Guido | November 25, 2005 11:40 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:40
23. Posted by JeremyB | November 25, 2005 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The two top contenders for employee of the year face off in the annual death match.
23. Posted by JeremyB | November 25, 2005 11:40 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:40
24. Posted by The WASP | November 25, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore finds proof of a sectret meeting of much feared digital brownshirts.
24. Posted by The WASP | November 25, 2005 11:50 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:50
25. Posted by Johnd01 | November 25, 2005 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... And we're gonna sell toasters, and we're gonna sell Game Boys, and we're gonna sell sweatpants... and we're gonna go all the way to the White Sale!... Yeeeeeahhh!
25. Posted by Johnd01 | November 25, 2005 11:50 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:50
26. Posted by The WASP | November 25, 2005 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore finds proof of a secret meeting of the much feared digital brown pants.
26. Posted by The WASP | November 25, 2005 11:51 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:51
27. Posted by bullwinkle | November 25, 2005 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Well, ladies and gentlemen, I haven't a thing to say.
Played a great game -- all of you. Great game.
I guess we just can't expect to win ‘em all.
I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself for years. None of you ever knew George Gipp. It was long before your time. But you all know what a tradition he is at Target.
And the last thing he said to me, "Rock," he said, "sometime, when the team is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper."
"I don't know where I'll be then, Rock", he said, "but I'll know about it; and I'll be happy."
Alright. Those doors are opening in 5 minutes. Let's go out there and win one for the Gipper!'
27. Posted by bullwinkle | November 25, 2005 11:52 AM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 11:52
28. Posted by FloridaOyster | November 25, 2005 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And if I hear even ONE person say Merry Christmas, it's back to secular, sensivity training films and bathroom detail for you!!"
28. Posted by FloridaOyster | November 25, 2005 12:07 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 12:07
29. Posted by -S- | November 25, 2005 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(I can think of a great caption but it's, unfortunately for the pubishing world, 'x' rated [think: location], and thus, it shall remain unpublished out of fear of bans and a tarnished reputation.)
I'll try to think of something else as I have my cold turkey sandwich breakfast.
29. Posted by -S- | November 25, 2005 12:08 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 12:08
30. Posted by bullwinkle | November 25, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Any time there's a question about scanner accuracy you say this to the customer: "I know what you're thinking. "Did she charge me six times or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Sharp XE-A201 Electronic Cash Register, the most powerful cash register in the world, and could blow a hole in your checking account you can drive three shopping carts through side by side, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?..." That shuts the old biddies up every time.
30. Posted by bullwinkle | November 25, 2005 12:12 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 12:12
31. Posted by Dale | November 25, 2005 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Two go in--One comes out! Two go in--One comes out!"
31. Posted by Dale | November 25, 2005 12:42 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 12:42
32. Posted by Norm | November 25, 2005 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Better Dead Than Red.
32. Posted by Norm | November 25, 2005 1:06 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 13:06
33. Posted by Timmer | November 25, 2005 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And REMEMBER we're not OUT of ANYTHING! The proper phrase is, "We have more in the back, let me get one for you." Then disappear. Then YOU look like the asshole, not the store.
or
I said HIT ME!
33. Posted by Timmer | November 25, 2005 1:29 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 13:29
34. Posted by Timmer | November 25, 2005 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
Shakespeare, Henry V
34. Posted by Timmer | November 25, 2005 1:33 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 13:33
35. Posted by Joe | November 25, 2005 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now, let's go out there and show those blue-states how we red-state people kick ass!
35. Posted by Joe | November 25, 2005 2:04 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 14:04
36. Posted by stan25 | November 25, 2005 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the an action, repeating the famous Bobby Knight chair throwing incident, Bill harangues the troops to sell! sell! sell!
36. Posted by stan25 | November 25, 2005 2:10 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 14:10
37. Posted by JAT0 | November 25, 2005 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Canadians only speculate about aliens, while here in the United States, we have an entire company of actual aliens from the red-sun planet "Targonite" living in New Jersey.
Seen in this secret photo (insert photo) doing their bizarre “right-of-the-shopper” drill. Tech sergeant Chath Lhizah Zey, (a.k.a. Mark Zuckerman) is seen here leading the drill.
37. Posted by JAT0 | November 25, 2005 2:13 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 14:13
38. Posted by DaveD | November 25, 2005 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whaddya mean you don't wanna be the one to go unlock the front doors!!!!!
38. Posted by DaveD | November 25, 2005 2:15 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 14:15
39. Posted by Don | November 25, 2005 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This isn't Walmart! We will say "HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS"
39. Posted by Don | November 25, 2005 2:20 PM |
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Posted on November 25, 2005 14:20
40. Posted by JAT0 | November 25, 2005 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn it, I know that more of you voted for Kerry than just Susy May, so step forward before I have a real hissy-fit!
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I'm singing in the isle
Just singing in the isle
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again!
I'm laughing at crowds
Those hordes from above
'Cause the sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love
Let the storming crowds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on in with the cash
I've a smile on my face
I'll walk down the isle
With a happy refrain
'Cause I'm singing
Just singing in the isle!
40. Posted by JAT0 | November 25, 2005 2:29 PM |
