Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was a fatwa of funny - so much so that I had to ruminate on the contest picture for and extended lenght of time. Actually I should never have extended the entry deadline, as I had the time to judge the entries on Sunday but not Monday, but that's another story altogether...

The assignment last Friday was to caption the following picture:

Wafah Dufour, niece of Osama bin Laden, poses in an undated publicity photo released on December 22, 2005, taken during a photo session for the January 2006 issue of GQ Magazine. (Jeff Riedel/GQ Magazine/Handout/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Sean Gleeson) - "This corroborates my theory that al-Quaeda has ties to Baathists."

2) (Guido) - "Uh-oh, uncle Osama feels an 'honor killing' coming on."

3) (V the K) - "To find out where Wafah has hidden the soap, enter your credit card number now."

Honorable Mention

4) (charles austin) - "The 'profit motive' beats the 'prophet motive' every time."

5) (sentinel) - "There's a fatwa in my pants!"

6) (JimK) - "It's hard being me, I bin laden with these great legs, smokey eyes, perky...you know."

The Amusingly Dirty Award goes to:

(Brad) - "The rarely issued twatwa"

If you missed out on this contest do not despair, there will be a new one openning in about 6 hours...

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Comments (3)

"Sorry Michael (Jackson), b... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2006 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rodney Dill:

"Sorry Michael (Jackson), big noses are back in."

(only a week late)
:)

Posted on January 6, 2006 08:07

Twatwa ....freakin... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Phinn | January 6, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Phinn:

Twatwa ....

freaking hilarious.

Posted on January 6, 2006 10:24

Of course I bring the funny... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by kbiel | January 6, 2006 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

kbiel:

Of course I bring the funny a week too late, but:

"Don't be angry uncle Osama, my wrists and ankles were NOT visible in the picture!"

Posted on January 6, 2006 12:06

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