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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: February 10, 2006 - 6:59 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A 2.7 trillion dollar budget for 2007 to be unveiled by the George W. Bush administration reportedly curbs core social programs while beefing up US defense spending by five percent.(AFP/File/Jim Watson)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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President Bush questions th... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Phinn | February 10, 2006 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phinn:

President Bush questions the "qualifications" of the presumptive 2008 Democratic presidential nominee, Hillary Clinton.

1. Posted by Phinn | February 10, 2006 7:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:07

Since 'bring it on' seems n... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by LJD | February 10, 2006 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

Since 'bring it on' seems not to have lured OBL from his refuge, W takes another approach.

2. Posted by LJD | February 10, 2006 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:09

About two shot glasses wort... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Pigilito | February 10, 2006 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pigilito:

About two shot glasses worth. What was your question again?

3. Posted by Pigilito | February 10, 2006 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:13

I have about this much pati... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by EXDemocrat | February 10, 2006 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EXDemocrat:

I have about this much patience left with you!

4. Posted by EXDemocrat | February 10, 2006 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:18

"President Carter, I'm crus... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by MikeB | February 10, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MikeB:

"President Carter, I'm crushing your skull."

- MikeB

5. Posted by MikeB | February 10, 2006 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:21

"Well, yes, we all know abo... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by JimK | February 10, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"Well, yes, we all know about Mr. Cheney's. Condi's isn't quite as big."

6. Posted by JimK | February 10, 2006 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:28

Helen Thomas learns too lat... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 10, 2006 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex Nunez:

Helen Thomas learns too late that it is President Bush, and not Dick Cheney, who has mastered the Darth Vader force choke.

7. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 10, 2006 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:29

DHS spied on Ted. Condy was... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by jocrazy0 | February 10, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jocrazy0:

DHS spied on Ted. Condy was right!!!!!

8. Posted by jocrazy0 | February 10, 2006 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:31

Helen Thomas learns too lat... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 10, 2006 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex Nunez:

Helen Thomas learns too late that it is President Bush, not Dick Cheney, who has mastered the Darth Vader force choke.

(Corrected... I didn't mean to leave that "and" in my original submission)

9. Posted by Alex Nunez | February 10, 2006 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:33

"Sam, when I look at your h... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Tango | February 10, 2006 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

"Sam, when I look at your head through my fingers, like this, I can imagine smooshing your noggin' and toupee into a Shepherd's Pie of partisan goo."

10. Posted by Tango | February 10, 2006 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:46

"How much do Americans like... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Kim Priestap | February 10, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kim Priestap:

"How much do Americans like Hillary? I'd say this much."

11. Posted by Kim Priestap | February 10, 2006 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:48

President Bush corrects the... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 10, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

President Bush corrects the Dick Cheney Schlong myth.

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 10, 2006 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:56

In a world of intellectual ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by weegie | February 10, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
weegie:

In a world of intellectual and moral giants, Jimmy Carter is about this tall.

13. Posted by weegie | February 10, 2006 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 07:56

While defending the NSA dom... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Phinn | February 10, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phinn:

While defending the NSA domestic surveillance program, President Bush reveals a surprising piece of personal information generated by the program regarding Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY).

14. Posted by Phinn | February 10, 2006 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 08:17

I will tell you what, man. ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Paul | February 10, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:

I will tell you what, man. When I get my hands on that Bin Laden, I'm gonna ring his neck until its this thick. I'm tellin' ya!

15. Posted by Paul | February 10, 2006 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 08:20

"I once caught a fish this ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by pedrovex | February 10, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pedrovex:

"I once caught a fish this big"

16. Posted by pedrovex | February 10, 2006 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 08:22

"So are you proud of your S... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 10, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"So are you proud of your SCOTUS nominees?"
"Only Alito"

17. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 10, 2006 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 08:27

"Hey. Look at me. Do you ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Hoodlumman | February 10, 2006 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoodlumman:

"Hey. Look at me. Do you see this? This is the length of your leash. Next effing question."

18. Posted by Hoodlumman | February 10, 2006 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 08:35

"No! No! I can't hear you... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Josh Cohen | February 10, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Josh Cohen:

"No! No! I can't hear your question criticizing my policies because I'm crushing your head! Look! Look! I'm crushing your head!"

19. Posted by Josh Cohen | February 10, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 08:45

...and for my super change-... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by heptacableguy | February 10, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heptacableguy:

...and for my super change-up I put just one finger across the seams...

20. Posted by heptacableguy | February 10, 2006 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 08:59

At the funeral of Tookie Wi... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Village Idiot | February 10, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Village Idiot:

At the funeral of Tookie Williams, President Bush calls for a moment of silence while flashing the crips gang sign.

21. Posted by Village Idiot | February 10, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:01

I know this is similar to t... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by David Gerstman | February 10, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David Gerstman:

I know this is similar to the Helen Thomas one, but I thought of this before I saw it:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

22. Posted by David Gerstman | February 10, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:01

" I'm just that much short ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by radio free fred | February 10, 2006 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

" I'm just that much short of stupid."

23. Posted by radio free fred | February 10, 2006 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:05

And this is the combined in... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by lawhawk | February 10, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

And this is the combined intelligence of the DNC leadership.

Howard Dean wishes he had even this much money in the DNC bank accounts.

I've covered my tracks with precisely this much horsecrap so there's no way you can pin anything on me.

My precious!

24. Posted by lawhawk | February 10, 2006 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:11

This is about how much I ca... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Faith+1 | February 10, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

This is about how much I care about polls and what the press thinks of me...like it or not I have a job to do.

25. Posted by Faith+1 | February 10, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:15

"Hah, they call me stupid b... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Faith+1 | February 10, 2006 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"Hah, they call me stupid but I only have to use this much intelligence to outwit the Liberals."

26. Posted by Faith+1 | February 10, 2006 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:18

President Bush was asked to... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 10, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

President Bush was asked today to estimate the level of media objectivity.

27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 10, 2006 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:21

It was a piece of pretzel a... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 10, 2006 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

It was a piece of pretzel about this big.

28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 10, 2006 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:21

Well if you ask me I though... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by bcb0225 | February 10, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bcb0225:

Well if you ask me I thought the ball was this far from the goal line when Roethlisberger was tackled, so the call should have been revesed.

29. Posted by bcb0225 | February 10, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:27

"C'mon everybody, sing it..... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Mighty Dwight | February 10, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Dwight:

"C'mon everybody, sing it..C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...OOOOOHHHH C is for Cookies, that's good enough for me...Ohh Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C"

30. Posted by Mighty Dwight | February 10, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:27

Bush constantly marveled at... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by FreakyBoy | February 10, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Bush constantly marveled at his opposable thumbs.

31. Posted by FreakyBoy | February 10, 2006 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:28

There once was a man of our... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by robert | February 10, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

There once was a man of our side,
our leader, mentor, and guide.
But he learned from the Veep,
a lesson to keep.
It's not how long, but how wide.

32. Posted by robert | February 10, 2006 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:42

O.K. ..... I'll repeat my a... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Elmo | February 10, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elmo:

O.K. ..... I'll repeat my answer for the hearing impaired reporters who are here today. Using international sign language. What's that ..... Terry Moran isn't spelt 'cunt'?

33. Posted by Elmo | February 10, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 09:55

Dick Cheney told me he was ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff | February 10, 2006 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Dick Cheney told me he was in the Senate Sauna the other day with Harry Reid & even with a full chub Reid was only this big.

34. Posted by Jeff | February 10, 2006 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 10:00

President Bush holds up an ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by bcb0225 | February 10, 2006 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bcb0225:

President Bush holds up an invisible vial containing a sample of the Bush Derangement Syndrome virus.

35. Posted by bcb0225 | February 10, 2006 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 10:15

President Bush demonstrates... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Daniel | February 10, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

President Bush demonstrates the proper grip for throwing a circle-change, a parting gift he recieved from the Texas Rangers pitching staff.

36. Posted by Daniel | February 10, 2006 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 10:17

We need to NIP IT IN THE BU... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Timmer | February 10, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

We need to NIP IT IN THE BUD I'm tellin' ya, this terrorism thing is out of control, so we NIP IT, NIP IT IN THE BUD.

37. Posted by Timmer | February 10, 2006 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 10:18

ZIPPIT. ZIP. IT.... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Timmer | February 10, 2006 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

ZIPPIT. ZIP. IT.

38. Posted by Timmer | February 10, 2006 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 10:19

"You saw us. The wife and I... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 10, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"You saw us. The wife and I are good. And so, I announce today that Laura and I will compete on the next Dancing With The Politicians. Hah. We also have an edge. I control telecommunications in this here land. By my calculation, we will win by this much."

39. Posted by Rachel Edith | February 10, 2006 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 10:26

"Why do Dhimmi Carter and H... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 10, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

"Why do Dhimmi Carter and Howard Dean feel the need to lash out all the time? Yep. Size does matter."

40. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 10, 2006 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 10:28

"You see, that's why the 'v... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by pprice | February 10, 2006 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pprice:

"You see, that's why the 'virgin thing' is so important.

41. Posted by pprice | February 10, 2006 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 10, 2006 10:32