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Let it bead.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Don Surber | February 24, 2006 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let it bead.
1. Posted by Don Surber | February 24, 2006 7:33 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 07:33
2. Posted by Joe | February 24, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill! Bill Clinton! I'm over here!
2. Posted by Joe | February 24, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 07:48
3. Posted by Gringo | February 24, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah! Show us you-- wait, wrong site.
3. Posted by Gringo | February 24, 2006 7:51 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 07:51
4. Posted by sue | February 24, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bridal Shower
4. Posted by sue | February 24, 2006 7:54 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 07:54
5. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" I hope Dick Cheney doesn't draw a bead on you."
5. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:03 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:03
6. Posted by Guido | February 24, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a nice day for White Chocolate Wedding
6. Posted by Guido | February 24, 2006 8:06 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:06
7. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
7. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:10 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:10
8. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
8. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:13 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:13
9. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
9. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:19 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:19
10. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Nagel Nuptials
10. Posted by radio free fred | February 24, 2006 8:21 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:21
11. Posted by Chris | February 24, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Show me your 'something borrowed'! Yeah, baby, now show me your 'something blue'!"
11. Posted by Chris | February 24, 2006 8:32 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:32
12. Posted by rick13 | February 24, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do you mean I can't wear white?
12. Posted by rick13 | February 24, 2006 8:34 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:34
13. Posted by Tango | February 24, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Katrina Relief!
13. Posted by Tango | February 24, 2006 8:37 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:37
14. Posted by eLarson | February 24, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah, so like, for the honeymoon we're going to Des Moines..."
14. Posted by eLarson | February 24, 2006 8:44 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:44
15. Posted by docjim505 | February 24, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wait, isn't this supposed to be the other way around? I thought WE threw beads to THEM.
15. Posted by docjim505 | February 24, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:47
16. Posted by Dodo David | February 24, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bouquet toss at a Mardi Gras wedding.
16. Posted by Dodo David | February 24, 2006 8:59 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 08:59
17. Posted by MacKay | February 24, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's the chocolate?
17. Posted by MacKay | February 24, 2006 9:10 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 09:10
18. Posted by No One of Consequence | February 24, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"'Three Brides for a Brother': A New Orleans take on a classic"
18. Posted by No One of Consequence | February 24, 2006 9:38 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 09:38
19. Posted by von | February 24, 2006 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a reversal of roles at Mardi Gras this year, Michael Moore was showing HIS boobs. Moore was injured when he fell off a balcony trying to save a cheeseburger that fell out when he lifted his shirt.
19. Posted by von | February 24, 2006 9:40 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 09:40
20. Posted by Hoodlumman | February 24, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"SHOW US YOUR PRE-NUPS!!"
20. Posted by Hoodlumman | February 24, 2006 9:43 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 09:43
21. Posted by McGehee | February 24, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This pic has got to be photoshopped! Who can look that good in taffeta in New Orleans!?
21. Posted by McGehee | February 24, 2006 9:48 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 09:48
22. Posted by Maggie | February 24, 2006 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The stupid girls heard The Big Easy was the town for big "blow" jobs. Since they were easy, too, they thought they'd have no trouble finding a Him-a-cain.
22. Posted by Maggie | February 24, 2006 9:50 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 09:50
23. Posted by lawhawk | February 24, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton couldn't be reached for comment...
This isn't the New Orleans Ray Nagin had in mind
Bridal Girls Gone Wild
23. Posted by lawhawk | February 24, 2006 9:57 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 09:57
24. Posted by bcb0225 | February 24, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fearing that NOLA residents would misspend relief money FEMA implemented a barter system using bead necklaces.
24. Posted by bcb0225 | February 24, 2006 10:11 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 10:11
25. Posted by bcb0225 | February 24, 2006 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Governor Kathleen Blanco spends another $500,000 of state money, this time for a wedding.
25. Posted by bcb0225 | February 24, 2006 10:12 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 10:12
26. Posted by Timmer | February 24, 2006 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah Baby, I'm ready to get married...but you better have better than these cheap beads in your pocket.
26. Posted by Timmer | February 24, 2006 10:13 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 10:13
27. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | February 24, 2006 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Flipping through images from New Orleans, Maureen Dowd gets an idea for how to finally land a man of her own.
27. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | February 24, 2006 10:29 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 10:29
28. Posted by tblubird | February 24, 2006 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wedding my ass! Throw me some freakin beads!
28. Posted by tblubird | February 24, 2006 10:31 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 10:31
29. Posted by JimK | February 24, 2006 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- "Hey little sister what have you done?"
- "WHOOOOOOO! I WHIPPED 'EM OUT! WHOOOOO! GIMME BEADS. CHECK OUT THESE TEATS!"
29. Posted by JimK | February 24, 2006 10:42 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 10:42
30. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 24, 2006 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the girls found out the float was throwing Stuffed Plush Prophet Mohammad Dolls, things really got wild.
30. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 24, 2006 10:59 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 10:59
31. Posted by Master Shake | February 24, 2006 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Outraged Muslims rename "Mardi Gras beads" to "the Ben Wa beads of Muhammad".
31. Posted by Master Shake | February 24, 2006 11:14 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 11:14
32. Posted by DaveD | February 24, 2006 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Getting a bus ride in New Orleans by any means necessary!!!!
32. Posted by DaveD | February 24, 2006 11:25 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 11:25
33. Posted by BlogDog | February 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They're mixing with the population
A virus wearing pumps and pearls
Lord help the lonely guys
Hooked by those hungry eyes
Here come Tomorrow's Girls
Tomorrow's Girls "
33. Posted by BlogDog | February 24, 2006 11:40 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 11:40
34. Posted by obbanner | February 24, 2006 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We want tri-sexual marriage - NOW!!!
34. Posted by obbanner | February 24, 2006 11:49 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 11:49
35. Posted by Peter F. | February 24, 2006 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll show you my breasts for a house!"
35. Posted by Peter F. | February 24, 2006 11:50 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 11:50
36. Posted by yeatanothejohn | February 24, 2006 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Her husband always thought spending so much money to buy a dress she would wear only once was a waste of money. But hey, if wearing it a second time will get them a nickle's worth of beads...
36. Posted by yeatanothejohn | February 24, 2006 11:52 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 11:52
37. Posted by Faith+1 | February 24, 2006 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's well known what is required to flash for a set of beads at Mardi Gras. The ladies were silent as to what they flashed to have the wedding dresses thrown to them.
37. Posted by Faith+1 | February 24, 2006 12:11 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 12:11
38. Posted by LJD | February 24, 2006 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mayor Nagin attempts to embrace ethnic diversity with this year's Mardi Gras theme "Putting cream in the hot chocolate- or vice versa".
38. Posted by LJD | February 24, 2006 12:12 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 12:12
39. Posted by billburz | February 24, 2006 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
its this long, and this thick (see mouth)
39. Posted by billburz | February 24, 2006 12:41 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 12:41
40. Posted by Margo Demers | February 24, 2006 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wait, wait! I want to throw my veil into the ring for the beanbag chair!!
40. Posted by Margo Demers | February 24, 2006 1:37 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 13:37
41. Posted by c | February 24, 2006 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shoeless Joe Jihadi: "Is this Heaven? Where are the other 69?"
Kevin Costner: "Nope, and it's not Iowa either -- don't let the gowns fool you."
41. Posted by c | February 24, 2006 2:13 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2006 14:13
42. Posted by Phil O'Dendron | February 24, 2006 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The girls went crazy when Al Gore opened his duster and revealed the firm new Irish potato in the front pocket of his freshly pressed jeans!