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General malcontent. Used to be sorta famous.

Kathy Griffin Insults Bristol Palin, Gets Booed

At least she owns the thing. I guarantee you Griffin went in there with that joke just to get the cheap heat. It does make me wonder about these…

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But before we fix anything, how's about some completely irrelevant college football?

Harry Reid keeping his priorities strait in order*. Why get worked up about this "economy" thing when there's pandering to be done? And this wasn't some crackpot wingnut hater who…

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And by "Conversation" I mean "Shut UP"

Great video about open dialog from my old buds at SMB. It's some "Conversations with Marchers for America" that sounds more like a shouting match than a conversation. And a…

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Pie Chart of the Day: The Federal Pay Freeze

Pie Chart of the Day: The Federal Pay Freeze

Philip Klein cranks out a simple chart to try and explain what the proposed federal pay freeze will do to help our struggling economy: Not a lot of help goin'…

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Have a Happy Capitalist Thanksgiving

Thanks to Reason TV for this visual reminder of how this little colony really started. For the record, I'm in the former camp, rather than the latter….

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At Least He'd Be Better Than Alec Baldwin

And now Cookie Monster wants to host Saturday Night Live: First reaction? Why the crap would you want to ruin your reputation by going on that show? The only time…

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Facebook Trademarks "Face"

No, really. Yes, just the word, "face". Er, "Face®". They had to have paid somebody off to get this to happen. Even here, now, in the light of what's gone…

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Improving the TSA Screening Process

Improving the TSA Screening Process

Please tell me this has been done by somebody somewhere before I was actually working on a post which had as its thesis that hiring strippers to perform those…

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Is It Wrong to Say that Zombie Reagan Lives?

First off, let me say that I'm a huge Reagan fan, and a growing Christie fan. Hah! I've made a joke about size. How droll! It's just that I keep…

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Good Thing They Weren't Carrying Weapons

This is just too stupid to be described adequately, an account of what happens when US soldiers come back to our wonderfully secure airports. Picture hundreds of fully-armed military going…

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Engrish Video: TSA Screening Procedures

Weren't we supposed to have flying cars by now? I rate this video a firm, "ah, whatever." However, this whole TSA-family-jewels-3-year-old-Catholic-nun-groping thing needs some major PR help. Like, now….

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Nancy Pelosi Still Has What It Takes!

Nancy Pelosi was elected to lead the Democrats in the House. Sigh. In making his case to the Democratic caucus today, Shuler said the Democratic Party needs to be…

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Video: Why Can't Chuck Get His Business Off the Ground?

They had me at… How can Americans create private sector jobs? The solution to America’s jobs problem lies not with budget-busting federally mandated "stimulus" programs. Ah, your small-government lower-regulation…

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Monday Morning Argument

Today's Argumenter: The New York Times Today's Argument: You Fix the Budget Bonus Argument: Disclaimer Text at the Bottom of the Page: Notes: These suggested cuts would need to be…

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Dennis Miller on Nancy Pelosi's Tenure

While I'm a big fan of Dennis Miller, we're both not a big fans of Nancy. Need to tell you about a mild content warning for language (mostly bleeped) and…

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In (Hopefully) My Only DWtS Post Ever

In (Hopefully) My Only DWtS Post Ever

Back in the day I grew Wizbang Pop! into a serviceable celebrity gossip site. It has grown monumentally since I was an anchor there, with Tracey and Liz and…

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Thought Exercise: Payday Lending

Some background on this: a couple of years ago a guy bought my truck. It was an old truck and it had been in a wreck (and was sitting in…

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Short Film: Reveille

I defy you not to feel something watching this. I DEFY YOU. Still as moving as when I first saw it in 2006. For more information about this short,…

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Gerrymandering 101

Gerrymandering 101

Everybody does it. Just get over that fact. Changing the districts is a political reality that is both extremely powerful, and never going away. Everybody complains about it, yet…

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OH! Because Chris Christie is Fat, Therefore One Would Need A Larger Entrance!

It took me a moment when i saw this at Weasel Zippers, but I finally figured out why Chris Matthews said that! He was making oh the most droll pun…

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Dear Google Reader,

First of all, let me complement you on being a first-rate RSS aggregator. I've since given up on any other service, since they sync to you anyways, why bother with…

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Happy Birthday Marines. Also, Baby Otters.

Congratulations, Marines, on your 235th birthday! Almost forgot, but Slublog at AoSHQ reminded me. There’s also a great picture he posted of Lt. General Lewis B "Chesty" Puller that nobody…

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I Finally Feel for You Cancer Stick People

I Finally Feel for You Cancer Stick People

Let me warn you, this image is from an actual fear-mongering proposal brought to you by your federal government. Yea. Even sometimes I can't even explain things like this. The…

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First they came for my Oreos…

Awesome update to the "First They Came" about our Nanny State government from American Thinker Blog: They first came for the light bulbs, and I didn’t speak up because I’m…

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Why Are We Still In the UN?

All I can figure is so we can either continuing to apologize for stuff everybody else does worse, or to get blamed…for something everybody else does worse. Just a reminder,…

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