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Seattle Times: Hitler's demands were not unreasonable

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: May 17, 2008 · Comments (3)

Un-freakin'-believable. There are no words for the sheer lunacy of what you are about to read. Democrats are rebuking President Bush for saying in his speech to the Knesset, here, that to "negotiate with terrorists and radicals" is "appeasement." The Democrats took it as a slap at Barack Obama. What... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Huckabee kisses his veep dreams goodbye

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: May 17, 2008 · Comments (3)

And all with one little quote: During a speech before the National Rifle Association convention Friday afternoon in Louisville, Kentucky, former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee -- who has endorsed presumptive GOP nominee John McCain -- joked that an unexpected offstage noise was Democrat Barack Obama looking to avoid a... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

An empty can is noisy

Posted by Bill Jempty · Published: May 16, 2008 · Comments (16)

That's a favorite saying of my wife. It applies to people who have very little to say. Listen to Kevin James a radio show host get taken on by MSNBC's Chris Matthews. I stopped counting at eleven how many times Matthews asked James what did Neville Chamberlain do. James never... [Full Story]

Rating: 2.5/5 (11 votes cast)

Woman who drove teenage girl to suicide indicted

Posted by Kim Priestap · Published: May 16, 2008 · Comments (17)

Lori Drew is a sick, sick woman. I mean, there is something seriously wrong with her. At 49 years old, she took on the persona of a 16 year old boy she named Josh Evans. She created a My Space page in his name for the purpose of tormenting Megan... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.5/5 (6 votes cast)

I Have No Words...

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: May 5, 2008 · Comments (17)

...because Kevin has ruled that we can not use profanity in titles. All I can say is that if even a small percentage of this story is true, I am ready to toss aside my lifelong respect for the law and doing things by the book and using the system... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.1/5 (16 votes cast)

The editor of the Buffalo Beast responds

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: April 29, 2008 · Comments (25)

Remember Ian Murphy, the shithead who had such horrible things to say about our troops? You know, this stuff: So, 4000 rubes are dead. Cry me the Tigris. Another 30,000 have been seriously wounded. Boo fucking hoo. They got what they asked for--and cool robotic limbs, too. Likely, just reading... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.8/5 (22 votes cast)

Lefty blogger: "So 4,000 Rubes Are Dead, Cry Me A Tigris"

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: April 28, 2008 · Comments (40)

There really isn't anything that can adequately prepare you for the depravity of what you are about to read, so let's just jump right into it. Here's an essay from yet another patriotic liberal. Be cautioned before clicking the link: LGF is reporting that clicking the donation link leads to... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.2/5 (29 votes cast)

Wanna die for some guy's "art"?

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: April 24, 2008 · Comments (6)

Then this project, my friend, is for YOU: The prizewinning artist Gregor Schneider, enfant terrible of the German cultural scene, is looking for a volunteer who is willing to die for his - that is, Mr Schneider's - art. He wants someone whose dying hours will be spent in an... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (13 votes cast)

Peace thugs attack an Iraq war veteran...

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: April 23, 2008 · Comments (20)

... and his family (emphasis mine). For the second time in as many weeks, an Iraq War Veteran and his family held a Support the Troops rally across the street from the weekly "peace" protest in this college town. This week the true nature of the 'peace' activists was... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.4/5 (28 votes cast)

From North Korea, With Love

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: April 20, 2008 · Comments (5)

From the "progressive" government of The People's Republic of Korea, a musical salute to the American Left. WARNING: Contains graphic depictions of assorted leftist scum, riff-raff, moonbats, and Obama supporters. Not suitable for work, children, or decent people with heart trouble. Isn't it nice to know the "progressives" have support... [Full Story]

Rating: 4/5 (8 votes cast)

How About "All Of The Above?"

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: April 15, 2008 · Comments (26)

Well, former president Jimmy Carter is shoving his nose into international affairs yet again. He's meeting with Hamas. Hamas, you may recall, is both the duly elected government of the Palestinian Authority and an officially declared terrorist organization. Carter (who will be a "superdelegate" at this summer's Democratic National Convention... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.6/5 (31 votes cast)

John Kerry: Lying about Vietnam Vets to make their lives better!

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: April 12, 2008 · Comments (30)

Well, whaddya know. Apparently, accusing his fellow Vietnam war vets of raping, murdering, electrocuting, dismembering, torturing, mutilating, etc., innocent civilians was all because he just cared so gosh darn much. He wanted to bring about a policy change, darn it, and smearing his fellow soldiers was the best way to... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.6/5 (19 votes cast)

Phelps & Co. chased off UW campus

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: April 11, 2008 · Comments (15)

So, it's pretty much been established that Fred Phelps & Co. of the disgusting Westboro Baptist Church need to be eradicated from the face of the planet. No, I don't mean someone should go kill them, but it would be a better place if they just didn't exist. Their newest... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.7/5 (19 votes cast)

Video of the Day

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: April 10, 2008 · Comments (22)

Here's a disturbing video for you today -- some idiot parents thought it would be a good idea to let their baby play with a cobra. A COBRA. Ace's readers point out that, as a performing cobra, it is probably defanged, but I still call major asshattery on the part... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.5/5 (11 votes cast)

Ron Paul endorses . . . the John Birch Society

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: April 5, 2008 · Comments (76)

Yes, Ron Paul is still running for the Republican nomination, and still declines to endorse John McCain. But he finds the time to salute one of the oldest fringe conspiracy-nut organizations around, the John Birch Society. And you thought he wasn't nuttier than a Snickers™ Bar? Neil Stevens reports at... [Full Story]

Rating: 1.7/5 (106 votes cast)

Ah, Sweet, Sweet Justice...

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: April 3, 2008 · Comments (14)

First up, the founder of Err America and husband of a Democratic senator is busted engaging the services of a hooker. Then it turns out that Hillary Clinton's campaign -- which numbers among its planks "health insurance for everyone" -- is almost $300,000 behind in paying the premiums for its... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.1/5 (14 votes cast)

Justice Delayed, But Still Served

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: April 2, 2008 · Comments (16)

Wow. Things certainly can happen fast around the blogosphere. A couple of days ago, Pilgrim -- one of the contributors to Rob Port's Say Anything site -- was delighted to hear one of his pieces being read on Walton and Johnson, a Gulf-area syndicated talk show. At the end of... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.5/5 (24 votes cast)

Vengeance Is Mine

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: April 2, 2008 · Comments (9)

Well, I just had a little evil fun. The other day, I wrote about Walton and Johnson, the talk-show assholes who have ripped off Pilgrim's piece from Say Anything. This morning, I listen--ed to them online. And when they invited people to call in and rant about anything they liked... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.5/5 (11 votes cast)

Thieving Scum

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: April 1, 2008 · Comments (14)

I have a few pet peeves. One of them is plagiarism. I have absolutely no patience or tolerance for those who take others' work as their own. I've busted a few people who rip off my stuff here at Wizbang -- it's remarkable how well a "Google trap" can work.... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.3/5 (15 votes cast)

Build a castle in the sand, pay a fine out the butt

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: March 29, 2008 · Comments (23)

After an Isle of Palms (near Charleston, SC) patrol officer twisted his ankle on the beach one night, the morons on City Council set to work to regulate the villainous children who dig sand on the beach, leaving holes. Jessica Johnson reports for The Post and Courier: Building in the... [Full Story]

Rating: 4/5 (9 votes cast)

Small Town Blues Leave 'Em In The Red

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: March 28, 2008 · Comments (9)

Every now and then, the Boston Globe goes and really ticks me off. That's when they prove that they can, occasionally, do a decent job. And when they do that by finding something seriously wrong here in New Hampshire, it's just that much worse. The town of Windsor, New Hampshire,... [Full Story]

Rating: 3.8/5 (10 votes cast)

Sex offender wants to run for mayor of Dallas suburb

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: March 25, 2008 · Comments (7)

Huh? A registered sex offender collared in an Internet sting four years ago is running for mayor of a small Dallas suburb. James Brian Sliter (SLY'-ter) says he's sorry and needs to prove he can be an asset to his community. The 42-year-old was arrested after arranging sex with someone... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.2/5 (10 votes cast)

Random Thought Of The Evening

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: March 24, 2008 · Comments (23)

Earlier today, Cassy wrote about the anti-war dipshits who disrupted Easter services at a Catholic Church because... um... well... OK, I'm a little unclear what the church in question had to do with the war, but I'm sure there was a solid connection. Somewhere. Anyway, as I thought about this... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.1/5 (13 votes cast)

Troooooth And Doody: Mary Mapes Speaks

Posted by Jay Tea · Published: March 23, 2008 · Comments (9)

Well, I've made it through Chapter 8 of Mary Mapes' book, "Truth And Duty: The Press, The President, And The Privilege Of Power," and it's the worse for wear. I have tossed it across the room in disgust an average of three times per chapter. It's a fascinating read, though.... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.5/5 (20 votes cast)

TMZ: Recovering missing soldiers is a "ridiculous waste"

Posted by Cassy Fiano · Published: March 21, 2008 · Comments (11)

TMZ, the celebrity gossip site, has taken a break from posting about Britney's crotch shots, celebrity sex tapes, fashion scandals, and American Idol to opine about taxes and the military. Here's what they had to say: Former "Bachelor" bachelor Andy Baldwin just got back from the island of Palau in... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.7/5 (12 votes cast)

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