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  • 2011.01.27: Drug Running For Dummies
  • 2009.11.02: Harvard Law School Grad Sets Fire to 9/11 Chapel
  • 2009.10.27: Man Gets 31 Years in Prison for Throwing Feces in Court, Robbery
  • 2009.10.04: Oh, That's Why They Call It Dope!
  • 2009.03.14: Life in Florida XXIII
  • 2009.03.12: Life in Florida XXII
  • 2009.03.12: The Knuckleheads of the Day award
  • 2009.03.10: Escape plan
  • 2009.03.09: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2009.03.03: Life in Florida XXI
  • 2009.03.02: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2009.02.28: Fake, fake
  • 2009.02.27: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2009.02.25: Life in Florida XX
  • 2009.02.24: Self locking
  • 2009.02.19: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2009.02.18: Cheap cuts
  • 2009.02.15: The Knuckleheads of the Day award
  • 2009.02.12: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2009.01.10: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2009.01.08: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.12.12: $3 billion tax refund
  • 2008.12.02: Cough them up
  • 2008.12.01: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.11.27: To Catch a thief
  • 2008.11.26: Double Whammy
  • 2008.11.25: To the golf cart Robin
  • 2008.11.19: Surf and Turf
  • 2008.11.14: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.11.12: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.11.10: Life in Florida XIX
  • 2008.11.09: Life in Florida XVIII
  • 2008.11.08: Life in Florida XVII
  • 2008.11.05: Life in Florida XVI
  • 2008.11.04: Life in Florida XV
  • 2008.11.04: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.11.01: Life in Florida XIV
  • 2008.10.23: Avatar murder
  • 2008.10.22: Life in Florida XIII
  • 2008.10.16: Now he's toast
  • 2008.10.16: Life in Florida XII
  • 2008.10.07: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.10.06: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.10.04: The Knuckleheads of the Day award
  • 2008.10.04: You light up my life
  • 2008.10.02: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.09.30: Size matters II
  • 2008.09.22: Life in Florida XI
  • 2008.09.15: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.09.03: What a waste
  • 2008.08.10: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.08.04: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.07.24: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.07.16: Thirty-three, trying to be sixteen, acting like five
  • 2008.07.15: Life in Florida IX
  • 2008.07.13: Life in Florida VIII
  • 2008.07.03: Life in Florida VI
  • 2008.07.03: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.07.02: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.06.25: Life in Florida V
  • 2008.06.23: Life in Florida IV
  • 2008.06.22: Crime reporter
  • 2008.06.20: The Knuckleheads of the Day award
  • 2008.06.19: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.06.17: Life in Florida III
  • 2008.06.16: He probably just needed a lift
  • 2008.06.11: Extended Family
  • 2008.04.17: Don't Go ahead and tase me, bro!
  • 2008.04.07: Coward punches horse in rear end
  • 2008.04.07: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.04.05: Life in Florida II
  • 2008.03.31: Life in Florida
  • 2008.03.30: More "Tasering" in Florida
  • 2008.03.29: The fastest way to get Tasered
  • 2008.03.26: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.03.26: Kids These Days...
  • 2008.03.26: Dumbest. Criminals. Ever.
  • 2008.03.25: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.03.25: "But I really LOVE hominy, officer!"
  • 2008.03.22: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.03.21: Spring Break starts with a bang
  • 2008.03.16: Not making the grade
  • 2008.03.14: News that you can use IV
  • 2008.03.07: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.02.25: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.02.23: Size matters
  • 2008.02.22: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.02.14: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.02.06: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.02.06: Rock Bottom
  • 2008.02.03: The Knuckleheads of the Day award
  • 2008.01.29: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.01.22: The Knuckleheads of the Day award
  • 2008.01.20: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.01.18: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.01.06: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.01.03: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2008.01.02: Dumb Criminals Shouldn't Lead To Dumb Laws
  • 2008.01.01: The Knucklehead of the Day award
  • 2007.11.22: I Love A Story With A Happy Ending
  • 2007.11.22: "Bring me beer - or the little goat gets it!"
  • 2007.11.15: Barry Bonds indicted
  • 2007.10.23: "Preppy killer" arrested in drug bust
  • 2007.10.13: Most realistic Halloween "Haunted House" ever
  • 2007.10.11: Michael Vick - going to the dogs?
  • 2007.10.08: Falling For One Of The Oldest Lies
  • 2007.10.02: I'd Almost Vote For This Guy
  • 2007.09.25: Vick indicted on state dog-fighting charges in VA
  • 2007.09.16: O.J Arrested in Vegas
  • 2007.09.14: That's Not A Bug, That's A Feature!
  • 2007.09.07: Fugitive fundraiser nabbed in Colorado
  • 2007.08.21: Where There's Smoke...
  • 2007.08.18: "Gun exchange" yields missile launcher
  • 2007.08.08: "If It's Stupid And It Works, It Ain't Stupid"
  • 2007.07.31: Trolls Gone Wild
  • 2007.07.20: By hooker by crook...
  • 2007.07.14: "Give me all your money, sweetie -- and call me some time. You have my number."
  • 2007.07.09: "Make like a tree and leave!"
  • 2007.07.07: Hang him high
  • 2007.06.28: Goldilocks and the Dumb Crooks
  • 2007.06.12: Double dipping for double dips
  • 2007.05.29: Bad seeds
  • 2007.05.12: "Why don't I just cuff and stuff myself for you, officer?"
  • 2007.05.08: Jay Tea's tasteless thought of the day
  • 2007.05.08: "It's not easy being a cop!"
  • 2007.03.30: A shocking crime story
  • 2007.03.23: He's got high hopes...
  • 2007.02.27: Faking it
  • 2007.02.24: Yet another salvo in the New Hampshire/Massachusetts war
  • 2007.02.16: Jennifer's new secret exposed
  • 2007.02.11: It's all about location
  • 2007.02.08: Going for the gold
  • 2007.01.19: "She who steals my good name..."
  • 2007.01.16: Talk about a real crack-head...
  • 2006.12.27: Just the booze talking
  • 2006.11.30: Not-so-great moments in marketing
  • 2006.11.18: I think this guy needs to re-read the "Robin Hood" stories again...
  • 2006.11.04: Mad Love
  • 2006.11.01: Dumb criminals know no nationalities
  • 2006.09.30: Yogi at the bat
  • 2006.09.28: Katie's Revenge
  • 2006.09.27: A hooker with a badge of gold
  • 2006.09.23: Killing a rabbit no ticket to freedom
  • 2006.09.20: In for a penny, in for a pounding
  • 2006.09.19: Blinded by the white
  • 2006.09.14: Darn, I knew I forgot something...
  • 2006.09.08: Perverts in the news
  • 2006.09.01: A couple expensive cups of coffee
  • 2006.08.23: Burglars should be choosers
  • 2006.08.22: Bicyclist engages in fowl play with cops
  • 2006.07.29: The rumors of my hiatus have been greatly exaggerated
  • 2006.07.22: Bad cops - no donuts!
  • 2006.07.13: "Special Delivery for Dave!" "Dave's not here, man!"
  • 2006.07.09: It's all about location, location, location
  • 2006.07.03: Dying for some food
  • 2006.06.27: Sometimes the crime is its own punishment...
  • 2006.06.23: Why me?
  • 2006.06.21: Myspace: it's not just for child molesters...
  • 2006.06.21: Gimme that old-time religion...
  • 2006.06.15: Car 7089, where are you?
  • 2006.06.11: Another failed Darwin Award nominee
  • 2006.06.07: Is McKinney Dealing?
  • 2006.06.05: Not exactly Mother of the Year material...
  • 2006.05.26: Quis custodiet ipsos meter maids?
  • 2006.05.24: "Motion to withdraw granted. Bailiff, remove the defendant from counsel's throat."
  • 2006.05.11: Scissors beats paper
  • 2006.04.24: "Maybe if we ignore them, they'll just go away"
  • 2006.04.20: Is it OK to question these dirtbags' patriotism?
  • 2006.04.15: Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered
  • 2006.04.05: A public service announcement for perverts
  • 2006.04.03: Weekend Caption Contest - Special Weekday Edition
  • 2006.03.29: Living high on the dog: a dumb criminal roundup
  • 2006.03.21: Dude, where's my bail?
  • 2006.03.01: Missed it by that much
  • 2006.02.28: Yet more dumb criminals
  • 2006.02.26: You'd think he would know better...
  • 2006.02.24: Another dumb criminal roundup
  • 2006.02.21: Gee, that truck looks familiar...
  • 2006.02.10: "Order in the court!" "I'll have another beer!"
  • 2006.02.07: Dumb Criminal roundup
  • 2006.02.05: Here comes the crook, all battered and shook
  • 2006.02.01: And people wonder why we don't like lawyers...
  • 2006.01.25: Um, I think I meant to take a left here...
  • 2006.01.20: Cops let their fingers do the walking
  • 2006.01.02: Starting the new year off properly
  • 2005.12.30: Please come with me, sir; I believe you know the way...
  • 2005.12.28: Strangely enough, I have just what you need at home...
  • 2005.12.17: I'd like to upgrade this violation to a felony...
  • 2005.12.10: Don't mess with small town store owners
  • 2005.12.09: You can't con an honest man
  • 2005.11.28: Ronald MacDonald Charged With Robbing Wendy's
  • 2005.11.22: Sometimes a picture's worth a thousand days -- behind bars
  • 2005.11.20: Home Depot casts out handyman from paradise
  • 2005.11.13: Double Trouble
  • 2005.11.11: Cell Phone Bandit Robs Fourth Bank
  • 2005.10.31: Why don't they just swallow their pride?
  • 2005.10.08: A good idea, not thought through enough
  • 2005.09.24: Common Sense Prevails
  • 2005.09.16: Bad day for incompetent criminals
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