Asshats Archive

Despite Rabble-Rousers Urging Ferguson Citizens to Vote, Few Bothered

After months of rioting, one of the main themes that many left-wing rabble-rousers have been pushing on residents of Ferguson is to register to vote so that they can “change” their local government. But despite all the rhetoric, few Ferguson …

Obama’s Sec. of Education Says Taxpayer Funded Pre-School is a Civil Right

Obama’s Secretary of Education, Chicago operative Arne Duncan, is hoping to make taxpayer funded, universal pre-school a “civil right.” During comments made in Los Angeles at the LA Universal Preschool forum on Oct. 21, Chicago hack Arne Duncan said that …

Obamacare Funds Being Used to Push Amnesty for Illegals

Obamacare was supposed to be about getting healthcare for those Americans–I emphasize, Americans–who fell through the system and were un-insured. But, like all government programs, it has failed to do what it set out to do. Worse, now we find …

IRS Impounds Bank Accounts With No Warrant, No Cause, No Crime And It’s Legal!

In Obama’s America all the IRS needs to take all your money, freeze your accounts, and arrest you is their opinion that your assets might be suspicious. No warrants are needed, no proof of any actual crime is required. All …

Sec. of State John Kerry: Climate Change Causes Islamic Extremism

In an address at the State Department on Thursday, Secretary of State John Kerry wanted to make sure that everyone understood that Islam does not cause extremism, but deprivation and “climate change” do. Kerry appeared at a reception at the …

Crony Union Members Get Million Dollar Pensions for One Day of Teaching

In another example of why government unions should all be eliminated, two union operatives in the Illinois school system have been the happy recipients of million-dollar pensions–courtesy of the taxpayers–for teaching classes for only a single day. Back in 2011 …

Historical Ignorance: Anti-Gun TV President Claims Slavery is ‘In The Constitution’

(Personal note: I will be off line maybe until Sunday as Comcast does some repairs here. I have one on timer for tomorrow but I won’t likely have a post on Sunday.) The faux President of the United States on …

Oklahoma Beheading Shows Authorities Are Putting Us In Danger

After a Muslim convert in Oklahoma murdered a fellow co-worker at a food processing plant by beheading her, authorities there rushed to TV to claim that it was *just* workplace violence and that the Muslim murderer is not a terrorist. …

School Bans National Guard Shirt Because: GUNS!

A New York school took quick action to ban t-shirts being handed out by a New York National Guard recruiter because the shirt “promoted violence” since it had an drawing of a U.S. soldier in battledress on it. And, *gasp*, …

Academic Hypocrisy: Political Science Silent on Obama’s Failed Presidency

Political scientists are not scientists. They are liberal hacks searching for ways to excuse their liberalism. This fact has been fully established with this year’s American Political Science Association convention which featured not a single session on Obama’s failed presidency …

Kerry Says Bible Commands Us to Help Muslims With Climate Change–WHERE is Media?

At a ceremony to appoint Texas lawyer Shaaril Zafar as the State Department’s “special representative to Muslim communities,” Secretary of State John Kerry claimed that the Bible commands us to help “Muslim-majority” countries to protect themselves from global warming. So, …

Muslim ‘Cleric’ Jokes About 9/11, Other Terror Attacks on CNN

Supposed Muslim “cleric” Anjam Choudary, a man who is often seen on TV as the leading voice of Muslims in Britain, thought it would be hilarious to make a joke about 9/11 and other famous terror attacks on CNN on …

Obama’s Nanny-State, Government-Sponsored Instructions For ‘How To Roast Marshmallows’

Are you a stupid American? Obama’s government thinks you are. So stupid, in fact, that his US Forest Service felt it necessary to give us all a 700-word article on how to roast marshmallows. Because, you know, you are all …

Finally a Lib ‘Journalist’ With Guts to Say He Wants Conservatives Banned from TV

We already know that the fascist, authoritarian left wants to ban anyone and anything they don’t agree with. But usually they have the good sense not to say so out loud for fear that people will realize they are fascist …

‘Ethicist’ Richard Dawkins Says it’s ‘Immoral’ Not to Abort Down Syndrome Babies

So-called ethicist Richard Dawkins, famed as the world’s most active militant atheist, has now decided that all babies that don’t fit his definition of worthy should be aborted and that it is actually “immoral” if they are allowed to be …

Illegal Immigrant Who Killed 2 Girls Released, Protected by Obama’s DREAM-Styled Act

One of Barack Obama’s illegal aliens upon whom one of his illegal alien protection acts was bestowed has been found guilty of killing two little girls in a car accident but has been released from jail because she is protected …

Atheists Threaten to Sue Restaurant for Giving Discounts to Patrons Who Pray Before Meals

Apparently if you go to Mary’s Gourmet Diner in Winston-Salem, North Carolina and you pray before your meal you get a discount for “public prayer.” Now atheists are suing to stop this private business from indulging this business practice. Of …

Dept. of Homeland Security Report: Patriotic Americans A Danger

Once again we get left-wingers advising government officials that fanatical Islamists and other foreign terrorists are just as bad as patriotic Americans. A new report titled, “Understanding Law Enforcement Intelligence Processes,” was penned by a cadre of professors at the …
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