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Soliciting Prostitution At A Police Station Is Almost Always A Bad Idea

Unless you are a working girl in a town with a totally corrupt police department, meeting a “john” at a police station is going to turn out poorly. Such is the case for Portland, Oregon prostitute Christal Smith. From KATU: An undercover street crimes detective had been communicating with a woman online through an internet [...]

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It’s Against The Law To Give Wedgie

This is what happens we you try too hard to be a MTV-style Jackass… JANUARY 14–A video prankster was arrested last night for battery after he allegedly gave wedgies to a series of victims outside a Florida movie theater, police report. Charles Ross, 18, was busted on the misdemeanor charge after a male victim, 20, [...]

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Fake News: L.A. Cops/Media Tout Rocket Launcher Seizure That Wasn’t

Chief Charlie Beck and L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa, Dec. 27, 2012 The L.A. Police Department had big news on December 27. They had seized a pair of rocket launchers! This, of course, would have been shocking news if only they really had found “rocket launchers” in the City of Angels. As the L.A. Police Department’s “gun [...]

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Ex-Con Finds Big Surprise Behind Door Number Three

A Georgia mom stopped a home invasion by an ex-con on Friday after hiding out in an upstairs crawlspace. From The Atlanta Journal Constitution: The Loganville mother of two assumed the knocks on her front door Friday afternoon were from a solicitor. “Don’t answer,” she yelled to her 9-year-old twins playing downstairs. When the visitor [...]

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Media Ignores Union Violence: Flashback to Palin’s 2008 ‘Target’ Outrage

As unions again run amuck, this time in Michigan, the Old Media establishment has steadfastly refused to report on the union’s violence, not to mention the “violent rhetoric” coming from their advocates. But this is in stark contrast to the Summer of 2011 when the Old Media was hot to condemn the supposed “violent rhetoric” [...]

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Bad Rap Duo Are Even Worse Kidnappers

If you’re kidnapping someone to extort money from them, letting the victim go probably isn’t going to work out, as two aspiring rappers turned criminals in New York found out. From The New York Times: Two hip-hop performers were arrested on charges of kidnapping and extortion after being accused of abducting a man who discussed [...]

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Duo Arrested For Stealing Neighbors Pet Turkey For Thanksgiving Meal

Only in Florida…. Gulf Breeze, Florida (PNJ) — Tom the turkey had lived happily on Brian and Christa Caponi’s 6-acre spread in Gulf Breeze for the past year along with their menagerie of cats, goats, a dog, chickens and roosters. He was special among their 50 or so animals, Christa said. “He was a family [...]

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Cyber-Theft from Our Nation’s Banks a Growing Threat

We are all suffering from the mistaken idea that our money is “safe” after we put it in a bank. The fact is your money is at risk every day as it sits in your bank or with your financial services provider. It isn’t necessarily because those institutions will waste it, misspend it, or invest [...]

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Mugshots of the Week: 11/10/12

Here are the Mugshots of the Week for the week ending 11/10/12: According to a story published by TMZ, O.J. Simpson’s ex-girlfriend Christie Prody was arrested in  Fargo, North Dakota for trying to steal another woman’s purse.  Last April, Prody was arrested for stealing pain killers from a home where she worked as a nurse’s aid. [Insert [...]

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Mugshots of the Week: 11/03/12

Once again, to lighten the mood, here are the Mugshots of the Week. Albemarle County, Virginia news site The Daily Progress reports the following: Local Democratic Party activist Cynthia Neff made a return trip to the Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail, this time as the accused. Authorities over the weekend charged Neff with driving under the influence [...]

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Mugshots of the Week: 10/27/12

Here are the “winning” mugshots for the week ending October 27, 2012.   Jonathan David Stallard was arrested for attempted carjacking.  Here is an excerpt from a story published by Myrtle Beach Online: The 42-year-old victim looked around to see if someone could help. When she looked back, Stallard had run across the street where [...]

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Mugshot(s) of the Week : 10/20/12

Who doesn’t like to see humorous mugshots? As a way to provide a break from the constant political bickering, I give you the Mugshots of the Week for the week ending on 10/20/12, along with the news story pertaining to the mugshots. Here is an excerpt from a news story dated 10/15/12: Tulsa, OK - A [...]

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Mom Arrested For Giving Her 11-Year-Old A Tattoo

Odessa Clay, a 30-year-old A North Carolina mother, was arrested last month after authorities determined that she gave her 11-year-old daughter a small heart-shaped tattoo near her shoulder. Clay confirmed to WCTI that she did indeed tattoo her daughter. Why did she do it? “She asked me to do it,” Clay said. Clay performed the [...]

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Obama’s Offensive Anti-Woman Campaign Ad (Now Disappeared Down Memory Hole)

Earlier today the Obama campaign’s “official Tumblr page” featured an offensive message: This image was followed with a text tag that said, “because they kinda do.” Uh, no, they kinda don’t, you supercilious liars. And since when was a woman nothing but her p*ssy? I thought women wanted to be considered a whole person, a [...]

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Man Upset Over Arrest Destroys Most Of A Vermont Town’s Police Cars

Roger Pion, a Vermont farmer, was mighty pissed about a recent drug bust. He was so upset he decided to have his own makeshift Monster Jams session in the police station parking lot. The Daily Mail reports: A farmer angry over a recent arrest surprised police in Vermont on Thursday by driving his tractor over [...]

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Smart Car Driver Leads Troopers In Comical Car Chase

There’s just something funny about a guy who thinks he’s going to outrun cops in a Smart Car… HOUSTON – A suspect in a Smart Car made a dumb move when he led a DPS trooper on a high-speed chase that ended in his own driveway. Police say the trooper tried to stop David Wheaton [...]

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YouTube Daredevil Surrenders To Police

Via On Demand comes news from The Times Colonist that the guy who posted a video of himself going 186-mph (299km/h) on a Canadian highway in April has been apprehended. Randy Scott, the man charged with dangerous driving in connection with a high-speed motorcycle ride documented on YouTube, has turned himself in. Police have been [...]

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Video Shows Florida Armed Robbery Foiled By Armed Patron

Score one for the good guys. OCALA – The Internet cafe patron who shot and injured two men as they tried to rob the business will likely not face any criminal charges. “Based on what I have seen and what I know at this time, I don’t anticipate filing any charges,” said Bill Gladson of [...]

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Obama Will Pay For Your Healthcare, But Not Your Utility Bills

You’ve got to hand it to criminals, they know how to tap into the zeitgeist of a populace and use that against them. Via Lucianne comes this South Bend Tribune article: OSCEOLA — It’s a new scam, said the Better Business Bureau. President Barack Obama is not offering to pay your utility bills. In the [...]

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RO12 Film Premiere Review: Occupy Unmasked

One of the things we were treated to at this year’s Right Online event, sponsored by Americans for Prosperity, was the world premiere of the documentary film Occupy Unmasked. The one thing I can say about this film is it is absolutely intense. The amount of violence committed by the “Occupy” leftists is shocking when [...]

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Mugshot Of The Day – Tracy Mabb

Tracy Mabb is a 35 year-old woman who was arrested in Pompano Beach, Florida for exposing herself to passing motorists. The police report indicated that she pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina aThe and buttocks, in a “complete vulgar and indecent [...]

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Brett Kimberlin: Liberals Embrace Convicted Criminal as Their Own

Looks like a left-wing, wannabe murderer and convicted domestic terrorist has decided to start threatening several conservative bloggers over their posts about his violent past. The scumbag in question, one Brett Kimberlin, even found the home phone number of one of these bloggers and left a veiled threat to the man’s wife and family. Robert [...]

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Why is the Georgia Democrat Party Employing a Convicted Criminal?

For some unknown reason, the state Democrat Party of Georgia’s Political Director, one Ali Rashad Richey, is a man with a long arrest record and no one seems the last bit worried about it in the Peach State — neither politicians nor the media. This man’s arrests are for such offenses as burglary, assault, battery, [...]

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Article On John Edwards Never Once Mentions ‘Democrat,’ But attacks Republicans Five Times

Curiously, the same Atlantic article that rightfully points out that the Old Media was “late to report” on Democrat candidate for President John Edwards’ extramarital affairs an corruption makes its own strange omission from the storyline by somehow forgetting to mention even one time that Edwards was, indeed, a Democrat. Yet five times the piece [...]

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Now Illinois Dems Want Crook They Supported in Primary to Step Down?

Now the very same accused criminal that Chicago Democrats wanted people to vote for in Tuesday’s primary is being pressured to to step down from his office now that he won — pressured by the exact same Democrat officials that told people to vote for him only three days ago. This particular story is a [...]

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