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Michelle Obama Says Kids Should Monitor Parents for Racism

Taking a page out of the political handbook of every fascist society and dystopian Sci Fi novel, Michelle Obama is telling kids to monitor their parents for crimes against the state. The woman who was never proud of her country until she and her husband were deposited in the White House spoke to a class […]


Will Michelle Obama Run for President in 2016?

Rumors are heating up that Michelle Obama will edge out Hillary Clinton for the Democrat nomination for president in the upcoming 2016 race for the White House. How’s that for scary, eh? Rumors have been making the rounds that Barack expects to push his wife into the spotlight in order to finally destroy the Clinton […]


Solutions: Michelle Obama Proposes Vegetable Offsets for School Lunch Detractors

First lady Michelle Obama has been under fire since interfering in school lunches, but through the power of her husband’s control over the Department of Education, she has come up with a solution. Kids who don’t want to eat the veggies in their school lunches can buy new “Vegetable Offsets” from the DOE. Teens are […]



You see, at the end of the day, my most important title is still “mom-in-chief.” – Michelle Obama, DNC Speech 2012 Mom-in-chief? NANNY-in-Chief is more like it, or possibly Secretary of Busy Bodies, Director of Meddling or Commander-in-Boob Belts. But I digress already… sigh. Let me start out by saying I did not watch it […]


Michelle Obama Is Running Her Own Campaign – It Takes One

The Washington Post is reporting that First Lady Michelle Obama is striking out on her own separately branded campaign this election. Michelle Obama, who has defined herself in the White House as mom in chief, has become a cheerleader-in-chief for her husband’s reelection campaign. This Friday she will launch an unusual campaign within the Obama […]


BS Meter Special: Michelle Says We are ‘Blessed’ To Have Barrack

It is perfectly natural for a wife to be proud of her husband in those situations where such praise is warranted. In Michelle Obama’s case, well, we can certainly agree that his great success is something she can be proud of. But, pride does not excuse idiotic hyperbole and that is what she gave us […]


Michelle Obama tired of ‘angry black woman’ stereotype

CBS News is reporting: First lady Michelle Obama is challenging assertions she’s forcefully imposed her will on White House aides, saying she’s tired of people portraying her as “some kind of angry black woman.” Mrs. Obama tells CBS News she hasn’t read New York Times reporter Jodi Kantor’s new book that characterizes her as a […]


A Picture Is Worth 10,000 Words. Er, Dollars.

Sigh… From the Chicago Tribune: When first lady Michelle Obama comes home to Chicago next Tuesday, a group photo with her at a campaign fundraiser won’t come cheap. The asking price for a ticket to a “family photo reception” is $10,000, according to an invitation to the event. The invitation specifies that there may be […]


WaPo suggests Michelle Obama’s Target trip was orchestrated

The trip being orchestrated isn’t news… because the likelihood is that it was indeed choreographed… the news is the Washington Post’s suggestion that it is… big news in this guy’s eyes: Neither the White House nor the Associated Press will say how AP photographer Charles Dharapak came to be the only news photographer present at […]


“All this for a flag” (UPDATED)

A number of folks, to include Bookworm and NoisyRoom, are covering the First Lady’s alleged dissing of a flag ceremony at the 9/11 memorial event held this past Sunday.  If what is seen below is what it appears to be, then can there be any doubt as to the radicalism of the first couple? Lip […]


Michelle Obama – vacation “junkie”

The Daily Mail is reporting: White House sources today claimed that the First Lady has spent $10 million of U.S. taxpayers’ money on vacations alone in the past year. Branding her ‘disgusting’ and ‘a vacation junkie’, they say the 47-year-old mother-of-two has been indulging in five-star hotels, where she splashes out on expensive massages and […]


Janeane Garofalo: What Liberal Bias? Michelle Obama: Thanks Guys!

Not stated quite that obviously, but just about. The relevant quotes: Janeane Garofalo “[I]t is absurd to me – the liberal media trope that has always been a myth that…

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Michelle Obama invites radical poet to White House

The dude waxes on about shooting cops and burning President Bush…  things he may have picked up during social hour at Jeremiah Wright’s church… hell, maybe he met Michelle there: H/T…

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Michelle Obama: "We have the power… we got this man in office"

Why does this simply not sit well with me?  Why am I troubled by what she’s saying?  One of you explain the unease… please……

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Michelle Obama: Being FLOTUS is hell

Poor woman has such a tough job:Michelle Obama thinks being America’s First Lady is ‘hell’, Carla Bruni reveals today in a wildly indiscreet new book.Miss Bruni reveals that Mrs Obama replied…


Maureen Dowd: Michelle making White House and Dems wince

Maureen Dowd: Michelle making White House and Dems wince

MoDo's Michelle mojo ain't all that apparently:In politics and pop culture, optics are all. And Michelle's optics sent a message that likely made some in the White House and the…


Another Michelle Obama wardrobe malfunction

Another Michelle Obama wardrobe malfunction

Once again, in the middle of a tough recession when millions of Americans have been forced to pare down their clothing budgets, Michelle Obama has been seen sporting hideously expensive…

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Michelle’s Fashion Cultists

The LA Times, not noticing anything of import occurring in the world at the monent, has published one of thousands of similar articles promoting the idea that Michelle Obama is…

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What's wrong with this picture?

What's wrong with this picture?

I'm no fashion king. Ask my wife. She critiques what I wear all the time and I can't tell you how many times she's stopped me with these words:…


Get Your Michelle Obama Doll, Safely

Get Your Michelle Obama Doll, Safely

This is a Public Service Announcement. If this is the first you’ve heard about the Michelle Obama doll, I would direct you to this article in The New York Times,…

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Michelle Obama's Connection to AmeriCorps

Gerald Walpin, an honorable and honest man, was the inspector general for the Corporation for National and Community Service (CNCS), which is the federal agency that oversees AmeriCorps. President Obama…

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Those $540 Sneakers

Remember when Michelle Obama poo poo'd the Bush stimulus of $600 as nothing asking what could you buy with that, a pair of earrings? She got a little bit of…

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