Moonbats Archive

Obama’s Nanny-State, Government-Sponsored Instructions For ‘How To Roast Marshmallows’

Are you a stupid American? Obama’s government thinks you are. So stupid, in fact, that his US Forest Service felt it necessary to give us all a 700-word article on how to roast marshmallows. Because, you know, you are all …

Just Desserts: Silly Facebook Billionaire Ripped Off by Teachers Unions, Democrats, & Consultants

Oh, he thought that just because he had billions of dollars, all he had to do was flit into a New Jersey school system, spread some of his cash around, and voila kids would get a “good” education. But reality …

Michelle Obama Says Kids Should Monitor Parents for Racism

Taking a page out of the political handbook of every fascist society and dystopian Sci Fi novel, Michelle Obama is telling kids to monitor their parents for crimes against the state. The woman who was never proud of her country …

Obama Claims Vietnamese Communist Ho Chi Minh was “Inspired by the Words of Thomas Jefferson”

Last week the president of Viet Nam, Truong Tan Sang, visited US President Obama. One would think Sang’s presence in the Oval Office would be the closest the Communist would get to Thomas Jefferson, the author of America’s Declaration of Independence. …

Nancy Pelosi Recommends We ‘Celebrate’ Obamacare on July 4th

California Democrat, Representative Nancy Pelosi recently informed the nation that July Fourth isn’t just for fireworks and dissing the Brits any more. It is also the day we should “celebrate” Obamacare. Sure July Fourth is traditionally celebrated as the day …

Ohio: Sen. Sherrod Brown is Stifling Big Government’s Best Friend

Hey, Ohio, Senator Sherrod Brown is just not working. He’s one of the most extreme, left-wing Senators in Washington and his constant rubber stamping of Obama’s worst, big government boondoggles is hurting the Buckeye State’s economy, not to mention the …

Obama’s Offensive Anti-Woman Campaign Ad (Now Disappeared Down Memory Hole)

Earlier today the Obama campaign’s “official Tumblr page” featured an offensive message: This image was followed with a text tag that said, “because they kinda do.” Uh, no, they kinda don’t, you supercilious liars. And since when was a woman …

Dept. of Homeland Sec. Again Calls Patriotic Americans ‘Potential Terrorists’

Are you a patriotic American that thinks that our American way of life is in danger? Are you a Tea Partier? If so, Obama’s Department of Homeland Security (DHS) wants you to know that you might be a terrorist. Or, …
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