TPS Due Today (Wizbang)

It's TPS report day here at IniTech. I've been working on it all week and it's due today. Apparently people seem to believe that I didn't get the memo about the new cover sheets, as most of my eight bosses have forwarded the memo to me again. I'm avoiding eye contact with my direct supervisor. It seems like a good idea.

Just found out yesterday that a couple of "management consultants" are going to be interviewing every on in the department. Of course they want me to work this weekend as well. You know what? I'm not going in Saturday. In fact, I think I'm just going to stop going period.

In other office news, maybe someone can explain to me what the hell my co-workers are doing here.

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