Naked German Goes For A Stroll (Wizbang)

Here's a reason to get a external keypad system for your garage door opener:

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man woke up to find himself stark naked in the middle of a street after sleepwalking from home, police say.

The 37-year-old man called police in the southern town of Buchen at around 6 a.m. after discovering he had left his housekeys at home.

"The man waited naked for police at the phone booth, who gave him a raincoat to wear," a police spokesman said on Thursday.

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