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Friday Golf Joke

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the Men's tee, please!"

Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement - "Would the man on the Women's tee kindly back up the Men's tee!"

Mike had had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut the fuck up and let me play my second shot.

*** In my foursome that is what is know as a D.O. (Golfers will get the reference).


Comments (2)

Very good. I suppose we've ... (Below threshold)

Very good. I suppose we've all been there & done that (except for the announcer ;-)

Therein lies the humor...</... (Below threshold)

Therein lies the humor...




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