Fun With Server Logs (Wizbang)

It's been a while since I had some fun with the server logs... James Joyner noted that he's getting a lot of links for "britney spears british elle" just for pointing out that I had the picture up here. Well that's high on my list as well, but I thought I would spotlight the "What The Hell Were They Thinking" search phrases first.

Freakish Search Phrases

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And the most obscure:

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Now on to the top search phrases for the month that lead the unsuspecting to Wizbang:

cat schwartz 88
britney spears british elle 58
cat schwartz naked 45
british elle britney spears 40
hunting bambi 35
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real world san diego 29
mary-kate olsen nude with no and i mean no clothes on 24
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britney spears british elle pictures 20
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british elle britney spears pictures 16
heidi strobel playboy pictures 16
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britney spears topless 15

Naked chicks, naked chicks, penises and scabs (but not together) seem to be the answer to the questions the world is asking...

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Comments (5)

The Jedi Golf Ball Retrieve... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by nathan | August 13, 2003 1:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

nathan:

The Jedi Golf Ball Retriever isn't obscure!
It's the Jedi Boy video that everyone had so much fun watching that the kid had a nervous breakdown and started suing people.
The "double lightsaber" object he was using was a "golf ball retriever".
Now, as to why it showed up on your blog....?

Posted on August 13, 2003 01:33

My thoughts exactly. There'... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Kin | August 13, 2003 2:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Kin:

My thoughts exactly. There's nothing obscure about that one. I did like Texas Senate cookies.

Posted on August 13, 2003 02:09

Seems like most of those se... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Susie | August 13, 2003 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Susie:

Seems like most of those searches should have taken them to Bill C's blog!

Posted on August 13, 2003 10:08

So it looks like we are the... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by The ShanMonster | September 20, 2003 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

The ShanMonster:

So it looks like we are the two people to whom "mary-kate olsen nude with no and i mean no clothes on" leads. What's with that, anyhow?

Posted on September 20, 2003 08:02

mary-kate olsen nude with n... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Scarlett | July 27, 2004 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Scarlett:

mary-kate olsen nude with no and i mean no clothes on 24

OMG that is hilarious. Someone was trying to give orders to the search engine.

Speaking of Mary Kate Olsen, she is getting out of the hospital!

Posted on July 27, 2004 16:10

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