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Comments (21)
Michael and Lisa Marie had ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by O. F. Jay | August 28, 2003 10:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael and Lisa Marie had nothing on THIS kiss.
1. Posted by O. F. Jay | August 28, 2003 10:36 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2003 22:36
2. Posted by Tony S. | August 28, 2003 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fade in....
Blonde #1: "Hmmmm, you taste great!"
Blonde #2: "Oohhh yeah, and you must be less filling."
Blondes: continue kissing for 20 minutes
Camera pans out...
Fade to Miller Lite logo.
Fade to black...
2. Posted by Tony S. | August 28, 2003 11:19 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2003 23:19
3. Posted by Norbizness | August 29, 2003 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, Ms. Aguilera, we can definitely pinpoint the source of those mysterious mouth sores.
3. Posted by Norbizness | August 29, 2003 12:31 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 00:31
4. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | August 29, 2003 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are the Altoids working?
4. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | August 29, 2003 1:28 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 01:28
5. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | August 29, 2003 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Didn't Britney and Christina kiss? Those two looked like they were mouth kissing their mother. Ironically, Madonna is old enough to be their mother.
5. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | August 29, 2003 1:29 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 01:29
6. Posted by Matthew | August 29, 2003 4:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somewhere in the audience, Justin Timberlake is thinking, "Sweet, they're swapping MY bodily fluids."
6. Posted by Matthew | August 29, 2003 4:30 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 04:30
7. Posted by David Strain | August 29, 2003 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Someone very cruel told Madonna that a career that still mattered was in Brittney's mouth.
D
7. Posted by David Strain | August 29, 2003 8:24 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 08:24
8. Posted by Michelle | August 29, 2003 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I stole your pics!
8. Posted by Michelle | August 29, 2003 8:44 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 08:44
9. Posted by KB | August 29, 2003 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1. Madonna: "You're young enough to be my daughter. oh, f*ck it. My career needs another boost."
2. Britney: "Whoa, I wasn't expecting tongue!"
3. The crowd knew exactly what their hands were doing during the kiss.
9. Posted by KB | August 29, 2003 9:43 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 09:43
10. Posted by Adam | August 29, 2003 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow--you chicks really DO taste like chicken!
10. Posted by Adam | August 29, 2003 9:56 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 09:56
11. Posted by Katie | August 29, 2003 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2: Dear God - those two shades of blond are so radioactive that their fusion will cause a nuclear meltdown! DUCK AND COVER!
11. Posted by Katie | August 29, 2003 10:01 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 10:01
12. Posted by charles austin | August 29, 2003 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#2: "You lose, here's your gum back."
#1: Like a virgin, indeed.
#1: The madam hypes her newest acquisitions.
#2 and #3: Shouldn't they be wearing body condoms?
#2 and #3: Don't worry kids, this isn't sex and doesn't lead to anything resembling sex.
All: Can you believe people used to think Andrew Dice Clay was beyond the pale?
12. Posted by charles austin | August 29, 2003 2:58 PM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 14:58
13. Posted by Aaron | August 29, 2003 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmm...no, you didn't drink my Bailey's. No, you didn't drink my Bailey's, either...
13. Posted by Aaron | August 29, 2003 3:07 PM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 15:07
14. Posted by Steven | August 29, 2003 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The reason I won't let my young sons watch MTV for a loooong time."
14. Posted by Steven | August 29, 2003 4:45 PM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 16:45
15. Posted by Steven | August 29, 2003 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MTV's new motto: "Who needs music? We've got kissing chicks!"
(I am old enough to remember when MTV actually played music videos all day long.)
15. Posted by Steven | August 29, 2003 4:47 PM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 16:47
16. Posted by Kevin McGehee | August 30, 2003 6:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It doesn't surprise me. Britney has more testosterone than Madonna's last eight or nine huisbands/boyfriends/DNA donors...
16. Posted by Kevin McGehee | August 30, 2003 6:00 AM |
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Posted on August 30, 2003 06:00
17. Posted by Ashleigh | September 1, 2003 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LOL ...Well Done Aaron for the baileys comment...It bought a smile to my face...Although after seeing a kiss like THAT ...who wouldn't be smiling eh ? ;-)
17. Posted by Ashleigh | September 1, 2003 9:17 AM |
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Posted on September 1, 2003 09:17
18. Posted by Bob Morace | October 15, 2003 4:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Juicyfull gum lasts sooo long, two out of three
users chew the same stick.
Remember our slogan: The Gum that gets you to first base.
18. Posted by Bob Morace | October 15, 2003 4:22 AM |
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Posted on October 15, 2003 04:22
19. Posted by Amanda | October 17, 2003 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brittany: Hehe, your mouth tastes like burning.
Madonna: Shut up you big baby and kiss me.
Christina: Tell me i kiss better than her, or my career is over
Madonna: your career is already over hunnie, im just trying to get you a little publicity. But wait, the camera really dosent really care about you, haha, they just focused on britany, sorry hunnie, your over
19. Posted by Amanda | October 17, 2003 1:45 PM |
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Posted on October 17, 2003 13:45
20. Posted by Bobby | December 12, 2003 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you've ever wondered where those really "industrial strength" STD's come from..here you are!
20. Posted by Bobby | December 12, 2003 4:04 PM |
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Posted on December 12, 2003 16:04
21. Posted by edie deween | August 26, 2004 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#2: Britney: "Madonna, are you sure this tongue moving lesson will improve my singing?"
21. Posted by edie deween | August 26, 2004 2:43 PM |
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Posted on August 26, 2004 14:43