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The fact that Barack Obama was elected President is a pretty clear indicator that Politics is not scientific. That is, with all due respect to the President, his resume was...
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Karl Malden, the bulbous-nosed character actor who won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Mitch, the guiless suitor of Blanche DuBois in the 1951 classic A Street...
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Visitors to the Sears Tower's new glass balconies all seem to agree: The first step is the hardest. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut...
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Angelina Jolie's was named highest-paid actress on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list. Coming in second behind Angie is Jennifer Aniston. Which would have the rag mags in a tizzy...
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It's still unclear what David Carradine was doing when he died, but a doctor knows what technically killed him. Having already ruled out suicide by hanging, the private pathologist...
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Dimension Films has acquired the remake rights to "An American Werewolf in London", John Landis' 1981 horror-comedy. Landis spoke to bloodydisgusting.com and said "Yes, Dimension is now in negotiation...
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article here!! Jackson was not the biological father of any of his three children, it was claimed yesterday - a revelation that may herald new complications in his family's...
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SELLER: Alan Jackson LOCATION: Moran Road, Franklin, TN PRICE: $38,000,000 SIZE: 19,000 square feet (approx.), 6 bedrooms, 7 full and 2 half bathrooms DESCRIPTION: Magnificent offering w/o compare. Bordered by...
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While most horror fans know... (Below threshold)1. Posted by mtpolitics | September 19, 2003 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While most horror fans know Pinhead, only a handful are aware of his cousin from Alabama, Peckerhead.
1. Posted by mtpolitics | September 19, 2003 9:16 PM |
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Posted on September 19, 2003 21:16
2. Posted by Jane | September 19, 2003 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now on e-Bay, the infamous Penis Platter!
2. Posted by Jane | September 19, 2003 9:42 PM |
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Posted on September 19, 2003 21:42
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 19, 2003 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mainly at the request of James Carville, the Clinton family crest had remained a well guarded secret.
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 19, 2003 9:48 PM |
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Posted on September 19, 2003 21:48
4. Posted by hln | September 19, 2003 10:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Benjamin Grimm's hormones go out of control, he becomes ANOTHER type of superhero...
4. Posted by hln | September 19, 2003 10:11 PM |
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Posted on September 19, 2003 22:11
5. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 20, 2003 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See? I told you not to use bad words, didn't I? And I warned you. In our culture, you can turn into the bad words you say. Believe me now, Male Organ Head?"
5. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 20, 2003 12:30 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 00:30
6. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | September 20, 2003 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The portrait of a great Frenchman.
6. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | September 20, 2003 2:00 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 02:00
7. Posted by Psycho Dad | September 20, 2003 4:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Official Dick-Head Collector's Plate Now you know what to get them for the holidays.
7. Posted by Psycho Dad | September 20, 2003 4:17 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 04:17
8. Posted by Jennifer | September 20, 2003 6:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I present to you my poorly photoshopped picture of the day...
8. Posted by Jennifer | September 20, 2003 6:04 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 06:04
9. Posted by Kathleen | September 20, 2003 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A rare depiction of Medusa's little-known consort, Medusack.
9. Posted by Kathleen | September 20, 2003 9:04 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 09:04
10. Posted by JessicaMiniluv | September 20, 2003 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Kiss me baby...now over there, ahh yeah my earlobe too...oooo my eyebrow...ahh"
10. Posted by JessicaMiniluv | September 20, 2003 2:42 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 14:42
11. Posted by Fritz | September 20, 2003 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Disclaimer: While some Hamilton Mint plates will increase in value, others will not. However, most plates from the "Human Genitalia" collection have doubled or even tripled in value.
11. Posted by Fritz | September 20, 2003 3:37 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 15:37
12. Posted by Jeff@notoriousblog | September 20, 2003 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now offered by the Franklin Mint, a plate fashioned entirely of crushed penis.
12. Posted by Jeff@notoriousblog | September 20, 2003 3:40 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 15:40
13. Posted by shell | September 20, 2003 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sure, I'll sit on your face!
13. Posted by shell | September 20, 2003 4:03 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 16:03
14. Posted by Kevin McGehee | September 20, 2003 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WARNING: Do not wash in sildenafil citrate, as this may cause your beautiful collector's plate to explode.
14. Posted by Kevin McGehee | September 20, 2003 4:12 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 16:12
15. Posted by Hodink | September 20, 2003 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Overdose on Viagra again, Love?"
15. Posted by Hodink | September 20, 2003 5:35 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 17:35
16. Posted by Lionel Mandrake | September 20, 2003 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What a dickhead!
16. Posted by Lionel Mandrake | September 20, 2003 6:01 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 18:01
17. Posted by Jay Tea | September 20, 2003 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob suddenly remembered that he should never, ever, ever trust spam, even "herbal viagra and manhood enhancer" that is recommended by "real doctors."
17. Posted by Jay Tea | September 20, 2003 6:52 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2003 18:52
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 21, 2003 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP BREAKING ... Jenny Craig move over, the weight loss program offered through Richard Head Associates offers claims of phenominal weight loss in a short period of time. RHA makes this claim even though they make no recommendation on caloric intake, they only require dieters to purchase and use their new special weight control dinnerware.
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 21, 2003 8:01 AM |
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Posted on September 21, 2003 08:01
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 21, 2003 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bradford Collectors' Pick up Lines
"How would you like to see my big 10" penis...
...head plate collectible?"
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 21, 2003 8:41 AM |
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Posted on September 21, 2003 08:41
20. Posted by Chortle | September 21, 2003 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reuters --- Another surgery mix-up. The penile enhancement was a success despite being performed on the wrong body part.
20. Posted by Chortle | September 21, 2003 10:57 AM |
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Posted on September 21, 2003 10:57
21. Posted by LarryConley | September 21, 2003 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh sure.. they all started out laughing at poor Richard...
The laughs all stopped when it became common knowledge that he was dating the ENTIRE varsity Cheerleading squad.
21. Posted by LarryConley | September 21, 2003 5:51 PM |
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Posted on September 21, 2003 17:51
22. Posted by Bouhaki | September 21, 2003 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, I did not say 'phallus.' I said, 'fellows.' I wanted a picture drawn of the fellows' heads not a picture of my head as a phallus and now, boy oh boy, I want this matter straightened out immediately!"
22. Posted by Bouhaki | September 21, 2003 7:19 PM |
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Posted on September 21, 2003 19:19
23. Posted by Lasting Magic | September 22, 2003 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And with this new highfalutin machine, we will be able to read your thoughts.
23. Posted by Lasting Magic | September 22, 2003 10:12 AM |
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Posted on September 22, 2003 10:12